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Least you didn't go for the other kind of streak.

Oh you mean this isn't one of those parties?

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Keeps a few other things away too.

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Are we burning pants here?

You dress?

I don't know what you mean.....



Hey were not on FAWTL I don't have the nude rule here.

*looks down*

Oh I am naked...

*puts pants on*

fair enough.

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These are the questions that plague man kind.... Or you know at least the first part of the questions that plague man kind.

Also where are my cloths?

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captain yesterday wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
I finally saw Captain Marvel last night, I loved it, especially when they show the various times Carol fails and defiantly pulls herself up again, I see the same look on Crookshanks.
Yeah I've heard people complaining but I personally really like it. It was a little different from the standard marvel formula.
The hardest part for me to get used to was seeing Samuel L Jackson young again without him throwing F bombs every 16 seconds.

Much truth. '

Edit: Maybe too much truth.

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*puts cap on his list haters list*

*get put on a list for his chosen attire*

I!.. uh Wha... yeah OK that's fair.

gran rey de los mono wrote:
My friend thought his computer might have a virus and asked me to take a look at it. So I did, and then told him "It doesn't have a virus. It's just physically ill from all the disgusting things you use it to look at."

Like what?

In my experience we call armadillos road kill.

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Walmart and I assume places like best buy have this little devise or at least used to that would let you play your music device on your car radio. You just set it to the station. It can be a bit static-y.

It's also possible they don't make them anymore because That's some retro tech by now I think.

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lisamarlene wrote:

Vid! Seriously, man, that's why I spoilered!

Don't go there, or lynora goes away!

K deleted it. I have so many questions now.

SOOO many questions. Like why am I nekkid?

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True. I wouldn't even know where to begin with our laundry.. well OK I know where to put the stuff but that's it.

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You're not wrong. You're not wrong. Some people actually like my presence and they think others will too for some reason.

gran rey de los mono wrote:
mildly annoyed Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
I think its harder to read the weird capitalization then the scrambled letters strangely. Although I'm typing it so their could be bias.

If it helps, I think we can stop with the alternate capitals. I'm sure it's an annoyance to type that way.

Then again, I do like to annoy you...

Well I did make an alias just because of it so that is a fair assessment.

It's really not that hard. You just hit shift every other letter.

Didn't say hard, said annoying. Plenty of annoying things aren't hard. Like impotency. It's annoying, but not hard.

... I wouldn't know...

(What a great post for the top of the page)

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The worst one for me was Fred. I think its pretty hard to find a closer relationship for two people to have then twin brothers.

gran rey de los mono wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

Yeah I personally will never use a third party site after all the trouble I've seen with them. At least don't use it for a last minute reservation.

And that is the nekkid truth.

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gran rey de los mono wrote:

Why does everyone in Golarion like Dwarven beer? Because it's a microbrew.

(Get it? 'Cause Dwarves are short?)

If you have to explain it...

you might as well walk around nekkid?

Yeah It won't let you go back :P

There is no turning back...

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I was thinking of emigrating to Australia, so I went to their embassy to see what it would take to get citizenship. They asked me "Do you have a criminal record?" I said "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement."
Gonna start off lying to them already?
Well, really, only hipsters have records anymore. I keep all my criminal activities in the cloud. You might be surprised how much storage there is in a cumulonimbus.

Wow It was almost like I intended to set you up for that one.

Like how I was set-up for that one.

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Visit any cornfields or semetarys (that's how the movie spells it darn it!) recently?

Its extra worse if its a nudist cemetery.

I think I'm starting to lose my voice I'm averaging .9 calls a minute the entire shift so far.

Lost something else too.

Lok Tar Ogar John.

Really 3 times in a row?

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Just a Mort wrote:
My memory of Baldur's gate may be rather faded - but I know one flaw about computer RPGs(Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights) is that generally when you gain alignment in good, you gain it in law as well. For some reason those two seem to go together, likewise chaos and evil.

"Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. Give him a sword, and he can chow down on the meaty marrow of evil!"

"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it!

Nekkid seems right for that post!

