Last one to post wins

[Molten Dragon]

Weirdness aside, see this post and tremble for I have won....

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I tremble only because I have had a cybernetic martini shaker installed in my abdomen!

[Molten Dragon]

Well pour us a darn drink, already.....

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*puts finger down throat, retches a 5-star appletini into Molten Dragon's glass*

[Molten Dragon]

:gulp: delicious. What else can you do with that?

[krevon]

post

[Minion GM]

As old as I've ever been.
As young as I'll ever be.
As close to winning as I'm likely to get.

[the Queen's Raven]

And your still losing.

[Alick]

This is like a horrible evolution of the game. Which you just lost.

[GoatToucher]

As have you.

[Private Tiny]

Now that I've joined the Zon Kuthon cult I have piercings in places I didn't even know I could get piercings. Now who wants spankings?

[GoatToucher]

:raises hand:

[Wylliam Harrison]

Not the way you imagine, GoatGroper, see Tiny's go this latest type.
The type that is a horror even to the hardcore masochist, this is literally the end for you.

Enjoy Tiny!

[Alick]

Tiny has a +5 Vorpal spanking board. Don't ask how he got vorpal on a blunt weapon, you really don't want to know.

[Message board troll]

I'M NOT SURE I LIKE THE NEW PRIVATE TINY!!!

[lord of rabbits]

win again and again and again

[lord of rabbits]

lord of rabbits wrote:

win again and again and again

still wining

[Message board troll]

BUNNY!!!!

[Drowblade]

TROLL!!!

[Alick]

DRAGON!!!

[Message board troll]

WHATEVER THAT IS!!!

[Alick]

Message Board Troll... I AM YOUR FATHER!

[Message board troll]

???? WHA??? *sniff* DADDY YOU CAME HOME!!!!!

[Alick]

Yeah, but only to grab my led zeppelin records.

[GoatToucher]

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying... something something... I'll work on it.

[Message board troll]

GoatToucher wrote:

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying... something something... I'll work on it.

BANANA PUDDIN!!! OOOOH THAT'S GOOD!!! THERE'S A LADY WHO'S SURE ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD, AND SHE'S BUYING BANANA PUDDIN!!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

[Minion GM]

All that is gold does not glitter.

[Private Tiny]

*casually strolls through wearing a black latex bodysuit and gimp mask* Sup.

[Minion GM]

15,129 posts on the wall, 15,129 posts...

[krevon]

POST!!!!!!!!!

[the Queen's Raven]

STOP!!!!!!

[krevon]

I can't help it....it's a genetically passed down trait.
Called WINNING!!!!!!

POST!

[the Queen's Raven]

Durn stubborn dwarves. Only thing they're good for is diggin' holes and emptying beer barrels.

[krevon]

AND WINNIN!!!!
ALE AND WHORES FOR ALL!!!!

[the Queen's Raven]

Now you're singing my song! WOOT WOOT! Bring out the halfling sized brass pole!
YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!

[Minion GM]

For a brief moment, I was winning.

[the Queen's Raven]

yes you were

[Alick]

It is not in the winning or the losing of a game that matters, but the competition and how it shapes you that does.

And to quote Charlie Sheen.... Winning!

[Sissyl]

POTS!

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

!STOP

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

PASTA!

[Molten Dragon]

In for the win!

[Alick]

In for the post count.

[Jurassic Bard]

Quick, someone tell me why you can't get half dwarves in pathfinder!

[the Queen's Raven]

Because they are uglier than full dwarves

[Alick]

Cause DarkSun is owned by wotc?

[Minion GM]

If elves and orcs can create half breed offspring with humans that are also true breeding, why are there no half orc half elves?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Isn't that obvious? They'd wind up with a Human.

[Jurassic Bard]

Thanks!

[Alick]

You're welcome!