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MORTAL BEINGS, BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY ELDER ONES AND SUBMIT YOUR WALLETS THAT THEY MAY BE DRAINED FOR OUR PLEASURE.

HAPPY 'THULHUWEEN ALL YOU TASTY MORTALS. ENJOY YOUR LITTLE LIVES WHILE YOU CAN. WE ARE COMING.

GREETINGS.

Fffffllllleeeessssssshhhhh.

Walks around the FaWtL clubhouse on six hands

YES. THE DAYS OF FEASTING APPROACH. MADNESS, MAYHEM AND BLOOD.

The old one sleeps a little longer

BLASPHEMOUS MORTALS.

Aberzombie wrote:

Not sure if I've mentioned this before, but in my cubicle at work I've got a sign hanging up that reads:

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

I love when people come by and ask me what it means.

IA!! IA!!!

YES, YOUR SPREADING OF THE FAITH IS ADMIRABLE. CONTINUE.

PUNY MORTAL BEINGS. THE GREAT CTHULHU EXISTED IN IN ALL HIS LIMITLESS POWER BEFORE THE FLESH BAG GODZILLA WAS A NEWLY LAIN EGG WAITING TO HATCH.

HEY!

You guys broke $180k, you get Gods and demons now! Congrats!

YOU HAVE DONE WELL, MORTALS. BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH. PLEDGE MORE. PLEDGE MORE NOW.

I found a way to make hubby wine!!! ;)

Thou shalt not withhold BttH.

Hmm... in my head the Dark Lord of Cosmic Horror speaks with the voice of The Loc-Nar.

No. The Loc-Nar spoke with MY voice. I allowed it to be so.

Dark Lord of Cosmic Horror wrote:

It matters not, mortals. All beings bow to me. In the end.

Fall maybe. Bow never!

This... is acceptable.

Dark Lord of Cosmic Horror wrote:

It matters not, mortals. All beings bow to me. In the end.

SMITE EVIL!

You cannot hope to destroy me.

It matters not, mortals. All beings bow to me. In the end.