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NobodysHome wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Woooo I got emailed back for a case worker job. I have a face to face coming up soon! I think I'm going to try and use all my vacation I've accrued just in case I get it. (no use wasting it amirite?)

Don't you get paid out any unused vacation?

I know it's always a hard choice between paid time off and a bundle of cash, but I've always chosen the bundle of cash...

I do not in fact have that option. It is a use it or lose it type situation.

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Oh and I don't do drugs or drink I just am a stickler for correct information.

Oh and I'm drastically opposed to cloths apparently.

It seems like the natural progression to me.

Speaking of natural.

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Keep building that muscle. Muscle burns fat like crazy just from existing.

Also being nude in the winter burns calories... it also may make you sick...

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Tequila Sunrise wrote:

In Hearthstone news, I'm finding myself wishing for a format comparable to Magic's modern format -- everything allowed except the Hall of Famers.

Yes, there's nothing quite so irritating as whittling an opponent down to single digits using careful tactics, only to have them bounce back to 30 using Reno.

...After googling the Hall of Fame, why is Reno not in it?! He is obnoxious.

Or winning the whole game only to get OTK by some crazy combo that literally just knocks your cloths right off you.

Just a Mort wrote:
I did not use any sauce. I did as per LMs suggestion spread garlic oil (with garlic bits) on the crust, but that was about it. Generally I make pizzas for an excuse to eat mozarella cheese for its stretchy texture. What happens when you bake Cheddar? I don't think I've ever done it before.

Mmm the garlic oil was a good idea. You have to cook it a little shorter. It will burn. Hmm If you mixed the two It could work. I like that sharp cheddar flavor with tuna.

Have you ever made mozzarella sticks? Since your a Mozz fiend.

Don't do it in the buff. It will hurt.

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Anytime someone comes in with no reservation with all their stuff already unpacked and ready to go before they have spoken with me. I just want to tell them we are sold out at first just to see their reaction.

Ah yes another thing that might cause an interesting reaction!

TriOmegaZero wrote:
Betrayal Legacy is a lovely game. We've also done Pandemic Legacy with success too.

We picked up betrayal at baldurs gate haven't got a chance to play yet but totes excited.

I'm so excited I just can't hide it.

gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Powdered Toast Man wrote:

Did it? I didn't notice.

Now, cling tenaciously to my buttocks.

Eh go shove a log in it.

(man how did that show ever make it past the censors?)

Even the animation style looked MA-rated.

You know, one year for Christmas our parents gave my brother and I each a Log (AKA some firewood). Great presents. Had a lot of fun with those Logs. Until we burned them.

well you know they do roll down stairs

alone or in pairs,
they can even roll over your neighbor's dog? (yelp that was the original line)
I hear they are great for a snack,
And fit on your back?

Drejk wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:

So we have a secret shopper with us tonight. Their wake up call is set for after I leave so EZ street for me ha!

I guess you can't really call her a secret shopper since we all know who it is.

Yeah, it's QA season again. Whee?

Thankfully I generally don't deal with the inspectors. Occasionally one will come down at night on their walk-through (they're supposed to walk the entire property at night to make sure all the lights and everything are working), but they don't want to talk or do anything to make you suspect they are an inspector so that you don't tell the morning crew and get them special treatment.

They have occasionally called me and asked me to bring something to there room for them. (dead give away its a inspector) That happens so rarely that coupled with the rumor that we are going to get an inspector is all it takes to be like 90% sure. Lol the other one is if when they make there reservation they already have all there information ready.
*makes a note to call the reception to have something brought when staying at a hotel*

Your results may vary depending on the hotel.

Edit: May vary quite a bit!

Sharoth wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

Knock knock.

Who's there?
Amish who?
You're not a shoe, you idiot.
Oh no not knock knock jokes.
Yeah, they knock me out!

*Duh Duh chi*

Edit: I feel like this wasn't the original nekkid post but it bumped me.

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NobodysHome wrote:

Communicating with the kids:

NobodysHome: Hey, Impus Major! Your mom got called away unexpectedly tonight, so I think it's a good opportunity for you guys to try out some of that teenager chow I bought for you. Want to pick some out now and I'll cook it for you, or do you want to look at it later?
Impus Major: I'll look at it later.

