Because the music, movies and video games of 2053 are so horrible.
The next poster thought that Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chin Like was a good movie.
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Under the circumstances, what else was I to do?
The next poster is a form of life, but not as we know it....
Here.
The next poster has worked long and hard to become life, but not as we know it. It didn't take.
Yeah, I tried very hard but in the end I'm stuck as undead.
The next poster is several thousand years old. most of them sucked.
^_^
... *_* ♦♦♦ O_o
Yeah. Thanks, Mime #8. You're a good man, leaving the world controlling to someone a bit more... verbally suited to it. And that's me, of course.
The next poster has reason to be grateful.
It was a great journey through the Mana Wastes. As I finally came up to the temple, I started to be chased by a bunch of monkeys. Eventually, I was able to break away only to come up to a river full of crocodiles. Taking fate in my hands, and using great timing, I crossed the river by jumping on the heads of the gators. Finally, I made my way back to the temple where I had to avoid barrels being thrown by an ape as I tried to climb my way to the top. Finally, I entered the temple, having to dispatch of these little blue Hershey's Kiss looking guys before I finally was able to hold the Twinkie over my head in triumph.
The next poster will know all of the games that I referenced.
I do, but I'm not telling anyone.
The next poster has a great and terrible secret. However, they aren't going to tell it, and are instead going to tell us how badass they are.
I would tell you how badass I am, but I would prefer for the legends to speak for themselves.
The next poster knows all the lyrics to the theme song of "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" in Navi.
Again, I do, but it does lose something in Na'vi. Basically it tells the story of how a young unproven warrior gets in a fight with someone stronger than him, is exiled, and is found dead from stampede wounds a month later. The part about B-ball has been translated to, roughly, "We sat in communion with a hexanana fruit", which is generally thought as odd, since hexananas do not have USB-slots.
The next poster will tell us the legend of John W Johnson's badassness.
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It was a great journey through the Mana Wastes. As I finally came up to the temple, I started to be chased by a bunch of monkeys. Eventually, I was able to break away only to come up to a river full of crocodiles. Taking fate in my hands, and using great timing, I crossed the river by jumping on the heads of the gators. Finally, I made my way back to the temple where I had to avoid barrels being thrown by an ape as I tried to climb my way to the top. Finally, I entered the temple, having to dispatch of these little blue Hershey's Kiss looking guys before I finally was able to hold the Twinkie over my head in triumph.
Now what kind of man can reference Pathfinder, Temple Run, Keystone Kapers, Donkey Kong, and... Hershey invasion!
The next poster is done.
I'm done referencing Pathfinder, Temple Run, Pitfall, Donkey Kong, Dragon Quest and the Legend of Zelda in my posts.
The next poster is really Mime #8 in disguise.
;)
!%#^%@#!$^$&#&!&*#$&#%^$&^
Mime grenade! take cover!
The next poster didn't react in time.
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*makes rude faces behind people's back*
*holds up a sign saying, 'We do this sort of thing all the time, anyway!'*
*holds up a can of Play-Doh*
*holds up an economy-size box of Hostess Ho-Hos (which, being a misanthropic old man, he had stowed away for years before they went out of business)*
"And now...""...the next poster has a tape recorder up his BROTHER'S nose!"
:-D
... :P ☼♂
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Then next poster has a way to say it in haiku form.
And that's why they're in the picture. Also I can reach everywhere with those things.
Next poster is less intimidating than my toes
I look too much like a kid to get a date.
The next poster might just give me a compliment.
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My old flame Al Capone promised me chocolates. Instead he sent someone else a carload of bullets. BULLETS! And he said I was the only one *sob* (by the way, the best way to compliment a ninja? Pretend they're not there....)!
The next poster doesn't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but knows that World War IV will be fought with rocks. More interesting, however, is their prediction of the favored weapons of World War VII....
infinate that's what she said jokes, and everyone is too tired to punch me. it is awesome.
Something.
The next poster has some real insight gathered these last few days to share with us all, interspersed with less than coherent babble.
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its not my fault, I gathered the information when I was asleep. this is what I read from my notes
next poster will spend all of their vacation to Honolulu being chased by demonic coconuts.
Honolulu is a very nice place, and there is no way to get around faster that fleeing from coconuts. Besides I never gain waight during my vacations and get back in really good shape. Shame of the bruises and the concussion though.
Next poster also has lots of bruises and will start a conversation about them.
No, your mom!
The next poster is eager for second helpings.
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Please R2, can I have some more gobbledigook?
The next poster will provide it.
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Shame on you Mimes...but yes, thanks for letting out my dirty secret.
The next poster knows every word in the English Language, and their latin translation.
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&%$#^*@#$ ... !
:)