Last one to post wins

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I tried. I started writing a novel and a plot point bothered me into alertness. That and I'm debating whether I should pick up some games from gog.com's D&D promo (I really shouldn't, but it's a good deal).

[Tirq]

Unfortunately, whatever disicion you make will always seem worse.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I know, I know. I have 20 games on my laptop that I have yet to finish, so I'll follow my better judgement and pass on the D&D games. Inquisitor, which I bought a few days ago, is much like a D&D game, so that's the deciding factor.

Curse you, Society, for making me feel inadequate and luring me with false promises of happiness when I buy things I don't need! *shakes fist*

[Mark Hoover]

CONSUME

CONFORM

It's like pouring perfume on a pig...

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Okay...have you been hittin' the sauce, Mark?

[Mark Hoover]

Sorry; your comment on society somehow triggered thisin my brain. And FYI yes, I have been hitting the sauce. BBQ that is (though I wish it'd been a philly cheese sandwich but I NEVER get invited out to lunch with you and Tirq...)

[Tirq]

Sorry, man. Lunch just sorta happens and you know how strange it is for this GIGANTIC CHICKEN and a swordsman eating a philly sandwitch served by Witches from Philly.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Yeah, stuff just happens.

[Mark Hoover]

Not as sorry as I was, tearing the ribs out of one of my minions. Y'know how expensive a new hire is these days?

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Outsource, Mark. There are plenty of minions in third-world planes of existence that will work for lint.

[Tirq]

Speaking of which, did you know that lint is currency in one of those third-world planes? Its where the slang "Dirty Laundry" came from. You know, you do the dirty laundry and you make money.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I pay my housekeepers in Abaddon in lint.

[Mark Hoover]

I pay my lint golem with Abaddonian housekeepers. Huh, that's weird.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Quite a coincidence.

[Mark Hoover]

Quite!

[Tirq]

Nice reference there, Mark.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Are you jealous of Commander McBragg, Tirq?

[Tirq]

Twas a complement, good sir.

Can you even call a chicken a sir?

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Not really. I prefer honorific titles like 'master' and 'unholy one'.

[DJ-Bogie]

One good 12 gauge blast could turn the chicken into the holey one. Duck and cover, duck and cover.

[Adequate Duck]

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

[gran rey de los everything]

Well, theres the duck. Now where did I put the cover?

Ah! There it is. *covers duck* Now what?

[Tirq]

Well... At least we have Skyrim.

[Charles Scholz]

You lose for not erasing Skyrim from your computer.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Nyah!

[Tirq]

Charles, you assume I play on the computer.

VC, I didn't know you were a cat.

Or, rather, a pig.

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

Snarf!

*goes for a ride in the dryer*

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

@Tirq: actually it's more of this. Hint:It's at 2:43-2:44, if you can't stand it.

[Tirq]

... Mine's funnier.

[Mark Hoover]

Ummm...yeah.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Mine's duckier.

[Mark Hoover]

Sure

[Tirq]

Sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The midgard serpent will hear you.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

GET YER FREE DUCKS! Here, serpent, sepent!

[Mark Hoover]

I thought you were saying shun

[Tirq]

Thank you, Mark, for showing me Charlie the Unicorn again.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Again, we find ourselves in the depths of the 'wtf' area on YouTube.

[Mark Hoover]

I know its old and everyone's seen it a million times. That last gag STILL gets me though with the quick cut.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

I had not seen Charlie the Unicorn before and I tried to stop watching after the 'shun' part but I couldn't look away. I heap curses upon your head, Mark!

[Mark Hoover]

I take your curses and make purses. Wow, have I really been awake for 23 hours in a row now?

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

You should probably go to sleep then. I have a hard time staying awake after being up 16 hours.

[gran rey de los bacon]

Bah. Sleep is overrated.

No, wait. Sleep is awesome. It's almost as awesome as bacon. In fact, if we could find a way to combine sleep and bacon, then life would be perfect.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

You could always make sleep masks out of bacon, but then you'd have the problem of bacon fat running down your face, unless you're into that sort of thing.

[Mark Hoover]

Sleep on a bed of bacon, like lettuce.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

If you make something entirely out of bacon, isn't it just bacon?

[Midgard Serpent]

El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas wrote:

GET YER FREE DUCKS! Here, serpent, sepent!

Sorry, ducks are temporarrily off my list. I just spent the last couple of days digesting the Soul Cake Duck. Urrp

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Aww, hope you get to feeling better.

[Carcharodon Carcharias Whitey]

You should spend your time worrying less about others and focused on the prize like I am.

[Darklord Morius]

I need to win for once at least. YAY!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Your 15 minutes is now up.