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Oh that was a rating I thought it was the number of nuclear bombs I wanted to be detonated on top of it.
HEY KIDS! FUN FACT!:
Hugs and butter.
I'm having major surgery tomorrow. If you don't hear from me again by next Tuesday, then I've taken the long nap.
This was 2 weeks ago.
@high G: I guess now, wherever you are...
..."you-low-G".
Oh Snap... that's disconcerting.
Alphonse! You never call, you never write, you never summon me from the lower planes...
How's the Blood War going, Mummy?
Would be easier if I had a nice couple of adorable grand-tieflings.
I'm trying my hardest, Mummy.
(Juliette! How did she get through the wards?!)
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Oh Snap... that's disconcerting.HEY KIDS! FUN FACT!:
Hugs and butter.
I'm having major surgery tomorrow. If you don't hear from me again by next Tuesday, then I've taken the long nap.
This was 2 weeks ago.
@high G: I guess now, wherever you are...
..."you-low-G".
Hopefully it just means he doesn't currently have access.
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Ah, Dowager Comtesse de Malodor, it is a most esteemed honour to finally meet you.
*Bows with a flourish and in complete respect at being in the presence of a much more powerful and evil being.*
Surely, your darling children did not think that one such as yourself would be confined to the Abyss without going bored?
*Clicks fingers twice to have a group of servants bring a small casket of wine and chocolate coated biscuits.*
Would you like something to drink? I have a small collection of the finest red, white and rosé wine and complimentary biscuits. You can even help yourself to my "private preserves".
*Points to one bottle of red "wine" and a small box of chocolate coated biscuits that apparently have a "rich, creamy, red centre".*
Help yourself to whatever you want.
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Enchanté, Count, and thankyou for your hospitality. More than the 'darling children' are prepared to offer.
I say, are those candied gnomes?
Mummy, you know what gnomes do to your digestion.
Mummy, you know what gnomes do to your digestion.
Now, now. As the "Personal Physician" of the Dowager Comtesse, I will take her gastrointestinal health into hand.
Ah, Dr. Baphomet - just in time. That mixture of the curdled souls of 14 unicorns who died in horrible agony and Yakult has done wonders for my flatulence. You truly are a marvel.
Mummy, please! You're embarrassing me!
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This thread is so weird now.
Vid can still Win easily if he chooses.
Its true.
*HELLFIRE INFERNO*
I return once more to gaze upon this place.
Good grief, the number stands at 26770.
I see the fright of farm animals is still around, back to your cellar, this instant!
Fester and Reiner, you're missing out on juicy maiden necks, back at the corner 2 streets down to the right.
Vid & Pulg, both hairy as ever and.... are you guys using lavender shampoo? O_o'
IHIYC, i hear you've a clown-off with Pennywise in an hour, what's happened that it came to that?
Thank badness for Sabrina and Fifi, else I'd have to sit around all evening in the drawing room listening to mother dearest regaling us with tales of intestinal upsets and what a ghastly social climber Iggwilv is.
I take my responsibilities as SpankFinder General of the Massif des FessesRouges very seriously indeed.
:takes the Comte de Malodor and Lady Blackmoor aside:
I think it is important that you indulge your mother's storytelling until her spirits improve. :looks over shoulder: You didn't hear it from me, but someone put the idea in her head that insufficiently attentive children should be disinherited, and perhaps cursed by her many -many- former lovers, who, as you know, now hold high positions in various abyssal courts. I should hate to see either or both of you suffering the depredations of the that sort of entity. Heaven knows where she got such an idea.
A few rambling stories and a touch of hellish aroma is a small price to pay in the long run, no?
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IHIYC, i hear you've a clown-off with Pennywise in an hour, what's happened that it came to that?
That was all Pennywise's fault. He was pound-foolish - and In a desperate lucre-grabbing gambit, he booked the two of us for a much-overhyped "Rumble In The Tumble [AKA Your drying-machine]" without my consent or even awareness.
F#!& 'em though. I don't negotiate with...horrorists.
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You should form some kind of scary clown union. Grab the joker and the whole space ship of alien clowns plus that one from are you afraid of the dark that liked cigars.
