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THE CONQUEROR IS FALLEN!! THE REIGN OF THE WYRM CUORVHAIN IS NO MORE!
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There are places that have self-checkouts that don't crash or freeze up every 30 seconds, requiring you to ask for an attendant anyway?I swear I could scan my own groceries and bag them myself faster. I know this to be true because it actually happens at the one store that has no item limits on self checkout.... there are places that have limits on self-checkout? *shudder*
Yep. The ones I shop at almost never do.
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THE CONQUEROR IS FALLEN!! THE REIGN OF THE WYRM CUORVHAIN IS NO MORE!
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Oopsie doodle! Awkward moment time! Turns out there was a mix up on our end. Yeah, we're going to have to send you back to do it over.
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I'm glad somebody else has the name s!!~head. It was my nickname in high school.
you gotta be kidding me.
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Or 1930s mobster...Hello once again, Fawtl-ites! I have survived the holidays!
I have a cousin who named her baby boy Diamond. Gonna be rough growing up with a stripper name.
hilarious story.
One day our I met a girl named champagne. She worked at a flower shop not far from where I live..she was into anime and kpop and stuff and so she was a joy to talk to. I tried to introduce her to my friends but some thing would always go wrong
Later on, my best friend was going over memories of students from his class, remembering a one champagne whom he despaired for, as she was growing up with a stripper name. I knew the chances were low so I asked her next time I saw her and she gave glowing reviews of my friends math class.
Small world.
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The nice thing about family gatherings is I have the hottest wife.
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Pea Bear (showing off to cousins): This is my crazy.
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Oopsie doodle! Awkward moment time! Turns out there was a mix up on our end. Yeah, we're going to have to send you back to do it over.THE CONQUEROR IS FALLEN!! THE REIGN OF THE WYRM CUORVHAIN IS NO MORE!
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Lady, don't even. You have no power in my world.
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Oh, good the vegan bashing started much earlier than usual.
Grandma is throwing out French history anecdotes.
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That's all your grandmother does? I WISH I had it that easy. Mine said if she started a whorehouse, I'd be in it.
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No, that's my mom, she's a newspaper reporter, still.
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Very little not being on Facebook grief, which is nice, but makes me suspicious of an ambush...
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Lady, don't even. You have no power in my world.Oopsie doodle! Awkward moment time! Turns out there was a mix up on our end. Yeah, we're going to have to send you back to do it over.THE CONQUEROR IS FALLEN!! THE REIGN OF THE WYRM CUORVHAIN IS NO MORE!
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Sweetie, you couldn't comprehend.
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Sweetie, you couldn't comprehend.Lady, don't even. You have no power in my world.Oopsie doodle! Awkward moment time! Turns out there was a mix up on our end. Yeah, we're going to have to send you back to do it over.THE CONQUEROR IS FALLEN!! THE REIGN OF THE WYRM CUORVHAIN IS NO MORE!
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No, seriously, she has a point. You are literally not from our world. And the local goddesses of death and souls probably won't take kindly to you moving in on their turf.
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Very little not being on Facebook grief, which is nice, but makes me suspicious of an ambush...
It's not like they made a facebook account for you and spread your personal information all around the net... Do they?
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I wouldn't know, I'm not on Facebook.
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Facebook is over-rated. The only reason I have one is because.... Ummm... Wait, beside the couple of girls who don't have cell phones, why do I have one?
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Search me. I've gotten along fine for years without one.
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Very little not being on Facebook grief, which is nice, but makes me suspicious of an ambush...It's not like they made a facebook account for you and spread your personal information all around the net... Do they?
What kind of monsters would do something like that?
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Yay! Evolution, of sorts.
My brothers are drunkenly singing along to Chili Peppers instead of aunts to Beatles... on second thought it would be more of a sideways slide...
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What kind of monsters would do something like that?Very little not being on Facebook grief, which is nice, but makes me suspicious of an ambush...It's not like they made a facebook account for you and spread your personal information all around the net... Do they?
I think the funniest thing about this is that you can't see where the link goes unless you're logged in. So despite clearly being intended as a joke toward non-Facebook users, only Facebook users can actually see it.
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I think the funniest thing about this is that you can't see where the link goes unless you're logged in. So despite clearly being intended as a joke toward non-Facebook users, only Facebook users can actually see it.What kind of monsters would do something like that?Very little not being on Facebook grief, which is nice, but makes me suspicious of an ambush...It's not like they made a facebook account for you and spread your personal information all around the net... Do they?
(I kinda hoped mouse-ing over the link would reveal the clue in the URL.)
