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Only if you'll let me borrow it.

Next poster has a very unusual pet.


!!!

@}--,-- ♥ ...

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Hey, how did you find out about that.

The next poster is the child of a Chilaxian inquisitor.


I didn't know it was spelled that way.

Next poster got the targeting system I bought on ebay.

Liberty's Edge

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"What happened to my sweater!"

The next poster will attempt to describe macro-economics whilst eating live worms with chopsticks.

Hobbs I need to talk to you about Pathfinder one of these days.


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macro economics - get lots of money

these worms are horrible

the next poster will get me something to take the taste of worm out of my mouth.

Silver Crusade

Take this antacid twice a day, apply to and gurgle with vinegar. Come back in four days if the symptom persists.

The next poster illegitimately killed a Big Bad Evil Guy in a gaming session, and will tell us how.


He was a school shooter in a supers game. He had pulled down the drapes, and the cops were gathered outside. Me, as a student at the school, was using my powers to get to him. The idea was that we should fight there... but I tore away the drapes and he went down through a sniper shot.

The next poster is REALLY convinced!


you cheater!!!

the next poster will tell me if the S.C.O.P.E. or the NF vest is better.


They both have their advantages, but the SCOPE Vest keeps your breath clean while the NF Vest does leave you open for identity theft.

The next poster will think that the Digital Watch is a real neat idea.

Liberty's Edge

Now my kids (yes, I'm married...and stable...and completely non-heartbroken in reality) can tell time!

The next poster now knows why they put that warning label up.


because 10,000 volts hurts!

The next poster has had a hard life.


...... ;_;

...... >:D


Yeah, I know. People like that really piss me off too.

The next poster isn't one.

Liberty's Edge

I am fairly certain I am not a bounty hunting, pie-throwing, 'Toid eating rode clown.

The next poster is one.

Scarab Sages

Bounty hunting is one of the most enjoyable and lucrative jobs around.
Pie-throwing is awesome because you can bake all kinds of pies to throw: anthrax, plastic explosive, aboleth mucus....
Planetoids, such as distant Sedna, are not only delicious, but they give you serious superpowers if you eat the whole thing.
Finally, few distinctions in the world are more prestigious than that of being a Rode Scholar, OR, for that matter, a clown, and I am totally both.

The next poster is convinced they've just seen a ghost.

Liberty's Edge

"Grandma! Is that you?"
"Yes dearie, here's your cinnamon raisin pumpkin bread!"

The next poster has just realized why Uranus is a funny name.


The Roman replacements for the Greek Gods' names is just hilarious when you think about it.

The next poster thought about it.

Liberty's Edge

Well Saturn is king of the Titans so... oh wow, it's moon is Titan!

The next poster uses their message board name in real life, with mixed results.


boom.

next poster will hate me for it.

Liberty's Edge

Grrrr....

The next poster feels good about tomorrow.


SNOWZ!!!

the next poster will be unhappy because he/she does not live in New England and wants snow.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber

Damn - I have to suffer through another 75 degree day in Houston in February.

The next poster will break a shovel.

Scarab Sages

It's like breaking bread, except for when you're dining with the Delvers from the 3.0 Monster Manual.

The next poster doesn't remember who they are - yet somehow, does remember all the rest of us.


Hi...my name is...my name is...hey hobbs

The next Poster wishes they could sit on the Throne of Games.


There comes a time when you must choose. Win the throne... Or die?

The next poster will tell us of things we do for love.

Liberty's Edge

Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6iYWJxHqs (don't cry...)

The next poster is going to get rid of their socks.


Not on purpose, and only half of them so I have no pairs left. Doing laundry.

Next poster knows where my socks went.


the dryer stole them

the next poster is going to intimidate the dryer with a sledgehammer.

Liberty's Edge

"Give me my socks or the washer gets it!"

The next poster is the head of this appliance conspiracy.


As the Head of the Maytag Illuminati, I decree that all left socks are banned, and you shall only get through life with the right ones.

Liberty's Edge

...and that's how I was elected president of Mexico.

The next poster will tell us the identity of Mimes #1/7


tis none but your mother.

Liberty's Edge

make a next poster


the next poster will be your mother.

Dark Archive

Now you know where he got his natural charisma from.

The next poster wasted their three wishes.


%#$&!!!
%&%#!!!
and
@$#*!!!

next poste deleted their system 32 folder.

Liberty's Edge

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

You'd better get out of the next poster's way or they'll smash your dessert treat all over you.


SMASH!!!
oh wait, I just smashed my dessert treat on my self! WHAT WAS I THINKING!!!!!!!!!

Liberty's Edge

yes, I AM getting Planetside 2. Thank's for knowing.

The next poster will join me.


Join you? I have been waiting for you on Planetside 2 for a week. Are you coming or not?

The next poster is proud of his joint venture with Gargamel.

Scarab Sages

Gargamel[TM] is The Honey-Flavored Mouthwash You And Your Family Can Trust!
We at the Closet-Haunts Cooperative Incorporated[TM] are proud of our continuing partnership with Gargamel Industries[TM] and our newest joint product, I'm Gargling In Your Closet[TM], The Twisted, Lurking, Interdimensional Medicine Cabinet You And Your Family Can Trust!

The next poster has evolved Beyond the petty concerns of Bed and Bath.


I... used to do beds. I got my chitin headpiece entirely stuck in it so I had to cut up the mattress to be able to rise. Bed, uncommon. Bath, well, chitin needs some stuff to be healthy. Uncommon stuff. Blood of virgins and all that rot.

The next poster pities the fool.

Liberty's Edge

I'm so, so sorry Hobbs.

The next poster heard an unusual conversation in the subway.


"Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is a dude now. Or a dude is Lindsay Lohan. TMZ wasn't clear." (I tie it all together.)

The next poster unfriended their mother on Facebook.


"Friends" just doesn't seem to cover it. (besides there are some interesting pictures coming up...)

Next poster truely likes the subway.


Subway has a Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sandwich. How can you say no to that?

The next poster wants to go grab some dinner with me.

Scarab Sages

Clearly, I need to introduce you to Indian cuisine. Let me explain it thusly: "Would you like some food to put on your sauce?"

The next poster has a special sushi roll named after them, and will describe the ingredients.


Come on now: A large roll with omelet, gari and fried bacon. A Sissyl roll can improve any sushi dinner.

The next poster has a problem to solve and will find the solution in an 80s cartoon.

Scarab Sages

I know someone who can solve most any problem...

...and if HE becomes a problem?

...and if THEY become a problem, I'll just have to demolish cartoon history and remold it to my will, now won't I?

The next poster is already nostalgic for the 2040s.

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