I thought there were ale and whores....where did the gnomish boy choir come from?
They do silly and enervating things?
Gnomes. Doing stupid stuff to prevent The Bleaching since they first came to Golarion.
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I ALWAYS CARRY A WASHBIN AND CLOROX JUST IN CASE I RUN ACROSS SOME GNOMES!!!
Say MBT, i think i see a mob of angry gnomes headed this way.
These have souls too....
IMMA BLEACH THE CREEPY LITTLE SMURFS!!!
AHHHH THEY USED THEIR CRAZY GNOME MAGIC TO TURN ME INTA A SMURF!!!
Wuhahahah!!! Poog kill little blue things.
*swings dogslicer menacingly*
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Wrong, wrong, WRONG!!! If you want to truly be terrifying, swinging your weapon around isn't enough! Here let me show you!
Straps Poog to a table in the shape of a five point star and places another slab (again in the shape of a five point star) loaded with spikes above him, suspended with mithril chain then slowly lowers the second slab onto him. Letting the spikes pierce his flesh and then squish him painfully.
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I call next!
No no no, you're in the wrong here spikey. You want to be in the Order 66 section for such actions.
Your mom
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Beat it spikey, you're not winning anymore.
Birds of a feather flock together. Knowing this, the Queen's Raven moves to Baltimore, never to be heard from again... And I move in to steal the win.
He means his pants.
Don't cry too soon, GoatToucher's got way more of the actions on his list.
None, when people don't believe in them they have no power.
Post and the win, thank you very much.
Poor Zon-Kuthon: thinking that you have to hurt mortals physically to break them... Pure amateur hour.
Would Tiny have gone to your embrace had I not met him first? I think not.
You sir Scholz, are right from the bottoms of everybody's heart.
Mmm... bottoms...
DID I MISS ANYTHING??? IT TAKES AWHILE TO REGENERATE FROM SM*RF FORM!!!!
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WHA!!! EVEN WHEN I BLANK OUT THE U IN SM*RF IT CHANGES ME!!!! CURSED GNOME MAGIC!!!!
MBT you seem.... Different
I like him better this way. *punts MBT across the room*
Right....
I DON'T LIKE THE NEW PRIVATE TINY!!!!
What's the matter troll.
Are you upset you have no one to kick around any more?
I STILL KICK HIM BUT HE LIKES IT!!! TAKES ALL THE FUN OUTTA BEATIN HIM!!!
unless you beat him with the goat toucher
Don't do it MBT!! It's a TARP.
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They say the dark side has cookies. AoZT's dark side just has shards of glass for you to swallow.
HMMM...IF I JOIN I'LL ENJOY BEATIN PRIVATE TINY AGAIN BUT HE'LL STILL ENJOY BEIN BEATIN!!! GETTIN JOY BY GIVIN OTHERS JOY...NOPE TOO MUCH OF A FOREIGN CONCEPT CAN'T WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT!!!
For every beatin you hand out, you get a troll treat. Just saying...
There are far more satisfying ways to bring pain than a simple beating.