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Liz Courts wrote:
Numerous People: So what's up with the mayonnaise?

Wait that wasent just a joke comment put up on facebook?

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Kevin Mack wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Numerous People: So what's up with the mayonnaise?
Wait that wasent just a joke comment put up on facebook?

It was not (there is photographic evidence to prove it).


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Rysky wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Numerous People: So what's up with the mayonnaise?
Only Liz (and likely Cosmo) could pull off something so heinous that it would make people fear mayonnaise.
As if! Mayo is an evil, vile abomination that deserves to die all on its lonesome without outside help.

This just in! Succubi fear mayonnaise! Paladins the multiverse over can now be seen smearing their swords in the stuff.

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Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Numerous People: So what's up with the mayonnaise?
Only Liz (and likely Cosmo) could pull off something so heinous that it would make people fear mayonnaise.
As if! Mayo is an evil, vile abomination that deserves to die all on its lonesome without outside help.
This just in! Succubi fear mayonnaise! Paladins the multiverse over can now be seen smearing their swords in the stuff.

Pretty sure they'd fall for resorting to that.

Or at least have a negative level the whole time they're carrying the stuff.


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Rysky wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Numerous People: So what's up with the mayonnaise?
Only Liz (and likely Cosmo) could pull off something so heinous that it would make people fear mayonnaise.
As if! Mayo is an evil, vile abomination that deserves to die all on its lonesome without outside help.
This just in! Succubi fear mayonnaise! Paladins the multiverse over can now be seen smearing their swords in the stuff.

Pretty sure they'd fall for resorting to that.

Or at least have a negative level the whole time they're carrying the stuff.

Au contraire. If the Chaotic Evil outsider believes an object to be foul and despicable, isn't it by definition the opposite of what composes her - therefore Lawful and/or Good?

If mayo truly were a force of evil, most if not every fiend would be encouraging its use, pulling more souls to their side.

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Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Numerous People: So what's up with the mayonnaise?
Only Liz (and likely Cosmo) could pull off something so heinous that it would make people fear mayonnaise.
As if! Mayo is an evil, vile abomination that deserves to die all on its lonesome without outside help.
This just in! Succubi fear mayonnaise! Paladins the multiverse over can now be seen smearing their swords in the stuff.

Pretty sure they'd fall for resorting to that.

Or at least have a negative level the whole time they're carrying the stuff.

Au contraire. If the Chaotic Evil outsider believes an object to be foul and despicable, isn't it by definition the opposite of what composes her - therefore Lawful and/or Good?

If mayo truly were a force of evil, most if not every fiend would be encouraging its use, pulling more souls to their side.

This CE Outsider does hate mayo. Omox demons love the stuff.


Rysky wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Numerous People: So what's up with the mayonnaise?
Only Liz (and likely Cosmo) could pull off something so heinous that it would make people fear mayonnaise.
As if! Mayo is an evil, vile abomination that deserves to die all on its lonesome without outside help.
This just in! Succubi fear mayonnaise! Paladins the multiverse over can now be seen smearing their swords in the stuff.

Pretty sure they'd fall for resorting to that.

Or at least have a negative level the whole time they're carrying the stuff.

Au contraire. If the Chaotic Evil outsider believes an object to be foul and despicable, isn't it by definition the opposite of what composes her - therefore Lawful and/or Good?

If mayo truly were a force of evil, most if not every fiend would be encouraging its use, pulling more souls to their side.

This CE Outsider does hate mayo. Omox demons love the stuff.

Um.. I believe you're supposed to eat the stuff.. not slather it all over one's self and bath in it... (>_>)

Just saying...


According to my GM Mayo is the stuff that comes out of grubs when you smush them... After they've finished trying to crawl up your nether regions to lay eggs. Because nature therefore neutral?

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Katina NO TEETH FOR YOU


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Ok Katina needs her own patch or something. You guys keep quoting her sillyness on here and it's awesome.

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Seamstress_Druid wrote:
Ok Katina needs her own patch or something. You guys keep quoting her sillyness on here and it's awesome.

D'awwwwww shucks. You're making me blush!


