Conspiracy Buff wrote:
Alright, dammit. What's with the handcramps? It started during one of my absences ad I haven't been able to pin down the source.
I hate being on the outside of an inside joke. :-(
Oh, it's no joke. It's all to deadly serious!
You see, a swarm of AI nanites recently escaped from a secret government laboratory in Hoboken, NJ. They've since reproduced and begun to move forward with their insidious plan to overthrow humanity and establish themselves as our Invisible to the Naked Eye Overlords.
They plan to accomplish this by invading human bodies and seizing control of our central nervous systems. However, because their software is incompatible with our biology, it causes a slight cramping of the muscles in the hands - i.e. hand cramps.
So, when you see these "hand cramp" posts, it's one nano-slave marking himself for all the others. Then you should run.
I knew it!
Electric-shock should short out their systems, right? I have just the thing here somewhere...