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It's good for you!

Im so offended

You are my lawful prey. Also, you spelled "I'm" wrong.

Hee-HAWWWW!

*Knocks over the cabbage cart.*

You're stupid!

Want a second opinion?

You're ugly, too!

Hear what I have to say!

Braying Ass wrote:

Google, Demon Queen of Spiders wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Orthos wrote:

We almost have enough pyramids here to build our own Egypt.

No, we need more!

But do we have enough statues with animal heads?

Worship me! Worship me!

Make me a statue!

*Poof!*

You're a statue!

...

Scintillae wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Orthos wrote:

We almost have enough pyramids here to build our own Egypt.

No, we need more!

But do we have enough statues with animal heads?

Worship me! Worship me!

Make me a statue!

My opinion is important!

Dear Women of the Boards:

I tried sticking my Core Rulebook inside of her Louis Vuitton purse. I felt they complemented each other well, and that upon looking to see what was in her bag, the appearance of such a large, beautiful book, unexpectedly, could not but help draw her gamewards. Instead, she said something most unlady-like about putting my "stupid" game books in her purse. Please advise.
Signed,
Subtly hinting in Big D

Dear "Subtle,"

There's your problem. Next time, hit her in the head with a brick, tie her to a chair at the gaming table, teach her math with flash cards, and don't let her eat until she RP's her way into ordering a pint and a haunch at your favorite tavern. She'll love it!

B.A.

You're all idiots post.

Braying Ass wrote:

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Don Keebalz.

I already addressed this in my previous post which you obviously didn't bother to read!

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*offer not valid in any way.

I already rulz teh Webz.