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BOOOO!

(try to imagine I'm also using my well you know what actually ill just do this.)


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BOOO!!


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Dang it, no school for the kids today and the General is off work which means I get to go to work at the regular time rather than meeting at the job site.

Turns out 7 am is early when it's on a Friday and you've already worked your first full week in five years.


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You and your dadding all over the place.


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I've gained a Snuffleupagus level of mystery because I've been meeting at job site so only two people (my friend that I work with and the guy that hired me) at the company have ever seen me.

Too bad I gotta ruin that. :-)

The Exchange

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But Snuffleupagus are so cute!


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Hey! I'd like to think I'm easy on the eyes.

Granted, I'm not big, fluffy and purple but I can't be blamed for that (blame my parents for not trying hard enough).


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I used to be a mystery man at my job. Working third I only ever see the person who takes over for me and the person I take over for. I don't go to functions they do cause they always schedule them at Noon and I am conked out at that time. Unfortunately(sort of) I won employee of the month one time and they took a picture of me and posted it on the board so it ruined my whole who is that guy vibe.


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This probably violates the no-sports rule on Deep 6, but I'll risk it to share some very good news. Ryan Shazier, the (American) Football player who suffered a severe spinal injury from a brutal hit last year is walking. Giving a shout-out to all the doctors and surgeons.


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Waiting to pick up a truck load of dirt.


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captain yesterday wrote:

Hey! I'd like to think I'm easy on the eyes.

Granted, I'm not big, fluffy and purple but I can't be blamed for that (blame my parents for not trying hard enough).

Snuffleupagus was NOT purple.


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D'oh!


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captain yesterday wrote:

Hey! I'd like to think I'm easy on the eyes.

Granted, I'm not big, fluffy and purple but I can't be blamed for that (blame my parents for not trying hard enough).

Eat more, and go mouldy. That'll sort that out.


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Also, Aristotle was not Belgian.
The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself."
And the London Underground is not a political movement.
These are all mistakes, Otto. I've looked them up.


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Apes don't read philosophy.


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Scintillae wrote:
Apes don't read philosophy.

Or do they?


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Ok. This job has officially gone off the rails entirely.

No I'm not kidding:
Apparently some guy is masturbating onto the walls of the handicap stall in one of the bathrooms. They have been "investigating" this for weeks now, and have some times and days of when the "attack" happened. I have to review security footage around those times to tell them who is going into the bathroom and for approximately how long. Because how long a person spends in the bathroom is always the scientific way to figure out who's doing what.

I really do not like 99% of the people at my place of employment.


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Vanykrye wrote:

Ok. This job has officially gone off the rails entirely.

** spoiler omitted **

I really do not like 99% of the people at my place of employment.

something sounds like it went really wrong here.

The Exchange

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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I used to be a mystery man at my job. Working third I only ever see the person who takes over for me and the person I take over for. I don't go to functions they do cause they always schedule them at Noon and I am conked out at that time. Unfortunately(sort of) I won employee of the month one time and they took a picture of me and posted it on the board so it ruined my whole who is that guy vibe.

But it's good to get recognition for a job well done!

Belated grats, Vidmaster7!

The Exchange

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Vanykrye wrote:

Ok. This job has officially gone off the rails entirely.

** spoiler omitted **

I really do not like 99% of the people at my place of employment.

NSFW:

See! I always knew masturbation was wrong!

Though honestly if he didn't go to the handicapped bathroom I don't think anyone would care.


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Vanykrye wrote:

Ok. This job has officially gone off the rails entirely.

** spoiler omitted **

I really do not like 99% of the people at my place of employment.

On your last day there, right before you leave for the last time, go on an hours-long tirade pointing out the little character flaws that really ticked you off. Hey, you're leaving. Might as well burn the bridges too. :D


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Just a Mort wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:

Ok. This job has officially gone off the rails entirely.

** spoiler omitted **

I really do not like 99% of the people at my place of employment.

** spoiler omitted **

We don't even have anyone employed who needs to use it. So obviously that's the stall everyone uses.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:

Ok. This job has officially gone off the rails entirely.

** spoiler omitted **

I really do not like 99% of the people at my place of employment.

On your last day there, right before you leave for the last time, go on an hours-long tirade pointing out the little character flaws that really ticked you off. Hey, you're leaving. Might as well burn the bridges too. :D

When I find something else that pays appropriately (approx what I'm making now), they are not going to be happy with my exit interview.

The Exchange

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Down here it's not wise to do so because you might meet again since Singapore is a small place.