Oh I had forgotten his name. nice.
Just give him back the nose. That's all I'm sayin.
:takes the Comte de Malodor and Lady Blackmoor aside:
I think it is important that you indulge your mother's storytelling until her spirits improve. :looks over shoulder: You didn't hear it from me, but someone put the idea in her head that insufficiently attentive children should be disinherited, and perhaps cursed by her many -many- former lovers, who, as you know, now hold high positions in various abyssal courts. I should hate to see either or both of you suffering the depredations of the that sort of entity. Heaven knows where she got such an idea.
A few rambling stories and a touch of hellish aroma is a small price to pay in the long run, no?
Thankyou, GoatToucher. Alphonse - we'll take it in shifts, OK?
Thankyou, GothToucher. Alphonse - we'll take it in shifts, alright?
*Cough* Major Illusion spell. *Cough*
>.>
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Don't let the silliness get to you. Focus on more important matters, take me for example, I just had to deal with the most appalling defeat of my life! I summoned each and every beast from the "Beast Quest series" (even the ones not known about yet) in order to gain total control of the universe (or rather, that particular dimension) when that meddlesome brat,Tom, brought a secret weapon of his own: GoatToucher! Now, my grand army of beasts won't go outside anymore, and I'm stuck here in my castle until they are better! Fortunately for me, despite being the cause, GoatToucher is well equipped and highly qualified to deal with the situation and I'm expecting him any moment now.
Beep Beep!
;)
....GoatToucher is well equipped and highly qualified to deal with the situation and I'm expecting him any moment now.
I think you will find that I have replied to your query some days ago.
Ooooh, hot gossip!!! What's the deal with you and roadrunner, GT? O, do tell us!
BEEP BEEP ????
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Oh well done, Pulg, you've just traumatized an innocent bird! Now the coyotes are going to bully the poor creature till the end of time, I hope you are happy! >:-(
And yes, GoatToucher, I did receive your reply. You said you would be around at my castle the very moment that the "Bleeding Sun" is at it's most delicate (in other words, when the sun is at it's highest point in the sky and has turned a brilliant shade of red).
I thought it was Goats job to traumatize around these parts.
Oh well done, Pulg, you've just traumatized an innocent bird! Now the coyotes are going to bully the poor creature till the end of time, I hope you are happy! >:-(
And yes, GoatToucher, I did receive your reply. You said you would be around at my castle the very moment that the "Bleeding Sun" is at it's most delicate (in other words, when the sun is at it's highest point in the sky and has turned a brilliant shade of red).
Innocent? Pah! How many coyotes has that feathered brute slain in an embarassingly dramatic fashion, eh?!
Beep Beep?
:o
I thought it was Goats job to traumatize around these parts.
Traumatizing someone until they instinctively traumatize others is an advanced technique. I have been around a year or two, and my efforts are finally yielding unwholesome fruit.
I bow to your superior skill.
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*In mock surprise.*
Oh, why so concerned? Surely Vidmaster7 was only saying it, not actually doing it. Besides, I thought you were a big fan of GoatToucher, IHIYC, seeing him cause havoc is usually right up your alley.
*Clears throat.*
By the way, GoatToucher has now paid me a visit and tended to my beasts various needs. Now they are better than ever! Possessing stronger, healthier bodies (still their own natural bodies, obviously) and a scary fierceness that can never be matched, mixed together with personalities that contain both dignified sensibilities and unbridled depravity, the beasts have become more potent adversaries. I'm really looking forward to getting even with my enemies! Thank you for your help GoatToucher, once I have taken over the Beast Quest dimension, I will have a statue of you built out of gold, jewels, blood, sweat, tears and anything else that the miserable serfs possess.
Oh, sure, take your beasts to the quack instead of someone who studied for years to make sure they stay healthy and strong.
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For once, I didn't mean to cause offence (granted, I never offend YOU, Dr G House), it's just that I was under the impression that only GoatToucher could cure magical creatures that he has "spoiled" and that no-one else was qualified enough to deal with that particular situation. Though I am eternally grateful for your help as well.