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Better than having seven evil exes like I do.I'm in my late 20s, and most of my friends are in the 25-35 range. As a point of reference, my parents got married when my father was 25 and my mother was 28.Nothing like attending a wedding with all of your married friends to remind myself precisely how lonely you are. Fun times.Either you have too many too old friends or they got married much too early.Exactly what I am talking about, too early!
And how! I'll never understand...
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Worst simpsons episode ever.
As I'm mostly unaware of that show, anything I should know?
Looking kind of desperate, there, Archie.
(I can now see why Betty and Veronica are always around...)
It sucks now.
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Just put in an 10-hour shift working at a coworker's incredibly understaffed side job. Laying down 100 feet of service entrance cable (in pipe, by myself) is not how I'd prefer to spend my Sunday afternoon. I'm f+&!ing exhausted, covered in mud and smelling like pipe dope, and I have to get up at 5 AM and do it all over again for the rest of the f!+~ing week.
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I have a friend that has 7 ex-girlfriends, all named Sarah and all crazy.
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I have a friend that has 7 ex-girlfriends, all named Sarah and all crazy.
Sounds like he's got a condition.
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Looking kind of desperate, there, Archie.
(I can now see why Betty and Veronica are always around...)
Dames, man. Dames.
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i received 188.02 USD in cash moneymoneys for my services
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i received 188.02 USD in cash moneymoneys for my services
Services?
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i received 188.02 USD in cash moneymoneys for my servicesServices?
services
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Ser-vi-ces!!
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Yeah, the last time I did that, the inside of my mouth tasted like burnt licorice for a week.I refuse to take part in any cultural delicacy that involves a strange ritual beforehand. Good sir, I REFUSE.you have to have it FRESH. If you let it sit, it will taste AWFUL. Timing is very important when enjoying an egg cream.It tastes like what you'd expect fizzy, watered-down, flavored milk would taste like.Hmmm... I have never had an egg cream. Now I am curious what it tastes like.
I see what you did there.
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Dames, man. Dames.Looking kind of desperate, there, Archie.
(I can now see why Betty and Veronica are always around...)
Boys...
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Boys...Dames, man. Dames.Looking kind of desperate, there, Archie.
(I can now see why Betty and Veronica are always around...)
go fig.
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Seared duck breast with blackberry pan sauce, maple-glazed roasted sweet potatoes, and roasted Brussels sprouts with mushrooms. I am so glad it is cool enough to use my kitchen again.
I made slow cooker max and cheese.
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Seared duck breast with blackberry pan sauce, maple-glazed roasted sweet potatoes, and roasted Brussels sprouts with mushrooms. I am so glad it is cool enough to use my kitchen again.I made slow cooker max and cheese.
Great!
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Freudian slip?Seared duck breast with blackberry pan sauce, maple-glazed roasted sweet potatoes, and roasted Brussels sprouts with mushrooms. I am so glad it is cool enough to use my kitchen again.I made slow cooker max and cheese.
*sigh*
Then again, I'm sure you are not just delicious, but nutritious.
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Worst simpsons episode ever.
Good! Use your aggressive feelings. Let the hate flow through you!
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Dragons are like onions.
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Dragons are like onions.Yeah, we're smelly and make you cry if you cut us.
NO!!! Dragons have LAYERS!!!
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Ran "We Be Goblins" for the Sunday gamers today.
It was an utter hoot.
The players got totally into playing goblins, up to and including the alchemist goblin dropping bombs on the other goblins (including one at negative hit points) and the group lighting the entire place on fire before realizing they were supposed to get the fireworks OUT OF THE PLACE before burning it.
They managed to come somewhat close to the absolute mayhem that was my kids being goblins.
But I'll still submit that 9-12-year-old kids make the best goblins ever.
EDIT: And thanks to an absolutely terrible borrowed d20 (its favorite number was 8), they won and there were no deaths. But it's an awesome little 2-3 hour session if you want it...
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NO!!! Dragons have LAYERS!!!Dragons are like onions.Yeah, we're smelly and make you cry if you cut us.
Of course they do. Everyone knows about dragon eggs.
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I have a friend that has 7 ex-girlfriends, all named Sarah and all crazy.I know a guy named Ben who only seems to date guys named Ben.
Narcissist?
I've got one of those head colds where your brain is swimming and you can't think quickly, I'm exhausted from the disease, my nose is perpetually wet, couldn't figure out where to catch my bus to work because they rerouted for construction (luckily, I was lidicrously early and a near empty streetcar to where I work came rolling up right when I was getting especially frustrated), and my feet are just about ready to kill me for standing at a cash register all evening when I wasn't feeling well in the first place.
On the other hand, I found the most kawaii mug EVER at work, rode a cable car for the purpose of commuting rather than recreation, ate an ANZAC biscuit, got to chat with Germans, and found all the Uncharted PS3 titles and Dragon's Dogma on sale.
Wash, I guess?
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very disappointed. it was so heavy, it cost me a fortune to send in the mail
It's a go board and stones in one package what did you expect? It's even smaller in scale than go board and stones usually are.
people give bad reviews for the most asinine reasons
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Do not. Get. The MSI970A-G46 mobo. Sucker has been nothing but trouble since day one. Still apparently can't support a 5 year old video card off a 600W power supply consistently, requiring me to swap the video card between slots periodically in order to be able to see anything.
GRAR!
No wonder this POS was on sale.
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servicesi received 188.02 USD in cash moneymoneys for my servicesServices?
Ser-vi-ces!!
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A writer wrote that readers tend to be more emotionally moved when the character wants to cry but cannot cry, than when the character simply cries, but it seems to be just the opposite for me.
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I've found people cry when I sing Michael Bolton songs.
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Ingredients of "all natural" Apple sauce: apples, high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup (for those that don't get enough corn syrup I guess), water, cinnamon and ascorbic acid to maintain color.
I'm not going to lie, I now want to go to the store to see what's in the not all natural Apple sauce.
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Monday at work was fine. Here's hoping this week will go well in general.
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B-but today is Monday!?!
F%*%ing A!! it's autumn, a g*&~#+n Monday and I'm stuck in a time loop!
Typical.
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Everybody getting their minimum daily requirement of corn syrup?
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There's no such thing as too much corn syrup!
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I see much corn syrup in your future.
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* dies of corn syrup overdose *
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It puzzles me why people like that stuff.
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Corn syrup: it's doomier than I!
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* chugs from her bottle of corn syrup, discreetly wrapped in a paper bag *
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It's good for you!
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I am Groot!
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This is my favorite corn syrup on the station.
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Later that day, at the corn syrup factory...