Deep 6 FaWtL

[gran rey de los nekkid]

I took a semester of Spanish in college, and got a C. At least it wasn't a "No".

Hmm, a nekkid Spaniard saying yes? I like this image.

[gran rey de los mono]

When I worked as a mechanic, I always kept a wrench in my pocket so I could tighten my nuts.

[gran rey de los mono]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? Bob.

[gran rey de los mono]

I heard Hyundai recently recalled a bunch of their Sonatas. I never thought they were a very good composer, anyways.

[gran rey de los mono]

A man started losing weight rapidly, so he went to the doctor. The doctor told him he had a tapeworm. As treatment, the doctor told the man to shove a cheese sandwich up his rectum at exactly 10:30 every morning, and come back in two weeks. Two weeks later, the man came back still complaining of weight loss. The doctor looked at the clock, saw it was just past 10:45, and told the man to take his pants off and bend over. As he did, the tapeworm popped out and said "Hey! Where's my cheese sandwich?" and the doctor hit it on the head with a hammer.

[gran rey de los mono]

Seems there was this guy out jogging. He looked down and saw a nice tennis ball on the ground. Not having any other place to put it, he tucked it into his jogging shorts. On down the road he met a young girl and stopped to talk. She kept nervously glancing at his crotch. Finally, she pointed to his crotch and said, "What's that?" "A tennis ball", he replied. "Oh", she said. "That must hurt. I had tennis elbow once!

[gran rey de los mono]

I recorded a song about constipation, but it hasn't come out yet.

[gran rey de los mono]

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit, Ginger!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit, Ginger, get away from her before she s$%*s on you!"

[Kileanna]

gran rey de los nekkid wrote:

I took a semester of Spanish in college, and got a C. At least it wasn't a "No".

Hmm, a nekkid Spaniard saying yes? I like this image.

You called?

[Vidmaster7]

If only you were at the top of the thread.

[Kileanna]

So I get my clothes stuck to myself unless I get to be on the top of the thread?
*Frowns*

[Vidmaster7]

Hey I didn't make the rules.

[Captain Yesterday, Boob Brained]

Clothes are NOT mandatory.

Wear whatever you want, we're all adults here.

makes sure the camera is just right.

[Kileanna]

Rules state that if you are on top of the page you are naked. But, do they state that you aren't if you are not on then top of the page?
*Tries to get stripped of her bra*
*There's another bra un under the first*
*And another*
*And another*
*And another*
Help me! I am being censored!!!

[captain yesterday]

I don't think it's supposed to work like that.

I'm positive that something that makes women keep their clothes on when they don't want to wear them goes against everything Freehold (and I) believe in.

[Vidmaster7]

I personally have never had trouble removing a bra... but I've never tryed it on endless bras.

[Captain Yesterday, Boob Brained]

Kileanna wrote:

gran rey de los nekkid wrote:

I took a semester of Spanish in college, and got a C. At least it wasn't a "No".

Hmm, a nekkid Spaniard saying yes? I like this image.

You called?

Would you mind jumping up and down while you say "yes" it seems like a silly request I know, but it really does enhance the experience.

[Freehold DM]

Kileanna wrote:

Rules state that if you are on top of the page you are naked. But, do they state that you aren't if you are not on then top of the page?

*Tries to get stripped of her bra*
*There's another bra un under the first*
*And another*
*And another*
*And another*
Help me! I am being censored!!!

dear GOD this is MONSTROUS!

[Sissyl]

Oh no! And where will you ever find someone to answer your call for help???

[Kileanna]

At least I have an unlimited supply of bras. I might open a shop or something.

[Freehold DM]

Kileanna wrote:

At least I have an unlimited supply of bras. I might open a shop or something.

looks into online bra shops, signs up to help in the bra removal department

[gran rey de los mono]

It's the 500 bras Kileanna Cubbins.

[NobodysHome]

Rosita the Riveter wrote:

How expensive is natural gas, anyways? Like, I've figured out that those over directions on TV dinners make all the difference, and I'm coming to realize that some things I do on the stove can be done easier and better in the oven, but I'm guessing running the oven for over an hour all the time has some impact on my overall energy use.

