:this takes several hours, during which muffled inhuman howls of despair/ecstasy/revulsion/delight/shame can be heard:
Looks like I'm going to need backup on this. Deputy!
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Don't be such a buzz kill! Live a little! Anyway, I've got the food, the decorations, the entertainment (blackjack, pin the tail on the donkey, succubus strippers, etc), now all we need is live band! Regardless of what is still required, I declare this party in full swing!
*Pops a party popper.*
Now, to have some fun and get sinking drunk!
*Starts drinking some extra strength rum straight from the bottle.*
Whew. No one found the extra-extra strength rum I was hiding.
WOT!?! I'M SICK FER A COUPLE DAYS AN EVERYONE GOES AWAY!!!!
NO! I HAD THIS ONE LOCKED DOWN! HOW DARE YOU!?
NO! NO PARTY! I HAD WON! I HAD WOOOOOOOOON!!!
NO! NO PARTY! I HAD WON! I HAD WOOOOOOOOON!!!
I really don't think anyone is going to win unless this becomes a dead thread... the problem with this thread in particular is that you think you might have won, but then someone finds it and posts again...
Heck... I think it was dead for a while then someone necroed it...
Well, the party continues... What kind of snacks are we having?
Crystallized internet rage cakes.
*Takes one and chips a tooth on trying to bite one*
"Ow! Why are you serving these?"
Oh, you forgot the salt.
"Yum toe cheese my favorite."
Blah blah blah blah.
Has anyone told you that you sound like Charlie Brown's teacher?
WOT!?! I'M SICK FER A COUPLE DAYS AN EVERYONE GOES AWAY!!!!
Why do you think everyone stay away for a couple of days! PEEYEWWW!!!
I have to say, I'm unimpressed. I played one of their records backwards and not a single fiend was summoned!
What did you expect from a polka band?
"Ich bin ein teufel."
You will never win this thread.
Next!
POOG!!
*GNyahahahaha*
Huh? Whazzat?
Zarongel help Poog, close wounds.
*Shanks Skiron in return*
Yeah, everyone knows that the shivfest comes first!
Nobody should come near Ventnor, we all know where that shiv's been.
Actually, you don't.
If that frightens you, then you are not insane.
GoatToucher knows where that shiv has been.
I invited Rovagug. Is that okay with everyone?
:steeples fingers: Yesss... summon the Mad Moon.
Well I tried to call Aroden but all I got was his answering machine.
Try faxing him instead.
*bleep blorp fzzzzz* where's R2-FU when you need him??
Hey Fu, I heard you were about to be replaced.
O - A biscuit barrel...... no votes!
Who's the bonehead, btw?
Yeah, the more the merrier I say!
*The rest of Golarion's deities (both the deceased and the still alive ones) join the fun.*
Everyone run! Rovagug has escaped from his prison to.... trample our party? Screw you ya big buggy jerk!