Deep 6 FaWtL

[Sissyl]

Wazzat? To Hit On Armor Class 0?

[Vidmaster7]

Thac0

In first it kind of used Thaco technically it was a chart. I think second had the more formal Thac0 right (I skipped second went from 1st to 3rd)

Also sissyl you nekkid.

[gran rey de los mono]

"I wanna pretend I'm a Paladin and Lay Hands on you."
"Are you a medusa, because you're making me hard."
"Rogues do it from behind in the dark."
"Are you a rebel drow, because you're causing a stir in my Underdark."
"I just learned how to cast Tongues. Want to help me try it out?"
"What does 20, 12, 10, 8, 6, 4, and you have in common? They all need some D."
"Are you 4th level Fighter, because you've got some Great Cleavage."
"Are you a succubus, because I wanna f+~* you."

[gran rey de los mono]

"You can be the Master of my Dungeon anytime."

[Vidmaster7]

Uh try that last one out and let me know how it goes.

[gran rey de los mono]

When I played 2e, one of the other players had a little chime for whenever he scored a hit. He called it his "Thac0 Bell".

Not really. Just a joke.

[lisamarlene]

The one geek pickup line I used to use was
"So... tell me of your homeworld, Usul"
Most guys never got the reference. If they did, and if it made them laugh, I knew they were my kind of nerdy.

[lisamarlene]

It's 2:30 a.m. I. Pennsylvania, so I am assuming/hoping he's asleep and taking care of himself right now, but John, when you wake up, please check in and let us know how you're doing, okay?

[Vidmaster7]

lisamarlene wrote:

The one geek pickup line I used to use was

"So... tell me of your homeworld, Usul"
Most guys never got the reference. If they did, and if it made them laugh, I knew they were my kind of nerdy.

Haven't seen that movie in forever. Was really good should watch it again but its such an endeavor to watch it.

[gran rey de los mono]

Less DnD, but still nerdy pickups:

"Are you a singularity? You're extremely attractive and time speeds up when I'm near you."
"This must be the 8th castle, because I just found my princess."
"Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place tonight?"
"Are you a carbon sample, because I want to date you."
"You're looking sharp, so let's go back to my flat and get natural."
"Are you a tower, because Eiffel for you."
"Are you sitting on the F5 key, because your ass is refreshing."
"Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide."
"Forget Helen, your face could launch a million ships."
"You're so hot you denature my proteins."
"You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages. You light up my world."
"You are the SDK in my life, I won't compile without you."
"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you."

[Sharoth]

lisamarlene wrote:

The one geek pickup line I used to use was

"So... tell me of your homeworld, Usul"
Most guys never got the reference. If they did, and if it made them laugh, I knew they were my kind of nerdy.

Spoiler:

Dune? My recollection of it is a bit dusty and my memory has deserted me.

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

Sharoth wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

The one geek pickup line I used to use was

"So... tell me of your homeworld, Usul"
Most guys never got the reference. If they did, and if it made them laugh, I knew they were my kind of nerdy.

** spoiler omitted **

Consequence of ageing I suppose you like a little more spice and your memories just don't flow as well.

[Sissyl]

Dune, indeed.

[Kileanna]

Quote:

"You're so hot you denature my proteins."

About 60-65? That qualifies as mildly hot xD

I expect to be compared to something that is above 100°C

[Sissyl]

I dunno about the carbon sample.

[gran rey de los mono]

Kileanna wrote:

Quote:

"You're so hot you denature my proteins."

About 60-65? That qualifies as mildly hot xD

I expect to be compared to something that is above 100°C

See, that just proves you're smart enough to understand the reference, and be able to test their knowledge.

"Are you Chernobyl, because you're causing my reactor core to melt down."

[gran rey de los mono]

"You're so hot you're making the sea levels rise."

[Vidmaster7]

Sissyl wrote:

I dunno about the carbon sample.

Carbon dating is used to see how old ancient relics are. I'm not sure if that is what you were asking or not.

[gran rey de los mono]

"Are you a non-volatile particle, because you raise my boiling point."

[gran rey de los mono]

"Are you a phaser, because you're set on stunning."

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Uh try that last one out and let me know how it goes.

You never know. I knew a guy in college who once got lucky using the line "Hey, wanna come back to my place for pizza and sex? Wait, I'm all out of pizza."

[gran rey de los mono]

"Baby, if the Empire had you they wouldn't have needed all those kyber crystals to initiate a single reactor ignition."

[Kileanna]

I get a lot of Star Wars references as pick up lines because of my name xD

[Vidmaster7]

Did it hurt when you fell from cloud city?

Size matters not.

[Sharoth]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Did it hurt when you fell from cloud city?

Size matters not.

That joke is a little forced.

[gran rey de los mono]

"I'm a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets."
*waves hand*"I am the droid you're looking for."
"GGGRRRRGGGGGG RRRRRAAAAAWWWWWRRRRGGGG!!!" (mostly works on Wookiees)
"Are you a princess from Aldeeran, because I would love to Leia."

[Sharoth]

These jokes are Landoing on deaf ears.

[gran rey de los mono]

And, as always, "May the mass time acceleration be with you".

[Sharoth]

Yoda know better than to be so punny.

[gran rey de los mono]

"I would try to pick you up, but my master always said 'Do or do not, there is no try'."

[Vidmaster7]

You've been looking for love in Alderaan places.

[gran rey de los mono]

Princess Leia likes to shop at the Darth Mall. All the prices are cut in half.

[gran rey de los mono]

If Stormtroopers play Monopoly, is that a Game of Clones?

[gran rey de los mono]

The Force is like duct tape: It has a Light side, a Dark side, and it binds the universe together.

[gran rey de los mono]

The most popular side dish in the Death Star cafeteria is Vader Tots.

[gran rey de los mono]

Would a Spanish Jedi be named Obi-Juan Kenobi?

[Kileanna]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Princess Leia likes to shop at the Darth Mall. All the prices are cut in half.

Best one xD

[gran rey de los mono]

And did he start out as a PadaJuan?

[Kileanna]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Would a Spanish Jedi be named Obi-Juan Kenobi?

You wouldn't like to know how many Spaniards go by variations of that nickname xD

[gran rey de los mono]

Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3? Because, in charge of directing, Yoda was.

[gran rey de los mono]

What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A ToYoda.

[gran rey de los mono]

Why should you never flip a Twi'lek coin? Because the heads are also the tails.

[gran rey de los mono]

What do Jedi use to read PDF files? Adobe-Wan Kenobi.

[gran rey de los mono]

Time for work. Later.

[Kileanna]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Time for work. Later.

I didn't get that one xD

[Vidmaster7]

let me see if I can work on that one.

Later. time for work it is.

[Sharoth]

Motorized Star Wars Droid Factory Battle

[Sharoth]

Massive Homer's Odyssey in LEGO

[Freehold DM]

"I just learned how to cast Tongues. Want to help me try it out?"

This is the only line I would use on kileanna.

[gran rey de los mono]

Kileanna wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Time for work. Later.

I didn't get that one xD

That's ok, I don't always get it either.