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The perils of grocery shopping with dyslexia.

What the box said "Honey Cornbread"

What I read "Horny Cornbread"

Edit: ha! That deserves a smurfing. :-)


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Busy place today.


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Posting from the Game Day. Survived Society game 8-20, or I think that that's the number. Next game is at 4 PM. I think I'll end up using a pregen again.


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Hey, Cap'n, what's up?


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Given how many times the bamboo cane ziggurat I made to support my peas has fallen over, the five minutes I spent today making sort of guy ropes for it was time well spent. Hooray for me.

I also put two strawberry plants in the ground, with the 99p one in the shade and the £1.99 one out in the open, just to see which one does best.


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Look who got to say hi to Uncle Jesper today before embarking on his first interrail trip through Europe.


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D'awwwwww!


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Sissyl wrote:
D'awwwwww!

I second that.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Hey, Cap'n, what's up?

Trying to figure out how to go about making Horny Cornbread.


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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


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captain yesterday wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
Hey, Cap'n, what's up?
Trying to figure out how to go about making Horny Cornbread.

I think you grind up white rhinocerous horn, add some powdered tiger claw, put in some elephant testicles just for luck...

...and then get arrested by the Feds, so the rest of the ingredients don't really matter...


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Wasn't that the plot of a Rodney Dangerfield film.


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captain yesterday wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
Hey, Cap'n, what's up?
Trying to figure out how to go about making Horny Cornbread.

You need corn, horn, porn, dawn, your lawn, frogspawn, brawn, Norns and Rip Torn.

Mix well with 250ml of warm baby oil, then bake at gas mark 6 for 30 minutes before decorating with edible marshmallow boobies.


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I've been holding off using the last of the BBQ dry rub from the (now sadly defunct) restaurant of a friend of my sister. The dry rub was a gift, because the owner/chef was a sweetheart.
But I want ribs that taste like Roscoe made them, even if I never get them tasting like this again.


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Collie puppies are so dumb that I had to lock Jack and Timmy in the house so I could wash my car. They weren't just attacking the water gun, they were attacking any point on my car that the water hit *and trying to bite it*. I swear there two are secretly malamutes in collie coats.


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How expensive is natural gas, anyways? Like, I've figured out that those over directions on TV dinners make all the difference, and I'm coming to realize that some things I do on the stove can be done easier and better in the oven, but I'm guessing running the oven for over an hour all the time has some impact on my overall energy use.


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lisamarlene wrote:
Collie puppies are so dumb that I had to lock Jack and Timmy in the house so I could wash my car. They weren't just attacking the water gun, they were attacking any point on my car that the water hit *and trying to bite it*. I swear there two are secretly malamutes in collie coats.

Anything looks a lot like sheep when you're that small.


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At work. Until 10 or so. :-(


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Some a%@@*@~ opened the boxes of at least six puzzles.

G$~@+%n savages.


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Captain Yesterday, Brut Squad wrote:

Some a$+*$!! opened the boxes of at least six puzzles.

G!&&$&n savages.

blends in with crowd of people leaving toys r us


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Why are smartphone model names not printed right there on it? It's like Apple and Android aren't proud of their products. Either that or they want to make me, personally, feel like an idiot when I occasionally need to know my model name.

It's anyone's guess, really.


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Apple released the first one. Apple has a "design goes first" sensibility that has infected all latter models, even from the other companies.


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Captain Yesterday, Brut Squad wrote:

Some a+!$+#@ opened the boxes of at least six puzzles.

G#$@!*n savages.

I've never understood that sort of behavior.

The worst shenanigans we ever pulled in a toy store were to get a small group to very quickly wind up every single music box on display as far as they would go all at once and then walk out.


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lisamarlene wrote:
Captain Yesterday, Brut Squad wrote:

Some a+!$+#@ opened the boxes of at least six puzzles.

G#$@!*n savages.

I've never understood that sort of behavior.

The worst shenanigans we ever pulled in a toy store were to get a small group to very quickly wind up every single music box on display as far as they would go all at once and then walk out.

That is still pretty evil.


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Is a dead pine tree a nevergreen?


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Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the other side.


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If you drink a fifth on the fourth, you shouldn't venture forth on the fifth.


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Is the first rule of karate "Forget everything you know about belts"?


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The best Chinese food I ever had was in Cairo. After all, why else would people say to wok like an Egyptian?


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
The best Chinese food I ever had was in Cairo. After all, why else would people say to wok like an Egyptian?

OW I want to boo that one.


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If you play rock music backwards, you hear praises to Satan. If you play country music backwards, you get your house back, your wife back, your truck back, your dog back...


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There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who divide humanity into two kinds, and those who don't.


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My daily prayer: "Lord, help me to be the person my psychiatrist medicates me to be."


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There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.


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People may say that your laugh is infectious, but over the years I've built up an immunity.


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Does the Gingerbread Man sleep on cookie sheets?


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Four engineers are riding in a car when it stalls. The mechanical engineer suggests it may be a mechanical fault. The electrical engineer posits that a bad spark plug could be to blame. The chemical engineer supposes that the fuel may not have been properly refined. The computer engineer says "Hey guys, maybe if we all get out, wait a minute, and then get back in again it will work."


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Does the Gingerbread Man sleep on cookie sheets?

He sleeps in his gingerbread house of course! silly joke questioning gingerbread men's sleep habits.


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I've decided to take up Tantrum Yoga. It's where you sit in a contorted pose and hold your breath until the universe gives you what you want.


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Children in the back seat can cause accidents, which is ironic because accidents in the back seat can cause children.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Children in the back seat can cause accidents, which is ironic because accidents in the back seat can cause children.

That is called positive feedback.


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Bill: "My uncle knew the exact time, date, place, and way he would die."
Tim: "Wow! Was he a psychic?"
Bill: "No, the judge told him."


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A penguin is driving down the road when his car starts billowing smoke from under the hood. He pulls into a nearby mechanic's, hands the car over, and then goes to the diner across the street to get something to eat while the mechanic looks at the car. He gets through his meal, and has started on dessert when the mechanic comes in to talk to him. The mechanic walks over and says "It looks like you blew a seal." The penguin licks his lips and replies "No, it's ice cream."


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I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you little bastard!"


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Did you know if you say the word "Orange" slowly, loudly, and repeatedly it will start to sound like "Gullible"?


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What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey.


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I bought a pair shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.


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"Always go the extra mile" is good advice. Unless you're a cab driver.


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I signed up for the Classic Country Music version of social media. It's called "Conway Twitter" and all the posts start with "Hello, Darling".


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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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