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Katina Mathieson wrote:
Seamstress_Druid wrote:
Ok Katina needs her own patch or something. You guys keep quoting her sillyness on here and it's awesome.
D'awwwwww shucks. You're making me blush!

Omg it's Flower! Bambi was such a good movie!

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Many, many people: [REDACTED]
Sara Marie: this all stays in the office.
Katina: awwwwww
Sara Marie: because so help me god this will be a surprise ninja game at paizocon 2016

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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ashley: ooooh thats mean cosmo
...
ashley: i love it

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Katina “Everyone is Tim Curry” describes one of my most frequently reoccurring dreams. And nightmares.

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katina: i think it probably needs some playtesting, right?


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Wait how can that possibly be a nightmare? That's like the jackpot of dreams.

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Cheapy wrote:
Wait how can that possibly be a nightmare? That's like the jackpot of dreams.

I agree!


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Dat lipstick.


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Cosmo wrote:
Cheapy wrote:
Wait how can that possibly be a nightmare? That's like the jackpot of dreams.
I agree!

Oh gosh... Is that... Is that the clown known as "It"? or was it Thing?

Some old 80's or 90's clown horror.


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Seamstress_Druid wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Cheapy wrote:
Wait how can that possibly be a nightmare? That's like the jackpot of dreams.
I agree!

Oh gosh... Is that... Is that the clown known as "It"? or was it Thing?

Some old 80's or 90's clown horror.

Weren't you paying attention? That's one part of the jackpot of dreams.


Chris Lambertz wrote:
Katina “Everyone is Tim Curry” describes one of my most frequently reoccurring dreams. And nightmares.

I hereby nominate Curryquake to be made into a SyFy event movie.

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Erik "Now that the <redacted> is done it looks like it generated 4 red dragons per 100k users, which is about right."

-- It's a little disturbing how often our completely normal technical discussions could also double as a SyFy movie of the week.

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katina: Because you looked up at the sky and went ‘OH MY GOD” and then spiders filled your mouth.


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eli roth has just bought the film rights to Katina's mind

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Sara Marie wrote:
katina: Because you looked up at the sky and went ‘OH MY GOD” and then spiders filled your mouth.

Yeah, we probably need to do maintenance on the sprinklers more often.

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Gary "Was the red shirt too obvious? Maybe next time we should go with a nice maroon."


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Cort Odekirk wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
katina: Because you looked up at the sky and went ‘OH MY GOD” and then spiders filled your mouth.
Yeah, we probably need to do maintenance on the sprinklers more often.

Why? What kind of vermin were supposed to spray out of them?

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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Cort Odekirk wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
katina: Because you looked up at the sky and went ‘OH MY GOD” and then spiders filled your mouth.
Yeah, we probably need to do maintenance on the sprinklers more often.
Why? What kind of vermin were supposed to spray out of them?

Well, the spec is for Dire Rats, but import fees proved problematic, so we went with regular rats and made sure they were particularly surely. The spiders were an unanticipated regression, we'll add "terminal spider infestation" as a test scenario to our regression suite.


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And here I was going to guess triops.

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sara marie: gary all i am hearing is “Here is this new power source sara, have fun.”
sara marie: “Possibly don’t plug anything directly into the outlet, use surge protector.”

robot chris: funny, I hear the whirring of a sawblade made of knives
robot chris: which, *could* be the same
robot chris: not mutually exclusive!

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Crystal: If you can't trust the neutral-evil lich, who can you trust?

Rob: Razmir!

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Gary: that reminds me of the time my uncle was working for the resistance in eastern europe
Gary: he was a banker at the time and helping lots of slovaks and whatnot to escape
Gary: people would always ask him, can you cache a czech?

Cosmo: If not, you will have a lot of cancelled Czechs.

Katina: That’s what you get for trying to buy Turkey with a Czech.

Robot Chris: something something covered in Greece

Sara Marie: all this food needs some classy plates. possibly fine China?
Sara Marie: you guys there is norway this is funny

Katina: This conversation is Finnish-ed

Robot Chris: everyone just Chile out

Sara Marie: I have one more that will Sweden the pot

Christopher: This whole thing is leaving me in Spain

Sara Marie: its leaving me Hungary

Katina: Christopher is too France-y for our puns

Christopher: Nah, I just want to Burma the whole thread
Christopher: Or at least Rwanda time to before this all started.

