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I am what I am and I can not be banned!

IHiYC is banned for being ugly under all that make-up.

I am so fashion conscious, everybody. See what I'm wearing? Does any of it, like, clash? I don't think so! Unlike those skanky b#$$~es on Sex and the City, I don't throw on just anything I feel like. A pink dress isn't like a car. You can't just, like, turn the key and drive off. It's like the space shuttle, or something. Everything has to be, you know, totally perfect before takeoff. Uh, like of My God and like gag me with spoon. Wear a pink tutu and surfing is soooo not real.

Time to hit the waves.

The next poster has just finished an undersea adventure.

Namora Traufaut wrote:

Have you ever DMed an aquatic adventure?

Do you use Merfolk in any homebrew games?

As a race, how do you feel about Merfolk?

Do you mix dinosaurs with merfolk, you know, monster encounters?

Yes.

Not all that extensively.

They're cool, and I like the spin we've put on them a lot.

Haven't yet.

I think I've missed something. What spin and what sourcebook?

Have you ever DMed an aquatic adventure?

Do you use Merfolk in any homebrew games?

As a race, how do you feel about Merfolk?

Do you mix dinosaurs with merfolk, you know, monster encounters?

Anyone go skinny dipping in the winter?

Oh, I win again.

Of coure, I'm a mermaid after all.

Yes ladies and take it from a mermaid, topless is the new fashion.

Don't shoot him! He's trying find an IHOP or a bacon shack in the middle of downtown Tokyo!

I'd put a leg up, but I am a mermaid...

A sexy mermaid swims forth

I like winners.

Swimming onto the closest shoreline is a mermaid of striking beauty. Draped in curls of long blonde hair, she drags herself onto the shore clutching a thick trident in one hand while a satchel, waterproof dangles from a strap wrapped diagonally around her neck and right shoulder. Nude and dripping with water, she fumbles through her satchel and pull out a piece of dry parchment.

Unfolding the parchment aloft, she utters bubbling words in an aqueous tongue and slowly lets the metamorphic magics take hold. Soon, she standing on her own two legs draping herself and full bosom in a simple long robe. Taking her trident, she heads in the direction of which her enchanted compass points. It is a direction towards a bazaar and a Sanctum of a particular sun god.

Now what is a pretty mermaid like yourself doing in a fishbowl?

Displaying her treasure chest.

:::Pokes Urizen with her shiny 3-prong trident:::

"Looks like a good place to unfurl my fins."

She bats her eyelashes at Little Kiba.

Namora Traufaut wrote:

A sexy mermaid floats on by...

Hiya boys.

Wolfishly grinning...

Hello pretty lady, would you like to join me up on this float? A fish has been "going" in the water, and one such as yourself should not be in tainted water. Climb on up and give the filter the time it needs to clean the water.

Okay.

{i]A sexy mermaid floats on by...[/i]

Hiya boys.