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I'm on my phone, no mouse for me!
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(I kinda hoped mouse-ing over the link would reveal the clue in the URL.)I think the funniest thing about this is that you can't see where the link goes unless you're logged in. So despite clearly being intended as a joke toward non-Facebook users, only Facebook users can actually see it.What kind of monsters would do something like that?Very little not being on Facebook grief, which is nice, but makes me suspicious of an ambush...It's not like they made a facebook account for you and spread your personal information all around the net... Do they?
it does but it doesn't show us any of the other things you put up about him except his screenname
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I wouldn't know, I'm not on Facebook.
wise.
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Facebook is over-rated. The only reason I have one is because.... Ummm... Wait, beside the couple of girls who don't have cell phones, why do I have one?
sage.
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Search me. I've gotten along fine for years without one.
ingenious.
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What kind of monsters would do something like that?Very little not being on Facebook grief, which is nice, but makes me suspicious of an ambush...It's not like they made a facebook account for you and spread your personal information all around the net... Do they?
I can't view this, I don't have Facebook.
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Facebook is over-rated. The only reason I have one is because.... Ummm... Wait, beside the couple of girls who don't have cell phones, why do I have one?
There are girls who don't have cell phones but have facebook?! O.o
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Overall, very successful Christmas gathering.
No Facebook ambush, had a grand time, though next time I'm bringing pies, they one's my brother got were... circular, and called pies.
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I had no idea where to post this, but:
Criticism of government is common in the kingdoms, and lords of the kingdoms who are lenient with loose tongues are likely to live longer.
I just realized how insanely alliterative this sentence is. Someone was having fun that day.
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Doom! Gloom! Ice and Snow!
Are all in the forecast for tomorrow, at least according to the news websites.
So how much ice and snow could possibly cause the notoriously drunkenly stoic natives such doom! And gloom!
A tenth of an inch of ice with up to a foot of snow to follow, our area is personally set to get walloped by an astoundingly catastrophic 2.5 inches.
The first snowfall in a month can be so dramatic!
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Doom! Gloom! Ice and Snow!
Are all in the forecast for tomorrow, at least according to the news websites.
So how much ice and snow could possibly cause the notoriously drunkenly stoic natives such doom! And gloom!
A tenth of an inch of ice with up to a foot of snow to follow, our area is personally set to get walloped by an astoundingly catastrophic 2.5 inches.
The first snowfall in a month can be so dramatic!
it's taking too long. We need snow now.
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it's taking too long. We need snow now.Doom! Gloom! Ice and Snow!
Are all in the forecast for tomorrow, at least according to the news websites.
So how much ice and snow could possibly cause the notoriously drunkenly stoic natives such doom! And gloom!
A tenth of an inch of ice with up to a foot of snow to follow, our area is personally set to get walloped by an astoundingly catastrophic 2.5 inches.
The first snowfall in a month can be so dramatic!
*binds and gags Freehold DM to prevent him from tampering with the weather*
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it's taking too long. We need snow now.*binds and gags Freehold DM to prevent him from tampering with the weather*
Kinky.
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Kinky.it's taking too long. We need snow now.*binds and gags Freehold DM to prevent him from tampering with the weather*
NOBODY expects the Celestial Intervention! Wait, I'm not sure that's my line.
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Well Pea Bear is off to grandma and grandpa's house for the rest of the week, it's going to be very hard to relax for the next four hours it takes grandpa to drive there.
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I have begun my Fallout Rampage! My enemies will tremble with envy as they see me coming in my stylish outfit... ok the ghouls are a little TOO envious... a little personal space please you guys smell like the living dead.
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I find a healthy dispersal of Frag Grenades is a great way of maintaining personal space in the wastelands.
Congrats! May your rampaging be filled with luck, Mininukes and gore filled explosions in slow motion.
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Oh, crap... It's Sunday. I have to write something for the blog...
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Oh, crap... It's Sunday. I have to write something for the blog...
And Wayfinder. {returns to bludgeoning Writer's Block with forehead}
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A monster finished in an hour and approximately 5 minutes? I had the general idea in my mind earlier, though.
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At least I didn't noticed it's Sunday at 4 am on Monday...
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Star wars in 25 minutes.
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Maybe I should do a monster week with one monster each day until the next Sunday?
Am I ready for that?
Ah... I'll think about that...
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Of course there is that small issue of Wayfinder submission deadline in the middle of the week...
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One (or two) of which should be monsters.
Well I have one monster on drawing board (metaphorically, I don't draw... much).