In the Bay Area, natural gas for heating is a LOT cheaper than electricity, but scope matters: Impus Major wants a pot pie every day. They take an hour to cook. Running the oven for an hour to bake a single pot pie is far less energy efficient than using the electric toaster oven. But by the time you get to even 2 pot pies or a casserole, the gas becomes cheaper. (It doesn't hurt that ovens are far better-insulated, so you're really paying to heat that giant oven and then it practically coasts, whereas the toaster oven has that stupid glass front and sheds heat like a...

NobodysHome decides he's just not going there...

[John Napier 698]

Rosita, let's just say that the laws of Thermodynamics are in play. You can reduce the heat loss in a toaster oven by placing a sheet of Aluminum foil, shiny side in, on either side of the glass window.

[Limeylongears]

Speaking of bras, I've just seen Morrigan's, along with All The Rest. We were rolling around a campfire in our skuddies while stirring music played in the background, flames flickered romantically and Shale squashed pigeons in tribute.

Nice to know that, even though you can be sent into battle with nothing between waist and ankle bar a measly hide fringe, some Dwarven Paragon has been able to invent underwired cotton and polyester mix cream and black bosom-supporters and distribute them to the four corners of the world.

EDIT: And how she could possibly wear a bra in those robes is quite beyond me. MAGIC! is the only explanation.

[Drejk]

Compostnic, an undead pile of compost...

[Clump of Mutant Crabgrass]

Starts loading the shotgun.

Great! Now there's competition for dominance of Sharoth's backyard.

[Tacticslion]

Keep wanting to post.
Severe lack of time.
Doing this so I'm closer to the end of the thread - easier to keep up that way.

[Cap'n Yesterday Divided by Zero]

The end he said.

[John Napier 698]

Hah! FaWtL Forever!

[Vidmaster7]

Kileanna wrote:

At least I have an unlimited supply of bras. I might open a shop or something.

Thats how you know a good dnd player they can turn a cursed item into a positive.

also
new magic item
Bra of censorship

[John Napier 698]

Unless the extra bras disappear after a period of time, as they are basically conjured items. :)

[Vidmaster7]

alright i'm bored tonight where my jokes at?

[Kileanna]

I think we can only get here by phone. I read that the access failure is being an issue again. So we are alone here.

[Tasha the half-kender]

*Puts a whoopee cushion in Punniculus seat so when he comes back he realizes that what a good worshipper she is*

[Vidmaster7]

OH interesting I guess the way my work PC is set up it doesn't have these issues.

[John Napier 698]

My home PC hasn't got any problems, either. Perhaps it's the means of access that's the problem. My PC is working off a T-Mobile Hotspot, meaning that it probably uses the T-Mobile Network. Can anyone access the site using Cable, Fiber, or Dial-up?

[Vidmaster7]

John Napier 698 wrote:

My home PC hasn't got any problems, either. Perhaps it's the means of access that's the problem. My PC is working off a T-Mobile Hotspot, meaning that it probably uses the T-Mobile Network. Can anyone access the site using Cable, Fiber, or Dial-up?

If you can't just uh remain silent.

[John Napier 698]

Try "tracert.exe" to paizo.com on a PC that can't access the site.

[Vidmaster7]

So is the new kingmaker game single player or will it have online play?

[Rysky]

Single at the moment. Co-op/other multiplayer may be a far off stretch goal.

[John Napier 698]

Exactly what the Store Blog says, also.

[John Napier 698]

'Morning, Rysky.

[Rysky]

Mornin, John.

[captain yesterday]

Didn't they try to do a video game before.

And one for the card game.

[John Napier 698]

'Morning, everyone.

Regarding the current connection problem, is anyone using a PC that is unable to connect using a Proxy Server? Various websites suggest this as a remedy.

[captain yesterday]

Unless I'm linking something I'm almost always on my phone here. :-)

[NobodysHome]

John Napier 698 wrote:

'Morning, everyone.

Regarding the current connection problem, is anyone using a PC that is unable to connect using a Proxy Server? Various websites suggest this as a remedy.

Interesting... I couldn't get on this morning on my personal computer (a Mac straight through a DSL router), but I'm on now at work (VPN and a proxy).

So I can at least say that with a proxy I can access it via a Windows 7 machine.

[captain yesterday]

Please tell me they're set up across the room and you have a sweater and slippers you slip on in between the two.

I've always wanted to do that.

[NobodysHome]

captain yesterday wrote:

Please tell me they're set up across the room and you have a sweater and slippers you slip on in between the two.

I've always wanted to do that.

Sorry. Same desk, KVM switch. Not exciting at all.