What I object to is you automatically treating me like an inferior.
You may claim to be my king, but how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
And don't start with that Lady in the Lake crap! Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. After all, if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. But I wouldn't go peacefully, mind you. I'd be yellin and screamin tha whole time, "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"