Life Sized Prop of Orthos's page

[initiating hope circuits]

Burns effigy of Micheal Bay made out of lens flares in hopeful anticipation.

captain yesterday wrote:

Any guesses on when (or if) I make it to 300.

It's definitely when, not if.

looks to the east. With morning glory clinging to it, it continues it's silent vigil for Orthos, letting out a heavy sigh.

[Initiating wistful sixties folk song]

[Initiating thumbs up with exaggerated smile]

Initiating wistful sigh]

[Changes position slightly so he can't see Captain Yesterday]

Orthos would know.

A single tear trickles down his cheek as moss continues to grow on his Ultima Blade

[Cries real tears, as the seasons pass by in a montage of a melancholy 60s folk song.]

[Insert Final Fantasy 6 comparison here]

Is it... Orthos? I'm guessing it's Orthos. Right?

;D Congrats, cap!

You are correct. Resistance is futile.

[Insert Pokemon reference here]

[Insert Coffee now or get the f&+* away]

[Initiating Doomsday protocol if contact is maintained]

[Initiating Freehold taunting protocol #44]

Yoo Hoo! Over here!!

[Insert evil laugh here]

What's this off the bow...why it's an Orthos sighting

[Insert dismissive rogue-ish laugh here]

[Initiate Grease sequence now]

[Initiating friendly wave gesture]

[insert witty hello here]

[Initiate dramatic complaint sequence about the A*~**~*s on NWN now]

[Insert insightful correlation between Tea and Final Fantasy 6 here]

[Insert force field here, initiate dead pan mocking laughter]

[Insert witty and topical put down here]

[Insert witty comment here]