Last one to post wins

[Private Tiny]

Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away.

[Auriea]

:is a few hundred feet in the air when an invisible force starts to tug at Auriea:
Wait wha........? PRETTY LIGHT!
:seening the "lantern", Auriea flies towards it at top speed, not paying any heed to anything around:
MINE!

[Goddity]

NO MINE! No one takes my loot! Death Ray™ time! *kills Auriea with death ray*

Go towards the other light. Yes that one. Die already!

[Your Deeper Darkness]

YES YES FLY TO YOUR DOOOOOOMMMMMM!

[Auriea]

:is hit by the death ray™, but is traveling as such a rate, Auriea slams into Goddity at such a velocity that it resurrects her:
Pretty.......
:passes out on top of Goddity:

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Uh...anyone else? *jangles lantern*

[Quiche Lisp]

BOOM !

In the wake of the gnomish-sounding multi-musket deflagration IHIYC's horribly mangled body is the grim and glorious testimony of me winning this thread.

[the Queen's Raven]

Nice try, but no. Here, I have a kobold's egg(shh, it's actually a grenade)

[Goddity]

*Lifts Auriea off, then shoots her again.*
NO ONE WINS BUT ME! (And Sir I Have A Grenade, I already pulled the pin)

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Yaddayadda, all know goblins be BOSS at explosives and burning stuff down.

[Goddity]

How are you at actually exploding?

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Poog not good at exploding, but to demonztrate goblinz be good at blowing stuff up, here you have bomb to face.

*BOOM*

[Grandpa Wonderbra]

Silly goblin, you forgot to light the fuse.

* lights fuse and tosses bomb back *

[Message board troll]

OHH OHH I'M GOOD AT SPLODIN!!!!

[Message board troll]

*sniff* Goodbye Mr. Pratchett.

[Auriea]

I am sad to hear this news.......
I SALUTE TO THEE, MISTER PRATCHETT!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

In honour of the great man's passing, I shall win by riding on a giant discus that is on the backs of four elephants that are on the back of a giant turtle 'swimming' through space.

[Goddity]

Too stunned to think of something funny to say. Sorry. I will be back.

[Message board troll]

I've been getting misty eyed off and on at work all day. It's been a hard afternoon to concentrate.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Let's raise a glass to the man and toast.

*raises his own, awaiting others*

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Here, here!

*Raises glass.*

[the Queen's Raven]

O.o I hear some of the worst news here on the Paizo boards.
*raises a mug*

[Triphoppenskip]

To Sir Terry *raises mug*

[Auriea]

*raises mug*
I shouldn't do this at work, but eh.....

[Goddity]

*Raises mug as well*

[Charles Scholz]

*Raises Mug*
He may be gone, but his mind is once more his own. Just think of all the sequals he will write now. I envision a whole wing of Heaven's library devoted to Terry's work.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

I agree.

[Sissyl]

*raises mug*

[Goddity]

Wait. Did anyone check the beer/whine/water/whatever you were drinking for poison? They could be trying to get our shoes!

[Junior Cultist]

YES! YES! DRINK YOUR POISON YOU FOOLS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN THE ABYSS!

[Goddity]

PROTECT THE SHOES! RALLY THE FORCES! RAISE THE MEN FROM THE DEAD! WE ARE AT WAR!

[Message board troll]

*looks down* But I'm not even wearing shoes...

[Goddity]

They have already struck! We must prepare the counter attack! Who's with me?

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Sorry, must declare neutrality. I'm a god of pain, so I really don't care who suffers.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

We must defend the SOCKS as well!

[Auriea]

:wiggles toes:
Oh my...... Where are my shoes?

[Waterhammer]

Joins in raising a mug to Mr. Pratchett.

...Then moves on.

Shoes? Not on my feet.

[Junior Cultist]

First your shoes, second your socks. Then your dignity. Yes all your nice things, including this shiny little win, shall be mine. All hale the new Lord of the Dance!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Ahem!

*Crosses arms and glares at JC.*

You were saying, high priest of mine?

[Little Skylark]

I worship no-one! Victory is mine!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

You wish, quotl wannabe.

[Amasu of the O'Khamphi]

How does anyone honestly think they're gonna win this? You debate that while I sneak off with the win...

[Waterhammer]

Amasu of the O'Khamphi wrote:

How does anyone honestly think they're gonna win this? You debate that while I sneak off with the win...

With style. That's how I'm gonna win this.

[Last One to Post]

Wow, people are still talking about me? About how much I win? Why thank you all.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Huh? What thing be you?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I'm guessing that's the *thing* we never got to actually see from the Doctor Who episode "Listen."

[The Win]

It's not someone who's going to win, I can tell you that.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

BOOYAH!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Ron Stoppable, I presume? Well, no teenage girl or naked mole rat is gonna save you now! Monkey ninjas, attack!

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Whazzat? Poog drank potion, become more BADASS than Reta.

Poog shank ALL your monkeyz.