Katina: That wouldn’t be very Nice

Cosmo: Gary and I were just discussing how to get someone out of Eastern Europe. For example, you can put them on a boat on the Danube and float a Czech for a few days.

Robot Chris: staaahp and Wales a minute

Gary: I don't actually know what you people are talking about but I Canada take much more

Christopher: Alberta you can, Gary

Gary: Kuwait and see how it goes

Cosmo: Uruguay we started this in the first place.

Sara Marie: I don’t want Nunavut

Christopher: Yukon do better, Cosmo

Cosmo: I thought of the joke and Iran with it.

Sara Marie: Belize stop everyone

Cosmo: Uganda be kidding me

Sara Marie: I Haiti you all

Katina: Hey now Rhein it in
Katina: Thames yourself
Katina: Or I'm gonna Bavaria upset

Sara Marie: you gonna Jamaica me?

Christopher: That's entirely the Rhone meme, Kat.

Cosmo: NOO! I like this! I want Samoa!

Diego goes home, mental health day

Sara Marie: Don’t have a Macau diego

Robot Chris: literally I cannot frown any further [Image Redacted]

Sara Marie: Oman thats a great face

Christopher: If we keep this up, Diego's going to become a Qatar.

Robot Chris: GODDAMNIT, HERE I WAS THINKING
Robot Chris: "NOBODY’S GONNA USE QATAR THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE"
Robot Chris: AND THERE YOU GO AND DONE IT

Christopher bows

Sara Marie: Uganda have to take my keyboard away to get me to stop

Katina: You thought there was no Zimbabwe we could do it

Robot Chris gives up on today
Robot Chris has left the room

Katina: She didn’t have Togo


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It's Cool Chris. I blame you for my researching and finding pictures of Wacky Towns.


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Diego goes home, mental health day

If epic pun battles like this are a regular thing around the offices, then I'm with Diego. You guys are awful! Which makes me wonder why Cosmo was not more heavily involved...


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Chris Anthony wrote:
Pun battle

I Ustalav you guys, but some of those puns were just painful. I completely understand why Vudra-ther go home than have to endure that.


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Chris Anthony wrote:
Pun battle

I WANT SAMOA!


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Hmm, it was supposed to say "Diego" somewhere in there. Oh well, much too late for editing. I guess I can always quote-fix it.

Thymus Vulgaris wrote:
I Ustalav you guys, but some of those puns were just painful. I completely understand why Diego Vudra-ther go home than have to endure that.


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Chris Anthony wrote:
Pun battle

It's the whole United Na-puns!


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Irish you guys would stop this. It's enough to make me Wales. Just Libya the subject alone. Danube all of you to Hell's Kitchen. It's Thames for me to go.


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GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate so much right now.

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You Haiti it?

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Don't make me loch ness this thread!

Paizo Employee Software Test Engineer

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Woah everyone, lets take a few deep breaths and Cheliax.


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I think some of these people have no Seoul. They act as if this sort of thing Congo forever. But I Belize there will eventually be an end to it all. The Maine thing is just that one has to Honduras it all. I have Togo now though. The Papua is just getting too deep.

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Okay guys, this is the Bitter End. We'd better Geb talking about something else, or we'll be Rahadoum-ed.


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Mythic JMD031 wrote:

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate so much right now.

Righteous punishment for this!

:P


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This has been going back and forth like a game of ping Pyongyang. But I have Good Hope that we are at least Midway through it. For while some people are having a Bali, others have been left in the Wake.

Changing the subject slightly, it is good to know that with all the talk of a down economy, there is one place that is now doing well. It seems that male homosexual couples have found the perfect place to tie the knot for the first time. As a result the boost to the local economy from tourism has been enormous. I am, of course, referring to:

Spoiler:

The New Hebrides

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sharaya: Eh. I can keep secrets from the soda machine

katina: I can’t. :(

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