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What I learned from my monthly propaganda videos.
1. I need to develop relationships with my customers, despite the General expressly forbidding an open marriage ("but dear, it's for work!!")
2. Your drone isn't cool unless it plays music, has disco lights, and can follow you around.
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I learned nothing on attire, obviously.
On a serious note, please visit my "Will a Cow continue to produce milk after being summoned with Summon Nature's Ally thread, it could use a bit more traffic.
Links or it didn't happen I'll be forced to make 'Zelda references and/or ask you lots of questions about chickens and if they truly have the ability to destroy you like they do in the games.
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A couple of corrections.
Fair enough.
1. I'm not sure if a cake can be structurally sound enough to safely encapsulate a human being.
Doesn't mean you can't make it work!
2. There are international laws in place directly preventing me from singing in public (so I've been told)
I'll amend things to have you with a recorder when you pop out of the cake, then.
2.5. Jedi mind tricks you say.
Well, some sort of mind-trick... I am suspicious that you may not be following the Jedi code exactly...
3. Can I be Shiny and Chrome Shredder, I can appreciate his complete lack of subtlety, and backstory.
I just don't want to be Shredder from the Nickelodeon cartoon, that guy's got a lot of baggage.
Well, sure: it's your costume, after all!
4. It's gloomy and rainy, just as the General likes it ("oh, it's just how I like it!" - The General), and she took the day off to write, so I'm in charge of the dog and kids so she can do whatever she wants.
Hey! That's just how I like it! Way to go, General! Good taste in weather! :D
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I like it sunny, like Toontown from Who Framed Roger Rabbit sunny.
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Why... why are there suddenly so many threads about cows?
Because Old MacDonald had a thread
E-I-E-I-O.P.
And in that thread he had some cows Paladins
E-I-E-I-AoO
With a 'fall, fall' here
And a 'fall, fall' there
Here a fall, there a fall, everywhere a 'fall, fall'
Old MacDonald had a thread
E-I-E-Ignore function.
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I keep telling you, it's not my fault someone dumped dexterity and intelligence when I was made.
So really, if you think about it, it's someone else's fault I was charmed by the succubus and burned that village down.
This is your mess, and I'll be damned if I'm cleaning it up!
Now, who knows Atonement around here.
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Paladin threads always crack me up. {wobbles atop wall}
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Especially if they roll goblin babies into the mix.
Stabbyface misses Mikaze!
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You have?
Well, what are you waiting for?
Call Greyhawk's Mr Compenseraterateror today for GENUINE NO-WIN-NO-FEE CASH COMPENSATERATORATORISMITUDE!
Thousands of ££££s won each year!
Ring today - for JUSTICE!
Well, not quite.
There are crumhorns
But that's it.
Finished the last of the Case Closed on Netflix! Now onto something else...
EDIT: And yes, CY, I've saved Bob's Burgers - no promises! I've got lots of stuff to do! :D
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I think you'll like it, it's a great show, a lot of it's charm is the large, and endearing cast of side characters.
You'll also recognize a lot of the voice actors, especially Mabel Pines, and Sterling Archer. :-)
TOZ: since you're here, do YOU know who Sardior is?
(No one else but me seems to know him around these parts.)
Sigh.
*I'm all alone...*
(He was a minor, and apparently extremely obscure Psionic ruby dragon deity from WotC's old site. I didn't realize exactly how obscure he was until... now-ish...)
:)
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I know who Sardior is!
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TOZ: since you're here, do YOU know who Sardior is?
(No one else but me seems to know him around these parts.)
I'm not TOZ, but I do know who Sardior is. ^.^
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Orthos would know.
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I'm not TOZ, but I do know who Sardior is. ^.^TOZ: since you're here, do YOU know who Sardior is?
(No one else but me seems to know him around these parts.)
Dragons + psionics = of course I know! :)
YAY!
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Yeah, I also know who Sardior is, but I don't always recognize the name because I keep misremembering his name as "Sodor." (which I blame on babysitting my younger nephew and his continuous-play of select DVDs)
So... which of us is Blithen and which Sardior, then...?
(And which is left out...?)
EDIT: a new (and worthy!) challenger appears! It seems it is just Tac and FaWtL ladies...
Uh... that sounded more awkward than I... I'll, uh... I'll just show myself out. >.>
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I have been . . . aware . . . of Sardior's existence, but I can't claim to have known Sardior.
Psionics = um . . . however I oughtta type up a pukeface.
*mutters something about typing puke up your face...*
Yeah, I also know who Sardior is, but I don't always recognize the name because I keep misremembering his name as "Sodor." (which I blame on babysitting my younger nephew and his continuous-play of select DVDs)
Also, there's nothing wrong with thinking of Sodor a lot.
It, uh... it gets ingrained in there and can take over everything, if you let it.
