YAAR, don't be stealin' me booty.
Nobody's going to touch your booty. I'm just taking this win.
MATT DAMON...
*slams his head into the desk*
Eats delicious chicken tenders in front of V.C.B.
I win.
Mmmmmmmm and the they taste good too.
*looks agitated, hopping up and down*
MAAAAAAAATT DAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!1
Okay, okay! I see you. Did you take your xanax today?
I thought this was your victory song.
I'm listening to Mexinyan Cat and I'm winning.
Quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
Quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
Ooookaayy (backing away slowly). Does someone actually have some Xanax for the nice duck?
How long?
I listened to it for about 4300 seconds before getting sleepy.
Ooookaayy (backing away slowly). Does someone actually have some Xanax for the nice duck?Quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
MATT DAMON!!!
He's not trying to take your pills. Chill out, man.
Matt Damon...
Whoa! What do you mean you just killed a Jennifer Garner and stuffed her in the trunk of a blue 1975 El Camino on the corner of Hollywood and Sunset all in a ploy to get Ben Affleck back? I didn't know you had an El Camino.
*looks around*
Matt Damon...
No, you can't get away with it if you plant your cocaine on the body.
*whispers to the chicken*
... matt damon...
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No! I'm not going to drive the car for you and take the fall. Sorry, buster, it's on you now. I don't care if you were in Team America...yes, yes, it was a good performance, your best ever even. But no, your car, your cocaine and your dead body. You deal with it.
*runs around and waves its arms*
MATT DAAAAAAMOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright, alright, I'll help you. I know a couple of guys who can pin this on Justin Bieber. Yeah, I'm friends with the guy who bought that mop bucket with his urine it on eBay. Sure, sure, it'll be fine. Hey. Hey! Look at me, look at me...Have I ever let you down? Okay, there was that one time in Tijuana, but let's forget about that, huh? We'll just say you were filming...um...the new Strawberry Shortcake movie. We'll just talk Joel Schumacher into letting you play the Purple Pie Man. Yeah, he'll do it, he doesn't have any taste. You're comfortable with full frontal nudity, right?
Of coure, I'm a mermaid after all.
Oh, I win again.
A mer-what? You look like a faerie to me.
Nobidy wins!! EVER! Muhahahahaha!!!
No, both of you won't win either!
Begone all of you. The true winner is here.
It's not you.
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The Matt Damon puppet is more awesome than you. You lose.
MATT DAMON!!!
RRRAAAAAHHHHHRRRRRRR!!!!
bye bye bear hello win.
Hello, bucket of water. Bye-bye, Burning Straw Man.
I win instead.
