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How did you know my secret passion for Goblins?

The next poster's favourite food is something really disgusting.


Not as bad as some, but worse than most.

The next poster once ate what they found under the theater seats.


Nothing wrong with eating mice, and he was very juicy.

Next poster sat next to me during that movie.

The Exchange

Actually I was there first. Skylark was theatre jumping picking all the juicy bits from the floors. I, uh, was afraid to complain. It was an awkward moment.

The next three posters were all part of a double date. Creepy huh?


@$^#!%^$#%^&*@%^ %@# R @#^ !*(@#

@$&Y@ Y#*(&*)(@<__++IUIYI*&KP @))#_@

The Exchange

I dreaded that response and yet, I knew this very dread would be a self-fulfilled prophecy.

The next poster is also stymied but just might have a solution. I really hope so.

Silver Crusade

*Don't Want Date Want Tasty Peanut-Butter-Persimmon Sandwich Koko Afraid of Talking Red Devil Eye on Wall*

*Give New Face Now Want Nice Friend Odd Black and White Superhero*

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

Oh, you mean Spy vs. Spy....but they aren't what I would call friends, or super heroes...but whatever.

The next poster would have been a spy except they were kept out of the training program.

Silver Crusade

*Koko Want To Be Like Smart Ghost But Big Green Men Afraid Koko Is Red Left Person Who Shares Everything*

*Give New Face Now Get Gold Kitten Get Red Mad Toilet*


Uhhhh... yeah, been a while since I flipped out THAT much on the toilet. Porcelain everywhere... but hey, I got a gold kitten out of it.

The next poster can have the kitten though. It's hungry.

Scarab Sages

*happily takes gold kitten* I will name you Sputnik, feed you emeralds, and upgrade you with a little shoulder-mounted antiparticle cannon!

The next poster lives on the 13th floor of an apartment complex that everyone knows doesn't have a 13th floor....


It's all an elaborate scam not to pay my rent actually...

Don't come near my bags of gold: they're miiiiiine !!!

The next poster thinks Jack Bauer is a pussy.


Jack Bauer? I thought the pussy was named Sputnik.

The next poster needs to do some dangerous laundry.

Scarab Sages

You try putting a suit of full plate armor in a drying machine sometime. I dare you.

The next poster died in 1986, but they don't let that stop them!

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

I remember it well.. Madonna's "Live to Tell," single went #1 and i got to see her in concert...she looked me and our eyes met and I JUST DIED! Right then and there!

(Not really)

The next poster is in love with a different mega pop star.


Former, more rock than pop, but awesome anyways. Robert Plant. (lead singer of Led Zeppelin)

Next poster thinks the Star Wars prequels were better than the first movies.

The Exchange

Star Trek's Prequels were most certainly better, especially with Chris Pine and Zachery Quinto. Be still my beating heart...

The next poster is bankrolling the prequel to Buckaroo Banzai. Which dimension will he choose with his oscillation overthruster?

Scarab Sages

The 24th dimension, in which J. J. Abrams and his hack writers have been marooned on that one planet with the evil tar-monster that killed Tasha Yar.

The next poster farts confetti!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Yeah, that's why I am wanted to be in every single birthday party.

The next poster had touched my confetti without knowing where it came from >:D

Liberty's Edge

1 person marked this as a favorite.

"But...but...but-but...MOM!!!!!!!!!"

The next poster is a conspiracy theorist.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

Thats what THEY want you to think.

The next poster operates a black helicopter for some unusual purpose.

Liberty's Edge

I fight dragons with it.

The next poster doesn't always drink beer, but when they do...


I take the fifth.

The next poster likes to paint the town red.


I am unable to stand up. (That's what happens when you don't drink alcohol at all D:)

The next poster has to help me after all that beer.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

First as a move action go 12 steps, then as a standard action take a coin.

The next poster wrote an unusual and unpopular book about beer.

The Exchange

"Beer is only useful as Slug Bait" A diatribe of tastelessness and evils of fermented grains.

I became dead to so many people...

The next poster offered refuge and financial support for a price.

Liberty's Edge

"I gotta see your vintage Italian midlife crisis mobile!"

The next poster is selling their junk.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

Fifty Dollar's and we can party all night, you'll like my 'junk' big time.

The next poster is a repeat offender.


