Last one to post wins

[DJ-Bogie]

NO, only people who call themselves ninjas.

[gran rey de los ninja]

Hey, this is the internet. I couldn't call myself a ninja if it weren't true.

[DR Konijn]

You could be crazy

[Schism]

Someone mention crazy.

[DJ-Bogie]

Who you callin' crazy? I'm NOT crazy, my mother had me tested!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

The aliens always say that when they abduct you.

"Yes, i'm your mom, these tentacles are just your active imagination."

"Stop crying, it really can't hurt that much."

"No, you're not crazy this is all real."

[gran rey de los surround sound]

I have never been abducted by aliens. I cannot, however, state that the reverse is untrue.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

What you do on your own time is your own business.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Do me a favor and tell that to the government. They keep raiding my house to see if I have any little green or grey men/women tied up in the spare bedroom.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

The fact that you advertise what you do may be the problem there.

[DJ-Bogie]

If you saw some of his advertisements you would know what the problem is!! Whoa!

[gran rey de los stereo]

I don't advertise. Those ads are from cheap knock-off alien abduction agencies.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Sounds like an effective ad campaign if it's also working put you in a mess.

[gran rey de los stereo]

It's not so bad. The government agents always check the spare bedroom for abducted aliens, but that ain't where I keep them.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon!bacon!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon!bacon!bacon!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon!bacon!bacon!bacon!bacon!

[gran rey de los bacon]

The aliens can't have bacon. It gives them a rash and I am NOT putting ointment there.

[DJ-Bogie]

There is a new alien rash spray that works great.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Yeah, but that costs $20 a dose. I prefer using Febreeze.

[DJ-Bogie]

Try Windex.

[gran rey de los bacon]

Nah. It's easier to just not give them bacon. Besides, that leaves more for me!

[DJ-Bogie]

You are wise beyond your years.

[gran rey de los bacon]

At least when it comes to bacon.

[DJ-Bogie]

Aha, Bacon Feng-Shui

[Bacon gone Wild]

Ah yes, the whole thing is out of alignment. Move the bacon over here onto my plate. Yes, now it's settled.

[Tirq]

Indeed. The alignment should almost definately be Lawful Neutral, and not Lawful Evil.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I'm fairly sure it's Chaotic Neutral.

[gran rey de los bacon]

I thought bacon's alignment was Smoky Delicious.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Bacon is as varied as the people who consume it.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon!!!!!!

[gran rey de los nekkid]

Chewy Yummy Smoky Nekkid BACON!!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

huzzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

I need to go to different tailgating parties...

[Crimson Jester]

Yes.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

I just don't understand the obsession with bacon. I like it on occasion and I prefer it crispy, but I won't have a milkshake made with it. That's just a little out there for my tastes.

[DJ-Bogie]

Just saw in a local bakery they had chocolate covered bacon strips for sale. God I hope the bacon is cooked under that chocolate.

[gran rey de los bacon]

I admit I love bacon. I prefer it a little chewy rather than super crispy, but I'll eat it so long as it isn't raw or too burnt. But I don't understand why people are putting in everything, like ice cream or chocolate. It's bacon. Pairing it with all that other stuff will just hide the baconinity and ruin it.

I think most of the stuff that has bacon in it is just so they can say "Hey look. Bacon in the stuff. That makes it gourmet and we can charge you triple for it."

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

My favorite bacon is at Cracker Barrel (I'm not sure how prolific those are outside of the South). Flavorwise, it's always good. However, crispiness seems to be an ever-changing thing...

[gran rey de los bacon]

Cracker Barrel does have good bacon. I prefer to have mine at home, though. Much cheaper and I have control over the crispiness.

[Mark Hoover]

I prefer only one thing paired with bacon, and that's me.

[Charles Scholz]

DJ-Bogie wrote:

Just saw in a local bakery they had chocolate covered bacon strips for sale. God I hope the bacon is cooked under that chocolate.

Yes the bacon is cooked. There was a booth last year at our fall festival that served chocolate covered bacon. Since I like both chocolate and bacon, it sounded like a good idea. Big mistake. The stuff was nasty tasting. Won't make the same mistake this year.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

The concept just sounds wrong.

[Dale McCoy Jr]

I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tirq]

Don't listen to him he's LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Well, there goes the conversation...I win, etc., etc.

[Charles Scholz]

Someone is always interupting my win.

[Dale McCoy Jr]

Awww, I lost. Oh wait! I won!!!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Yeah you won!!!!

nope

You lost again.