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For every girl that thinks "Oh my god, is that guy staring at me?" there is a guy thinking "Crap. I accidentally made eye contact with her and she now probably thinks I was staring at her."

Nudity could make that more awkward.


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Lemons are much more popular than limes, yet limes are less sour. Lemon scented products are everywhere, but no lime scented ones. Lemonade stands are popular summertime projects for children, but have you ever seen a limeade stand? Limes are the Luigi of the fruit world.


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If everybody else is jumping off a bridge, I would jump too. Mainly because there's probably something seriously wrong with that bridge.


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Orchestras are basically cover bands for Beethoven, Bach, and the like.


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The first person in history to hear a parrot repeat something they said probably thought they had lost their mind.


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~laughter~ Good ones, Gran!


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We are so hardwired for both trust and paranoia that we ask strangers to watch our stuff at a coffee house so that other strangers don't steal it while we're in the toilet.


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Beef jerky is basically cow raisins.


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How many animals did early man have to jump on the backs of before they found out that horses are cool with it?


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Why is being "up" for something the same as being "down" for it?


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We have a standard Grape flavor for things like candy, medicine, etc..., but grapes don't actually taste like that.


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The vast majority of people in the world are undefeated in boxing matches.


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The easiest way to never give up on your dreams is to just stay asleep.


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Every time you paint a room it gets a tiny bit smaller.


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The object of golf is to spend the least amount of time playing golf.


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The worst thing about getting food poisoning from a restaurant is that you paid them to make you sick.


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The human brain is quite possibly the only thing to ever study itself.


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It is as hard to intentionally lost a coin toss as it is to win one.


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People with Wikipedia pages have generally either succeeded tremendously or failed miserably.


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Shoulder blades sound like they should be way cooler than they are.

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Here's your limeade , Gran

Calamansi(lime juice) is more common then lemonade in this part of the world.

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Limes get recognition in this part of the world. You're often given a lime to squeeze on your barbecued chicken wings.

Traditionalists consider sambal stingray incomplete if not served with lime.

You get an option to add lime juice into your sugar cane drink too. Try it, it's refreshing!


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Limeade is delicious and seems fairly popular here in SW Florida. I don't know if it's popular because of the large Cuban and Latinx community, or because Floridians are largely weirdos.

Key lime-ade and Meyers lemon-ade are also both delicious.

gran rey de los mono wrote:
We have a standard Grape flavor for things like candy, medicine, etc..., but grapes don't actually taste like that.

I have heard that it's due to the standard grape artificial flavor being based on Concord grapes instead of the usual varieties that show up in markets.

gran rey de los mono wrote:
Since vampires don't have reflections, you could draw a dick on their face while they sleep and they wouldn't know about it.

Many mirrors use aluminum instead of silver as the reflective substrate, so vampires should see their reflections in that. Likewise, digital imaging devices like cameras and cellphones with LCD displays should also work fine. Silver supposedly didn't reflect their images because the "pure" metal would not reflect something so unholy or soulless.

Since moonlight is really just sunlight bounced off the moon, it should also kill or at least lightly tan a vampire.


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NobodysHome wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I WANT BATS IN THE SUN PICS
They will absolutely be posted... but probably on Google Drive this time. Flickr just got acquired, and at least Google is the Evil I Know.

SmugMug, who just bought Flickr, is supposedly a well-respected company with semi-pro and professional photographers (at least from my digging so far). They have to better at running Flickr than Yahoo at any rate.


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NobodysHome wrote:
He's baaaaaaaack...

My nephew would go nuts for this.


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A grocery store is basically a DIY restaurant.


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If everyone gained the ability to fly, some people would still be too lazy to do it.


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Companies that put ads on your doorknob are basically telling thieves that nobody's home.


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A train of thought and a train of thots sound similar, but are two very different things.


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Overnight security guards would be more effective if they were dressed as blood-spattered clowns.


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Why doesn't the main character in a first-person game ever blink?

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Overnight security guards would be more effective if they were dressed as blood-spattered clowns.

Tell John that.

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
If everyone gained the ability to fly, some people would still be too lazy to do it.

True, and also you forgot to mention the part that there would be more air traffic accidents.


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NobodysHome wrote:
Orthos wrote:
If you're talking about me/Henderson, it was not a FC5 reference, just a reference to the original Henderson story. I am likewise not a FPS fan.

Ah, OK.

Well, the "plot" of FC5 is basically that you need to exterminate a bunch of cultists in rural Montana. They even have their own "faith music".

And of course Impus Major downloaded the soundtrack and put it on the other day.

*SIGH*

Far Cry 2, 3, and 4 had excellent soundtracks worth downloading.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Why doesn't the main character in a first-person game ever blink?

Play SCP: Containment Breach. Your character does blink, you even have a countdown timer until your next blink and a button to make yourself blink early or hold down to keep your eyes shut, and it has mechanical consequences, as there are several monsters in the game that react in different ways to being observed/not being observed.


