I start Monday, health care after sixty days. Upscale cafe downtown in a very ritzy hotel/luxury apartment high rise. Yay me!
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I start Monday, health care after sixty days. Upscale cafe downtown in a very ritzy hotel/luxury apartment high rise. Yay me!AWESOOOOOME!
Whoa! Long Flowing Locks!
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I would like to announce my entrance into this change of government! I shall bring the purity of 5e thought to the reactionary Pathfinder masses!
Edition Warriors of the world, UNITE!
I would like to put forward my candidacy for President of FAWTL. I can whip this thread into shape.
With whips.
So, who would challenge the LPM for the title of Lord President of FAWTL?
OOH! ME! ME!
Yup, I was indeed elected. Although I can't remember why... O.oWait, you're elected? I thought 'President' was another term for 'Despot' here.
Well, I didn't vote for him!
I would like to announce my entrance into this change of government! I shall bring the purity of 5e thought to the reactionary Pathfinder masses!
Edition Warriors of the world, UNITE!
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By royal decree, I hereby declare shenanigans. It is the will of Queen Kelsey that 5E shall not be discussed in the thread.
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Folks in light of this being an election year, and it promises to be a heated one I would like to announce that I, your Lord President will be running for re-election this year! I hope you will remember my contributions to our cause of spite and chaos in the coming days, and I look forward to meeting my opponent in the arena of political bloodshed.
So, who would challenge the LPM for the title of Lord President of FAWTL?
Maybe I can buy a few votes this time. Steal the election!
Elections don't matter, the lizard men will determine the winner. They always do.
I hereby declare myself Queen of FAWTL. Not a Bad Queen, though. A Good Queen. Like the Queen of England. I don't oppress people or mess with the elected leaders' decisions or anything. I just stand around and act friendly while pretending to be a real leader.
Well, I didn't vote for him!Yup, I was indeed elected. Although I can't remember why... O.oWait, you're elected? I thought 'President' was another term for 'Despot' here.
And that's why you still live in the styes. With the other pigs.
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Um, you do know that the VP traditionally gets dibs on a vacated office, right?
And, on an unrelated note, have you ever been deer hunting in South Texas? I have a lease. :-)
I love hiding food the kidlet hates in food he loves and then listening to him say how good it is. Evil mommy trick, but he *will* eat nutritious food even if I have to trick him darn it. :)
Maybe I can buy a few votes this time. Steal the election!Folks in light of this being an election year, and it promises to be a heated one I would like to announce that I, your Lord President will be running for re-election this year! I hope you will remember my contributions to our cause of spite and chaos in the coming days, and I look forward to meeting my opponent in the arena of political bloodshed.
So, who would challenge the LPM for the title of Lord President of FAWTL?
Oooo. A Rogue lord, ain't never kilt one of them before. This should be fun!
Afraid that title is taken, by my wife. And since she bestows the favored BttH, she wins.
>.>
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Power Struggle!
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Um, you do know that the VP traditionally gets dibs on a vacated office, right?
And, on an unrelated note, have you ever been deer hunting in South Texas? I have a lease. :-)
I won't be vacating my seat this year, at least not unless FAWTL decrease it so, so for the last time, I WILL NOT GO HUNTING WITH YOU.
Now go round up some hookers and blow, we got a campaign to run.
Fall maybe. Bow never!
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Um, you do know that the VP traditionally gets dibs on a vacated office, right?
And, on an unrelated note, have you ever been deer hunting in South Texas? I have a lease. :-)
This is clearly a trademark violation. You will be getting a cease and desist order from my attorney.
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Wait... BttH fight?
I'm in!
Not much of a fight really, Solnes' 36DD-E's have killed before, they will again.
This is clearly a trademark violation. You will be getting a cease and desist order from my attorney.Um, you do know that the VP traditionally gets dibs on a vacated office, right?
And, on an unrelated note, have you ever been deer hunting in South Texas? I have a lease. :-)
Unlikely, I had all lawyers killed. Except for Sebastian, but he works for us... sparkle pony needs his sparkle dust you see.
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Oh, well, there's always 2016.
*picks up phone*
"Yeah, Chapo? Um, the Pres is in a mood again, we're going to need to make it snow...Uh huh...uh huh...yeah, ok. Also, I need you to use the delivery girls from Papa Gallos..yeah, BttH again, you know how he is. And no tobacco allergies, he got a fresh shipment of Cubans..."
Oh wait. That's how I got elected! I shot the lawyers! :D
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Fall maybe. Bow never!
This is clearly a trademark violation. You will be getting a cease and desist order from my attorney.Um, you do know that the VP traditionally gets dibs on a vacated office, right?
And, on an unrelated note, have you ever been deer hunting in South Texas? I have a lease. :-)
Pfft. I don't argue with my clones. Shouldn't you be at the Wal*Mart opening in Sheboygan kissing babies?
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Hmm... in my head the Dark Lord of Cosmic Horror speaks with the voice of The Loc-Nar.
Hmm... in my head the Dark Lord of Cosmic Horror speaks with the voice of The Loc-Nar.
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Pfft. I don't argue with my clones. Shouldn't you be at the Wal*Mart opening in Sheboygan eating babies?This is clearly a trademark violation. You will be getting a cease and desist order from my attorney.Um, you do know that the VP traditionally gets dibs on a vacated office, right?
And, on an unrelated note, have you ever been deer hunting in South Texas? I have a lease. :-)
FIFY.
Loser.
Yup, I was indeed elected. Although I can't remember why... O.oWait, you're elected? I thought 'President' was another term for 'Despot' here.
You may claim to be my president, but how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
And don't start with that Lady in the Lake crap! Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. After all, if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. But I wouldn't go peacefully, mind you. I'd be yellin and screamin tha whole time, "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
Elections don't matter, the lizard men will determine the winner. They always do.
Damn, here I thought it was going to be the cyborg bees from the 23rd century.
Loser.
Watch it buddy. That's my line.
Try and steal it again, I'll put you in a room full of mircowaves.
Yup, I was indeed elected. Although I can't remember why... O.oWait, you're elected? I thought 'President' was another term for 'Despot' here.
You may claim to be my president, but how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
And don't start with that Lady in the Lake crap! Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. After all, if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. But I wouldn't go peacefully, mind you. I'd be yellin and screamin tha whole time, "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
To the first, and your point?
As to the second part, it wasn't a sword. It was an M-4 with grenade launcher. Remember that.
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I heard they once smothered a man in Reno, just to watch him die.Not much of a fight really, Solnes' 36DD-E's have killed before, they will again.Wait... BttH fight?
I'm in!
It's true, they did. I went to his funeral and they couldn't get that smile off his face though.
As to the second part, it wasn't a sword. It was an M-4 with grenade launcher. Remember that.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
You guys are making Libertarianism sound reeeeeeeeel good right about now.