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Playing around with NoRedInk. Thinking it might be a good idea to use it next year, especially as I've discovered there's some free content to actually work on writing skills as well as grammar.


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He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
His wrist must be in pain!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
When will he strike again?
Why can't he simply use a tissue?
Then it wouldn't become an HR issue!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison,
Just follow the trail of staaains!


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'Glistening' Buff Scrotes wrote:

He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!

His wrist must be in pain!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
When will he strike again?
Why can't he simply use a tissue?
Then it wouldn't become an HR issue!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison,
Just follow the trail of staaains!

That's cute. I didn't know CY came down to Peoria just for that. ;)


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Bluuuuurrrrrrggggghhhhh.

I’m already late for everything, trying to kill a sudden colony (just appeared to day) of super-big ants, trying to get my son out of school for a sudden half-day, trying to get my house ready for my in laws surprise visit trying to get my life in order and SIRI SENDS ME DOWN A DEAD END. THANKS, Siri. “No, you can totally go up that one-way very narrow super-busy road! Why aren’t you going up there, yet? Proceed to the route!”

Sigh.

(Buuuuusy life time.)


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Of ants. Sudden colony of ants. Thanks, talk-type for leading that out.


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"Hey! They hired Jesus!" - Unknown new coworker at new job.


Leaving. For leaving that out.


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Vanykrye wrote:
'Glistening' Buff Scrotes wrote:

He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!

His wrist must be in pain!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
When will he strike again?
Why can't he simply use a tissue?
Then it wouldn't become an HR issue!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison,
Just follow the trail of staaains!

That's cute. I didn't know CY came down to Peoria just for that. ;)

Trust me, if I wack off in your bathroom you'll know about it, I'm not subtle.

Grand Lodge

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Just a Mort wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
"Thank god you have Windows 7 mom, Windows 10 sucks!" - Tiny T-Rex doing the General's work for her, and crushing it for Take your child to work day.

LOL what did the rest of the office say?

Actually windows 10 is fine. I hated windows 8.

TRUTH.


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captain yesterday wrote:
"Hey! They hired Jesus!" - Unknown new coworker at new job.

I TOLD you you looked like jesus!


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captain yesterday wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
'Glistening' Buff Scrotes wrote:

He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!

His wrist must be in pain!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
When will he strike again?
Why can't he simply use a tissue?
Then it wouldn't become an HR issue!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison,
Just follow the trail of staaains!

That's cute. I didn't know CY came down to Peoria just for that. ;)
Trust me, if I wack off in your bathroom you'll know about it, I'm not subtle.

...

Not much even I can say here.


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Boiling-hot water is good for killing ants.


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It is now 35 C (95 F) in Phoenix, aka "It's a dry hate."

No, that was not a typo; it's a joke here.


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Tequila Sunrise wrote:

It is now 35 C (95 F) in Phoenix, aka "It's a dry hate."

No, that was not a typo; it's a joke here.

hell.

You live in hell.


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Scintillae wrote:
Apes don't read philosophy.

Ugh! are we getting into that discussion again.

I've said it before, philosophy is perfectly approachable for the common man!

*Flips another page in Being and Time*


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'Glistening' Buff Scrotes wrote:

He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!

His wrist must be in pain!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison!
When will he strike again?
Why can't he simply use a tissue?
Then it wouldn't become an HR issue!
He's the Phantom Wanker of Madison,
Just follow the trail of staaains!

*Raises finger to say something, but reconsiders*

*Disappears into the shadows, leaving behind only a few crumpled up pieces of sticky tissure paper*


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Rainbow has voted unanimously for Skull and Shackles. They then started yelling about Gatsby.

"But Gatsby's a bootlegger and counterfeiter."
"SO? Takes money to make money, and sometimes ya gotta make fake money to make money!"
"...this is why we're playing pirates, isn't it?"


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S&S, teaching players to be violent alcoholic sociopaths. :D


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"No, you cannot finesse a jousting lance."


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Delivering rock to Oregon.


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Scintillae wrote:
"No, you cannot finesse a jousting lance."

That sounds like a challenge for the Rainbows!

Or Impuses.... Impii... NobodysKids.


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"There is nothing of real value in here."
"I take it anyway."


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captain yesterday wrote:
Delivering rock to Oregon.

that sounds like a really bad fetch quest.


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Dang it, forgot my s at the end, and that it's Oregon, Wisconsin.

Shadow Lodge

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Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Delivering rock to Oregon.
that sounds like a really bad fetch quest.

Didn't they already make a game about that, like years and years ago?


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Gazebo, Demon Lord of Lawn Structures.

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