NH: Hey, Impus Minor! Your mom got called away unexpectedly tonight, so you guys are having some of that teenager chow I bought for you. Want me to cook it, or do you want to look at it?
IMnr: We have teenager chow?
NH: Yeah, come look!
Impus Minor gazes in wonder at what $80 will buy you at Costco in terms of frozen junk food. Long story short, I realized it was cheaper and less annoying to keep my freezer stocked with crap I'd never eat but that they would, rather than trying to feed them 'real' food once a month. So I got one of everything that looked like easily-heatable finger food except the frozen burgers, because those things are all kinds of awful. So we've got pizza pockets, chicken and cheese pockets, bean and rice burritos, chimichangas, tacquitos, mini tacos; whatever Costco had that didn't look truly nasty. (I also avoided the Foster Farms chicken corn dogs. Bleah!)
So yeah. Lots and lots and LOTS of stuff of a nature Impus Minor loves

IMnr: Nah. I think I'll have some later.

(A few minutes later)
IMnr: Hey, Dad! What are these tortilla chips and salsa doing in the kitchen?
NH: Oh, they're to go with the fish tacos I'm making tomorrow night.
The kids both get excessively excited, crying out in unison, "Fish tacos?!?! We're having fish tacos?!?!?
NH: NO! You're having them tomorrow night! Remember? Your mom's not around so we're doing something else?
IMnr: (With BIG eyes) Can't you make them two nights in a row?
NH: No.
(Impus Minor walks disappointedly back to his room)...

That sir is your children deviously manipulating you. Hats off to them.

Edit: You guys were just saving this spot for me weren't you?

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Oh don't get me started on interviews. Statistically the worst way to decide if an employee is a good fit.

Just because I showed up to the interview nekkid!

I've never been ice skating. I wanted to try but I'm no good on skates of any kind.

Little anecdotal story:
When I was like 6-8 area I tried to walk on ice but it wasn't thick enough and I fail threw the ice. My brother ran for help. I was in the water holding on to the edge for what felt like forever but couldn't of been more then a few minutes until my grandpa came and pulled me right out. Now I can relate heavily to that Metallica song "trapped under ice".

You paradoxed my cloths off with that one.

After seeing cap'ns hair I suspected he was a metal head.

gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I finally got around to seeing the Han Solo movie. I thought it was pretty good. Not as good as Rogue One, but a decent flick.
It wasn't bad but it didn't really do anything for me either. I kind of miss all the awesome light saber fights personally.
I didn't miss them. This wasn't a story about Jedi, so they would have been very out of place. I'm not saying it didn't have it's problems, but I wasn't angry that I watched it.

Yeah that's fair and my complaint is generally more for all the Disney era star wars movies.

Hero academia gets better the more you watch its very dynamic.

Also captain N I think is another example of the suckd in thing. Jumaji being the board game version of that.

The boards are being very finicky tonight.

As are my cloths.

You don't actually have to execute the rest btw. Doom just has some extreme issues...

Also you can do it nekkid if you want.

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I found these little
Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell
videos on youtube they basically explain different physics and theories in a easy to understand way. Pretty interesting even though I know most of it I still get tid bits and aspect I didn't think of.

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Since gran is shirking his job

What happens to elves when they behave naughty?
Santa gives them the sack.

What kind of music do elves listen to?

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A Mince Spy!

What says 'Oh Oh Oh'?
Santa walking backwards!

What do you call a greedy elf?

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Orthos wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Why did we not get more gravity falls?

The creators wanted the story to end naturally and not drag on for season after season and inevitably eventually suck.

That said they have said that if they ever get a solid enough idea that has to be set in that world they might try to get a new version of the show on.

More likely though we'll just see call-outs and references and such to it in the future.

That is solid logic. Its why I ended up hating Inyuasha. They just drug it out too long.

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I could not tell you how many you should do without a lot of prior knowledge and still it would be a educated guess. I would say just what works for you. don't strain especially with core muscles.

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