*steps on MythrilDragon's toes again* Sorry.

The next poster will tell us what happened to Dale Cooper at the end.


"What happened to Dale Cooper at the end... you cannot know without entering the Black Lodge yourself."

[in a soft voice]

"How much do you want to know, Sissyl ?"

The next poster likes baby seals.

Liberty's Edge

Club Seal Sandwiches, not Seals.

The next poster feels that zombies are an underserviced minority.


Even though they have very few wishes and never get tired no one seems to respect them. Why don't we get them real jobs and pay them in brains? Their are lots of people out there who aren't using theirs.

Next poster wouldn't mind giving his brain to a zombie.


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Yeah, only sedatives and painkillers cost money. Sorry old chap, you volunteered.

Next poster will oblige with the brain-eating. Seven courses, no less!

Liberty's Edge

I cast heroes feast, and THIS is what I get!?!

The next poster only casts useless spells.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

"Plaid Shirt" POOF *Wil Wheton is now wearing a plaid shirt*

The next poster got lost in a paper bag once.


To be fair it was a massive oragami of a maze.

The next poster is willing to take my hungry cat that has been annoying me for the last 5 minutes... and feed her.

Scarab Sages

Entirely willing, but completely unable, unless you can E-mail me your cat or something.

The next poster had nasty thoughts about Mr. Rogers.

The Exchange

Dr Freud would have much to speculate regarding Mr.Roger's fascination with hand puppets, trolleys and tunnels, the opening scene of singing while playing with shoes. And who receives so many special speedy and deliveries from a very personable mailman? Things that make you go Hhmmmmmmmm.

The next poster insists that getting a cat in the bag is easier than packing a can full of worms.


At least it is easy to catch a cat sleeping... but if not... catnip!!

The next poster sneezes very tiny cat-like plushies :3

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

Never mind them, they are just little dormant minions awaiting my signal to rise up and conquer the world. I fart dust bunnies too.

The next poster is afraid of dust bunnies, but not weeping angles.

Liberty's Edge

"Because what you can't see can't hurt you... right?"

The next poster just complicated things.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

Cuchulainn wrote:

The point of this game is to state something about the person who will post after you. That person will comment on the remark and then post something about the next poster.

Example:

Poster 1:

"The next poster has a strong dislike of kittens."

Poster 2:

"Yeah, they tend to get stuck in my teeth.

The next poster thinks everyone should wear a fanny-pack."

Poster 3:

(and so on)

EDIT TO THE OFFICIAL GAME RULES

The point of this game is to state something about the person who will post after you. That person will comment on the remark and then post something about the next poster. Then the poster will assign between 1-100 points about the previous posters comment. Higher points should be awarded for creativity, LOL's, and consistency with the topic it was following. Posters will be responsible for keeping track of their own points. At the end of the game the poster with the most points will have the satisfaction of having the most points, since they actually don't mean anything.

Example:

Poster 1:

"The next poster has a strong dislike of kittens."

Poster 2:

"Yeah, they tend to get stuck in my teeth.

The next poster thinks everyone should wear a fanny-pack."

Poster 1 gets 5 points

Poster 3:

....and roller skates

The next poster wants to own an anti gravity roller dome.

Poster 2 gets 30 points

Poster 4:

It gives a whole new meaning to Dancing on the Celiling.

The next poster.....(and so on)

Poster 3 gets 12 points

So here we go...

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New rules complicate everything.

The next poster is a shrewd negotiator, as long as she/he gets POINTS

lucky7 gets 17 points


I could accept these new rules, but I would only consider it if I got a trillion points. The economy being what it is.

The next poster feels very strongly about the new rules!

Liberty's Edge

I just got 17 points!

The next poster isn't playing by the rules.

Scarab Sages

My pawn reaches the other side of the board and evolves into a Porygon! YAHTZEE!!!

The next poster wants to be just like Sonic the Hedgehog, so they run all over the place wearing nothing but gloves and sneakers.

Liberty's Edge

It gets you far in life.

The next poster is going to kill some zombies.


Bird has got to eat.

Next poster misses the points.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

It's all about the POINTS

The next poster will play by the rules too.

Little Skylark gets 42 points

Liberty's Edge

You get no points. I'm still bitter about only getting 17.

The next poster is playing a 4th edition character in a 3rd Edition game.

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