(Of course, I was wrongfully calling Neothelid "Nelithids" for years, so, I have no excuse, there...)
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I breathe flaming rants like humies ignore reality! Watch yourself!!
:)
It's... kinda neat. I suppose!
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Police Officer is trying to explain to Shirtless Guy that it's not actually streaking if you have pants on.
I love San Francisco.
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So: Doomkitten, lynora, and Ambrosia: team Blithen or team Sardior?!
In case my esoterica is too esoteric (or you want to learn more): part one and part two.
Let the eternal debate commence! Ò.Õ
:D
Well, I've never been a big fan of Sardior. He's so bloody smug. Seriously, he's awful. (Why I rewrote the gem dragon pantheon for my game in a nutshell.) So I would have to go with team Blithen. I mean, sure, he's a bit evilish, but what did you expect?! It's what grand viziers do. Everyone knows backstabbing is part of the most trusted advisors job description. ;P
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Why... why are there suddenly so many threads about cows?
Gorbacz is temporary banned so the world plays a cruel trick of spawning those threads while he can't comment.
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Police Officer is trying to explain to Shirtless Guy that it's not actually streaking if you have pants on.
I love San Francisco.
Have the Shirtless Guy accepted the explanation and amended his action?
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Have the Shirtless Guy accepted the explanation and amended his action?Police Officer is trying to explain to Shirtless Guy that it's not actually streaking if you have pants on.
I love San Francisco.
No, they were still arguing when my bus left.
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Why... why are there suddenly so many threads about cows?Gorbacz is temporary banned so the world plays a cruel trick of spawning those threads while he can't comment.
Did he go too far with his dreams of a million nipple titan.
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Especially if they roll goblin babies into the mix.
Stabbyface misses Mikaze!
me too little guy. Me too.
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...endearing cast of side characters.They'd better be, with how awful the main ones are.
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Is it unreasonable to not want to install Minecraft on our Mac.
Or am I being silly.
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeesssss...?
Well, I've never been a big fan of Sardior. He's so bloody smug. Seriously, he's awful. (Why I rewrote the gem dragon pantheon for my game in a nutshell.) So I would have to go with team Blithen. I mean, sure, he's a bit evilish, but what did you expect?! It's what grand viziers do. Everyone knows backstabbing is part of the most trusted advisors job description. ;PSo: Doomkitten, lynora, and Ambrosia: team Blithen or team Sardior?!
In case my esoterica is too esoteric (or you want to learn more): part one and part two.
Let the eternal debate commence! Ò.Õ
:D
Bold early choice from the Shelynalike~! I wonder what our next contestant will declare...?
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Sardior? Obscure? Never! He has been in.... ummm... a dragon article. And... there have been a few gem dragons in the TSR novels... ok. I guess he IS obscure. Doesn't mean civilized people don't know who he is.
Hahah~! A new challenger has appeared!
Team Sardior or team Blithen, madame?!
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What is a gem dragon again?
I kinda know they existed... I cut my teeth on 2nd edition.
But I have never used them or even read about them.
What is a gem dragon again?
I kinda know they existed... I cut my teeth on 2nd edition.
But I have never used them or even read about them.
I've only ever read Sardior in the WotC online articles and the really old Dragon #37 magazine (which really doesn't say all that much, beyond tongue-in-cheek, "Muwahahahah~! Now you'll show those uppity players who've read the Monstrous Manual! Neutral dragons! Pip-pip!" and "Eh, he's an okay kind of neutral guy with conversational skills.")
Short version: they're psionic dragons.
The 3.5 versions were amazing and the single most terrifying creatures printed: namely because it was retconned that, in addition to normal dragon stuff (including sorcerer caster thingies), they were psions of their discipline-type with a manifester level equal to their hit dice.
It wouldn't matter if they were bards with a bard caster level equal to their hit dice: that is terrifying. Heck, even presuming something like an assassin, paladin, or ranger, you can probably reach epic spellcasting by being given that ability. It was a very clear oversight, and I'm rather surprised it was made in the conversion from 3rd (the MM2 where they appeared had no such thing) to 3.5 - and not only that, but embraced, being noted in the Eberron books (if I recall), that they're just super-dangerous monstrosities created by Dal Quor - kind of like the Inspired, but for Dragons - that no one really trusts.
Anyway, if you want to make sure to destroy something, send in a gem dragon.
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I never cared for Gem Dragons, a bit too much like a cheesy 80s cartoon I guess.
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I will concede that they're more believable and less cheesy then the Esoteric Dragons in Bestiary 5. :-)
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Cheese Dragons would be a good idea.
Esoteric Cheese Dragons would be even better.
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"You gonna eat that cheese" - Frankfurt, Dwarven Fighter, noticing a big "piece" of cheese poking out of the pile of gold.
"Or will the cheese eat you" - Oslo, Elven Psychic, whilst recovering what was left of Frankfurt.