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Five stars! We love it!

Git 'er done!

Heresy!

*ding dong*

TRICK OR TREAT! TRICK OR TREAT! GIVE US SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!

* wave pitchforks and flaming torches meancingly*

DETAILS! WE WANT DETAILS!

LIME-Y! LIME-Y! LIME-Y! LIME-Y!

Give us corn syrup or give us death!

Wait, is that an exclusive or?

BURN THEM! BURN THEM ALL!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Who's the new guy? Should we fetch the tar and feathers?

Is it a riot? And us without our flaming brooms.

We agree!

The teeming peasantry cheers the return of Mr. Fishy with barrels of pitch and flaming brands!

Burn them! Burn them all!!

Where's our tar and feathers?

Treppa wrote:

Wait, you're elected? I thought 'President' was another term for 'Despot' here.

Yup, I was indeed elected. Although I can't remember why... O.o

Well, I didn't vote for him!

We'd help, but we're too confused.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogre!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogre!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogre!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

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Dealing with a spot of interpersonal conflict with the newest member of our gaming group, and I'm uncertain of the outcome. Confrontation always makes me anxious.

Ya wants we should take cara da problem?

We demand a new thread!!!

taig wrote:

Allen, I will have something for you tonight. :)

Hmmmm....I will wait with bated breath.

Howcome yore breath ain't 'baited' like every'un else's?

Burn him. BURN HIM!!! kindles torches and fetches pitchforks

Shivareeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! Throw us cp!

Treppa wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hey friends, did I miss anything today?

Just this.

MEH. The Real Rome had already relocated to swankier digs along the Bosporus. ;-)

Sacks and burns the sacred groves of the green man

Treppa wrote:

The Will of Solnes and the Might of Moorluck are all that keep this place clean.

Out, out! Ye demons of politics!

Well I never.

runs Bickering Partisans out of FAWTL on a rail

in typical fickle fashion, loses interest in the karaoke star and wanders off to play farmville

Teeming Peasantry wrote:

Q1: What were you doing in your time away from the messageboards?
squints at the softball and murmurs, but waits for the answer....

Hey! First questions are always softballs!

mutters and gathers pitchforks and torches, but refrains from lighting them... for now. and yes, pitchforks burn.

Very good, Jeremy.

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Since Matt Droz has returned to the boards, I think I should interview him here in our thread, for the amus- I mean, benefit of our Fawtly readers.

Q1: What were you doing in your time away from the messageboards?

squints at the softball and murmurs, but waits for the answer....

CourtFool wrote:

I should like to remind the Jack Representative this senate is founded on law and not barbaric might makes right ideology. Your obvious bias will only serve to destroy this establishment and return us to anarchy. Do not become the Party of Punt.

Be quiet dog breath! *throws empty beer can at Courtfool*

Cheers and returns to watching Jerry Springer

blogs furiously

Reads the Congressional Record and grumbles

riots in the streets seeking ghosts.

Get your pitchforks! Can't pitch 'em without a fork!

PITCHFORKS for SALE!!!

We'll take two dozen, please. Extra pointy if you have them.

Rampages through thread killing huts, burning women and raping cattle

* Chases badger with torches and pitchforks *

* Cheers the benevolent high and mighty LPM then retires to eat their straw soup. *

* Chases ghosts with pitchforks and torches *

* Cheers the Celestial Hymn and threatens the Jester with Pitch and Feathers! *

* Cheers the Dreaded and Beloved LPM *

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

I'm happy for you, Woodraven. I guess none of those chateaus I posted worked for you...

sorry, need to feel closer to my people. I must rule from the place of the common man and not from some lofty tower. Though those are fun to rain pitch down on the unruly one.

*Cheers Lord Woodraven the Mostly Benevolent*