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John Napier 698 wrote:
Squirrels dressed as clowns on a rampage through your toy store?

DANG IT, recovering-John, you could have at least done me the courtesy of waiting the sixteen (now, I guess, thirty-five) seconds it took to process my daggum post.

I thought you were in recovery! Too much recovery to ninja me!

... well played, sir... well... played...

EDIT: DANG IT, me, you could have at least done me the courtesy of noticing this was going to be top page! *gets dressed*


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~whistles and holds up dollar bills~ Shake it, Tact! Earn those dollars!

~grins and runs~


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Squirrels dressed as clowns on a rampage through your toy store?

It would be best if it can be conveyed in one or two words.

These aren't people you want to have extended conversations with.

Nor do I want them to know where I work.


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John, I am glad that it was not a stroke. Hopefully the tumor can be removed safely. Please keep a watch on your blood pressure and start to watch your diet.


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What they said. :-)

And remember, you're never too old to start foxy boxing.


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Hatchet men

Deep ones

Game Hamsters

Angry beavers

Gamers

Kids

Chuthulu

Game masters

These help?


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I like the beavers and Cthulhu.

I'm not sure if Nascar nation would know what the rest of those are. Cthulhu might even be too obscure.


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Falling rocks
Flying rocs
Flailing rooks
Bad guy's mooks

Soylent green
Soiled cheese
Smelly feet
Solvent cream

That got out of hand


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captain yesterday wrote:

I like the beavers and Cthulhu.

I'm not sure if Nascar nation would know what the rest of those are. Cthulhu might even be too obscure.

They don't know what KIDs are???

And I thought WV was bad...


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I meant to say kids would be too believable.


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Ok, that does make more sense.


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CY, glad your injuries weren't more severe and I hope that the gash heals quickly. :)


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John, very relieved to hear that you are okay and getting medical attention. Also happy to hear that the problem is treatable. Take good care of yourself and I hope you get well soon, for whatever value of soon is realistic given your treatment plan. *hugs*


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Kind of nice its like two forum members had two near-death experiences and then got over it within a 24-hour period.

*starts religion of the forum of Paizo*


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captain yesterday wrote:

This weekend I get to go to that most cliche of Midwestern events, a barn wedding.

So, in order to entertain myself since it's the General's side of the family she gets to drink and I'm the designated driver, I'm going to tell everyone something different when they inevitably ask about my eyebrow.

All I have so far is
Squirrels
Clowns

Any other ideas are appreciated. I'd like to keep it as few words as possible as these sorts of things are more believable if they're short and mysterious.

Tripped by a dog.

Tripped by a cat.
Tripped on acid.
Raccoon plush.
Stupid hippies.
F#*%ing hipsters.
Airplane toilet-ice.
Gas station toilet-lice.
Grocery store ceiling-mice.
Space monkeys.
Space heaters.
Annoyed the General (followed by nervous laugh).
Offered someone a Mentos.
[redacted]


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Attacked by a bear.

Low flying plane (thats it thats all you say)

You were trying to flip yoru car 3 times but only got to 2 and a half

Gang fight

you saw a baby carriage start to roll away and the only thing you could think of was to leap at it and use your head as a break.


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Drop bear.
Pillow fight.
Snowball fight.
Water balloon explosion.
Too much nookie.
Not enough nookie.
Fuel mixtures too rich.
I asked someone why they had a gash on their head.
Karma.
Chameleon.
Karma chameleon.
The Baja Men found out that I was the one who let the dogs out.
Purple. (Just walk away.)
Explosive diarrhea.


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Jackalope.
Cantaloupe.
Tried to elope.
Dropped the soap.
Dropped the soup.
Dropped the bass. (Or bass, either one.)
Dropped the base.
Extremely realistic VR game.
I was dropped on my head as a child.
*shrug* These things happen.
Daleks.
Donald Trump.


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Lattucino accident.
Mouthwash accident.
Botox accident.
High voltage accident.
Earthquake.
Lunar eclipse.


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There is some good ones. top favorites so far drop bear, droping bass Daleks and lunar eclipse.


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I didn't let the Wookie win.
Ewok wanted Yub Nub.
I had to Narftle the Garthok. (Bonus points if you get the reference)
*look confused* What gash on my forehead?
The internet.
It's Seth's fault.
*stare at them coldly, then walk away* *maybe do the I'm Watching You thing where you point to your eyes and then to them a couple of times*
PMS.
Dire crabs.
High school girlfriend.
High school boyfriend.
Summoned an Uber, asked the driver "Do you even Lyft, bro?"
Cat videos.


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Gah I forgot cone-heads was a thing.


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And now for something completely the same...


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JOKES!!!!


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The other day I opened a tub of margarine and before me I saw the face of Jesus Christ. I ran next door to show it to my neighbor, Mr. Kazamoto. He looked at it and said "I can't believe it's not Buddha."


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An old man was lying on his death bed when a preacher came up to him and said "You must renounce Satan now!" The old man looked at him and said "Now's not a good time for me to make enemies."


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The mighty Banjo demands jokes. COMPLY!
(also didn't know banjo was a gran alias but it does make sense.)


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I know the alphabet has 26 letters, but due to a childhood injury I can only think of 25 of them. I can't remember why.


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Is a broken can opener a can't opener?


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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Easy, just look for fresh prints.


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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.


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Two muffins are baking in a oven. One of them says to the other "Wow, it's getting really hot in here, isn't it?" The other one says "Oh my GOD! A talking muffin!"


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Need help building an ark? I Noah guy.


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What do you call a nun in an electric wheelchair? Virgin mobile.


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What do you call a donkey with three legs? Wonky.


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What's E.T. short for? Because he has little legs.


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Is a singing computer Adell?


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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, all they would say is "Bach, Bach, Bach."


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Why can't zoo animals take tests? There are too many cheetahs.


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What would bears be without bees? Ears.


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What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus.


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Two wind turbines are on a date. One asks the other what their favorite kind of music is. The second one replies "I'm a big metal fan."


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Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow says "Moo." The second cow said pretty much the same thing.

What.

They're cows.

What did you think they were going to do?


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You should never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. She's probably thick and tired of it.


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They opened a new zoo near me. I went to check it out. All they had on display was one dog. It was shih tzu.


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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car to fight crime? "Get in the car."


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The coffee house ran out of coffee, so all they could serve was Depresso.


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These two parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet.


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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms.


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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? So he won't be spotted.

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