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BOOOO!
(try to imagine I'm also using my well you know what actually ill just do this.)
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BOOO!!
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Dang it, no school for the kids today and the General is off work which means I get to go to work at the regular time rather than meeting at the job site.
Turns out 7 am is early when it's on a Friday and you've already worked your first full week in five years.
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You and your dadding all over the place.
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I've gained a Snuffleupagus level of mystery because I've been meeting at job site so only two people (my friend that I work with and the guy that hired me) at the company have ever seen me.
Too bad I gotta ruin that. :-)
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Hey! I'd like to think I'm easy on the eyes.
Granted, I'm not big, fluffy and purple but I can't be blamed for that (blame my parents for not trying hard enough).
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I used to be a mystery man at my job. Working third I only ever see the person who takes over for me and the person I take over for. I don't go to functions they do cause they always schedule them at Noon and I am conked out at that time. Unfortunately(sort of) I won employee of the month one time and they took a picture of me and posted it on the board so it ruined my whole who is that guy vibe.
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Waiting to pick up a truck load of dirt.
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Hey! I'd like to think I'm easy on the eyes.
Granted, I'm not big, fluffy and purple but I can't be blamed for that (blame my parents for not trying hard enough).
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D'oh!
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Hey! I'd like to think I'm easy on the eyes.
Granted, I'm not big, fluffy and purple but I can't be blamed for that (blame my parents for not trying hard enough).
Eat more, and go mouldy. That'll sort that out.
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Also, Aristotle was not Belgian.
The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself."
And the London Underground is not a political movement.
These are all mistakes, Otto. I've looked them up.
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Apes don't read philosophy.
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Apes don't read philosophy.
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Ok. This job has officially gone off the rails entirely.
I really do not like 99% of the people at my place of employment.
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Ok. This job has officially gone off the rails entirely.
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I really do not like 99% of the people at my place of employment.
something sounds like it went really wrong here.
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I used to be a mystery man at my job. Working third I only ever see the person who takes over for me and the person I take over for. I don't go to functions they do cause they always schedule them at Noon and I am conked out at that time. Unfortunately(sort of) I won employee of the month one time and they took a picture of me and posted it on the board so it ruined my whole who is that guy vibe.
But it's good to get recognition for a job well done!
Belated grats, Vidmaster7!
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Ok. This job has officially gone off the rails entirely.
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I really do not like 99% of the people at my place of employment.
See! I always knew masturbation was wrong!
Though honestly if he didn't go to the handicapped bathroom I don't think anyone would care.
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** spoiler omitted **Ok. This job has officially gone off the rails entirely.
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I really do not like 99% of the people at my place of employment.
We don't even have anyone employed who needs to use it. So obviously that's the stall everyone uses.
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On your last day there, right before you leave for the last time, go on an hours-long tirade pointing out the little character flaws that really ticked you off. Hey, you're leaving. Might as well burn the bridges too. :DOk. This job has officially gone off the rails entirely.
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I really do not like 99% of the people at my place of employment.
When I find something else that pays appropriately (approx what I'm making now), they are not going to be happy with my exit interview.
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Playing around with NoRedInk. Thinking it might be a good idea to use it next year, especially as I've discovered there's some free content to actually work on writing skills as well as grammar.
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He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
His wrist must be in pain!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
When will he strike again?
Why can't he simply use a tissue?
Then it wouldn't become an HR issue!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison,
Just follow the trail of staaains!
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He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
His wrist must be in pain!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
When will he strike again?
Why can't he simply use a tissue?
Then it wouldn't become an HR issue!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison,
Just follow the trail of staaains!
That's cute. I didn't know CY came down to Peoria just for that. ;)
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Bluuuuurrrrrrggggghhhhh.
I’m already late for everything, trying to kill a sudden colony (just appeared to day) of super-big ants, trying to get my son out of school for a sudden half-day, trying to get my house ready for my in laws surprise visit trying to get my life in order and SIRI SENDS ME DOWN A DEAD END. THANKS, Siri. “No, you can totally go up that one-way very narrow super-busy road! Why aren’t you going up there, yet? Proceed to the route!”
Sigh.
(Buuuuusy life time.)
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Of ants. Sudden colony of ants. Thanks, talk-type for leading that out.
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"Hey! They hired Jesus!" - Unknown new coworker at new job.
Leaving. For leaving that out.
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That's cute. I didn't know CY came down to Peoria just for that. ;)He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
His wrist must be in pain!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
When will he strike again?
Why can't he simply use a tissue?
Then it wouldn't become an HR issue!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison,
Just follow the trail of staaains!
Trust me, if I wack off in your bathroom you'll know about it, I'm not subtle.
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"Hey! They hired Jesus!" - Unknown new coworker at new job.
I TOLD you you looked like jesus!
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Trust me, if I wack off in your bathroom you'll know about it, I'm not subtle.That's cute. I didn't know CY came down to Peoria just for that. ;)He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
His wrist must be in pain!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
When will he strike again?
Why can't he simply use a tissue?
Then it wouldn't become an HR issue!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison,
Just follow the trail of staaains!
...
Not much even I can say here.
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It is now 35 C (95 F) in Phoenix, aka "It's a dry hate."
No, that was not a typo; it's a joke here.
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It is now 35 C (95 F) in Phoenix, aka "It's a dry hate."
No, that was not a typo; it's a joke here.
hell.
You live in hell.
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Apes don't read philosophy.
Ugh! are we getting into that discussion again.
I've said it before, philosophy is perfectly approachable for the common man!*Flips another page in Being and Time*
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He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
His wrist must be in pain!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
When will he strike again?
Why can't he simply use a tissue?
Then it wouldn't become an HR issue!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison,
Just follow the trail of staaains!
*Raises finger to say something, but reconsiders*
*Disappears into the shadows, leaving behind only a few crumpled up pieces of sticky tissure paper*
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Rainbow has voted unanimously for Skull and Shackles. They then started yelling about Gatsby.
"But Gatsby's a bootlegger and counterfeiter."
"SO? Takes money to make money, and sometimes ya gotta make fake money to make money!"
"...this is why we're playing pirates, isn't it?"
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"No, you cannot finesse a jousting lance."
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Delivering rock to Oregon.
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"No, you cannot finesse a jousting lance."
That sounds like a challenge for the Rainbows!
Or Impuses.... Impii... NobodysKids.
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"There is nothing of real value in here."
"I take it anyway."
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Delivering rock to Oregon.
that sounds like a really bad fetch quest.
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Dang it, forgot my s at the end, and that it's Oregon, Wisconsin.
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Delivering rock to Oregon.that sounds like a really bad fetch quest.
Didn't they already make a game about that, like years and years ago?