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captain yesterday wrote:

I'm pretty good at FPS, don't like them generally, besides mostly running around in FPS mode for Fallout and Skyrim.

Never played any Far Cry games, doesn't look very fun.

Oh, come one, how it can not look being fun?!

Ok, it didn't look that good on my laptop, but still...


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Just a Mort wrote:

Wait a minute... According to this guide, you don't tug the nipple!

CY, any cow milking tips for the city cat?

Also, happy bdae Impus Major!

actually that is what I meant, I think I used the wrong phrasing...


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NobodysHome wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

Oh NH, when you next see Hi, ask him about a description of me. Say I gave permission(which I am officially doing now). Then you’ll get to know how I look like lol :P And yeah I’d want to see your reaction ;)

It’s quite funny meeting people from online the first time they’ll say, what? I never imagined you’d look like that…

LOL. Knowing Hi, I figure I'm going to see about 38 photos of you in various states of surprise. Hi loves his camera.

He's due back on the 3rd, but we're off to Bats in the Sun 'til the 6th, so we'll probably have a big get-together the weekend of the 12th-13th. I figure Rivoli, Sobo, and slides. Life will be Good.

I WANT BATS IN THE SUN PICS

They will absolutely be posted... but probably on Google Drive this time. Flickr just got acquired, and at least Google is the Evil I Know.

Unless someone knows another free photo-sharing site that isn't named PornHub.

Deviant Art, though the photos would be public.


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Just a Mort wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Oh, gods. Not Far Cry 5 references! Everyone is loving it: The kids, Shiro, Shiro's son, NobodysWife.

It holds 0 appeal to me.

I try to play it a bit just to make a little progress so when people want me to play with them I can, but I consider it the most unfun game I've been stuck playing in quite a while.

I just don't like first-person shooters. Never have. Never will.

hugs, kisses NobodysHome
Er... either you've been drinking again or I have NO idea what you're so happy about...
I think Freehold hates Far Cry too, or maybe first person shooters, but it doesn't make sense if he's into mech, and mech warrior is FPS.

Definitely not an FPS.

<.<

>.>

An sounded right here instead of a...


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Why doesn't the main character in a first-person game ever blink?

geralt of rivia does this in the witcher when looking through a spyglass.


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NobodysHome wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Oh, gods. Not Far Cry 5 references! Everyone is loving it: The kids, Shiro, Shiro's son, NobodysWife.

It holds 0 appeal to me.

I try to play it a bit just to make a little progress so when people want me to play with them I can, but I consider it the most unfun game I've been stuck playing in quite a while.

I just don't like first-person shooters. Never have. Never will.

hugs, kisses NobodysHome
Er... either you've been drinking again or I have NO idea what you're so happy about...

i too hate fpses.


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NobodysHome wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
By the time this week is over, I'll have worked 47.5 hours, if I still have Wednesday off. If not, 57 hours.

they better pay you in gold and sexual favors.

Thats a lot of overtime.

LOL. That's "being underworked" for teachers...

...on the other hand, a LOT of that work is at home, so at least you're not stuck in a garage.

teachers deserve their gold and sexual favors too...


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Drejk wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Orthos wrote:
If you're talking about me/Henderson, it was not a FC5 reference, just a reference to the original Henderson story. I am likewise not a FPS fan.

Ah, OK.

Well, the "plot" of FC5 is basically that you need to exterminate a bunch of cultists in rural Montana. They even have their own "faith music".

And of course Impus Major downloaded the soundtrack and put it on the other day.

*SIGH*

Far Cry 2, 3, and 4 had excellent soundtracks worth downloading.

Although because of its theme, Far Cry 5 may fall off in the music department...


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Just a Mort wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Oh, gods. Not Far Cry 5 references! Everyone is loving it: The kids, Shiro, Shiro's son, NobodysWife.

It holds 0 appeal to me.

I try to play it a bit just to make a little progress so when people want me to play with them I can, but I consider it the most unfun game I've been stuck playing in quite a while.

I just don't like first-person shooters. Never have. Never will.

hugs, kisses NobodysHome
Er... either you've been drinking again or I have NO idea what you're so happy about...
I think Freehold hates Far Cry too, or maybe first person shooters, but it doesn't make sense if he's into mech, and mech warrior is FPS.

mechwarrior IS NOT an fps. It is a piloting simulator!


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
You never realize how much you use a part of your body until it is injured.

been there before.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Does anyone else find it odd that you can drink a drink but not food a food?

... head explodes


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lisamarlene wrote:
Tonight for dinner I made the best damned batch of hush puppies I have ever made. The fish was good, too, but no one cared.

I care...


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Lemons are much more popular than limes, yet limes are less sour. Lemon scented products are everywhere, but no lime scented ones. Lemonade stands are popular summertime projects for children, but have you ever seen a limeade stand? Limes are the Luigi of the fruit world.

this is why I love luigi. And limes.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Beef jerky is basically cow raisins.

head reassembles


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Every time you paint a room it gets a tiny bit smaller.

head explodes again

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