Because the music, movies and video games of 2053 are so horrible.
The next poster thought that Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chin Like was a good movie.
Yes. Yes it was.
The next poster doesn't mean to toot their own horn, but...
Under the circumstances, what else was I to do?
The next poster is a form of life, but not as we know it....
Here.
The next poster has worked long and hard to become life, but not as we know it. It didn't take.
Yeah, I tried very hard but in the end I'm stuck as undead.
The next poster is several thousand years old. most of them sucked.
Man... being the LAST Azlanti sucks.
The next poster will explain my comment to everyone else.
*BeepbeepboopbippityboopwhistlewhistlewhistleKZZ-T!*
*BeepbeepwhistlewhistleTIKTIKTIKTIKdoodoodeedooVMMMM.*
Exactly! So why'd they lock me here?
The next poster can control the world but chooses not to.
Yeah. Thanks, Mime #8. You're a good man, leaving the world controlling to someone a bit more... verbally suited to it. And that's me, of course.
The next poster has reason to be grateful.
We're not eating Sno-Balls for dinner...
The next poster found the last Twinkie deep in a lost temple, and shall tell us of their adventures.
It was a great journey through the Mana Wastes. As I finally came up to the temple, I started to be chased by a bunch of monkeys. Eventually, I was able to break away only to come up to a river full of crocodiles. Taking fate in my hands, and using great timing, I crossed the river by jumping on the heads of the gators. Finally, I made my way back to the temple where I had to avoid barrels being thrown by an ape as I tried to climb my way to the top. Finally, I entered the temple, having to dispatch of these little blue Hershey's Kiss looking guys before I finally was able to hold the Twinkie over my head in triumph.
The next poster will know all of the games that I referenced.
I do, but I'm not telling anyone.
The next poster has a great and terrible secret. However, they aren't going to tell it, and are instead going to tell us how badass they are.
I would tell you how badass I am, but I would prefer for the legends to speak for themselves.
The next poster knows all the lyrics to the theme song of "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" in Navi.
Again, I do, but it does lose something in Na'vi. Basically it tells the story of how a young unproven warrior gets in a fight with someone stronger than him, is exiled, and is found dead from stampede wounds a month later. The part about B-ball has been translated to, roughly, "We sat in communion with a hexanana fruit", which is generally thought as odd, since hexananas do not have USB-slots.
The next poster will tell us the legend of John W Johnson's badassness.
It was a great journey through the Mana Wastes. As I finally came up to the temple, I started to be chased by a bunch of monkeys. Eventually, I was able to break away only to come up to a river full of crocodiles. Taking fate in my hands, and using great timing, I crossed the river by jumping on the heads of the gators. Finally, I made my way back to the temple where I had to avoid barrels being thrown by an ape as I tried to climb my way to the top. Finally, I entered the temple, having to dispatch of these little blue Hershey's Kiss looking guys before I finally was able to hold the Twinkie over my head in triumph.
Now what kind of man can reference Pathfinder, Temple Run, Keystone Kapers, Donkey Kong, and... Hershey invasion!
The next poster is done.
I'm done referencing Pathfinder, Temple Run, Pitfall, Donkey Kong, Dragon Quest and the Legend of Zelda in my posts.
The next poster is really Mime #8 in disguise.
;)
!%#^%@#!$^$&#&!&*#$&#%^$&^
Mime grenade! take cover!
The next poster didn't react in time.
*makes rude faces behind people's back*
*holds up a sign saying, 'We do this sort of thing all the time, anyway!'*
*holds up a can of Play-Doh*
*holds up an economy-size box of Hostess Ho-Hos (which, being a misanthropic old man, he had stowed away for years before they went out of business)*
"And now...""...the next poster has a tape recorder up his BROTHER'S nose!"
Most of the time it's boring, but it can get quite erotic.
The next poster is going to rig the 2016 election.
So if we follow your plan, when the Sun becomes a red giant, it'll somehow liquidate Mars and SPARE Earth? Sounds fair to me!
The next poster has at least a fairly accurate inkling of what actually happens at the very center of a black hole, and will somehow show us.
....... -
Then next poster has a way to say it in haiku form.
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The next poster has more intimidation in their toe than most have in their entire body.
And that's why they're in the picture. Also I can reach everywhere with those things.
Next poster is less intimidating than my toes
It's not hard.
The next poster named a monster in their campaign after their grandmother.
NOT TRUE. I set them against a barbarian horde, not a Barbara horde!
The next poster broke the laws of physics by accident once.
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"Holy crap, what the @#$! is that apple doing?!?"
The next poster is bitter about Valentine's Day.
I look too much like a kid to get a date.
The next poster might just give me a compliment.
My old flame Al Capone promised me chocolates. Instead he sent someone else a carload of bullets. BULLETS! And he said I was the only one *sob* (by the way, the best way to compliment a ninja? Pretend they're not there....)!
The next poster doesn't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but knows that World War IV will be fought with rocks. More interesting, however, is their prediction of the favored weapons of World War VII....
WWIII is a mystery, after I started that, but WWIV will be fought like that because humanity will go back to the stone age. WWVII will be fought with giant @#$%
The next poster will go look it up.
*looks up* "Yep, that's one giant @#$%, alright."
"All three of them, really."
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"The next poster...""...is an Aztec high priest who thinks the war's still going on."
"Hernan Cortez shall pay."
The next poster once had a golden goose, then realized it was gross.
A gross of golden geese!?? You realize how many golden eggs that'll be? I'M RICH! YIPPEEE!!!
The next poster is sleeptyping, with surreal results.
Well, you see, I'm hjrefljkdebhnhkfjnhjkln
The next posterhyrlfeshnfwe has ben goin to night school for the past 300 years.
infinate that's what she said jokes, and everyone is too tired to punch me. it is awesome.
Something.
The next poster has some real insight gathered these last few days to share with us all, interspersed with less than coherent babble.
ghskmbnpsokdjgnm,nkjbkhakjgnla, snvapushdhghljhsbdjfhbvaysgbhlj.
its not my fault, I gathered the information when I was asleep. this is what I read from my notes
next poster will spend all of their vacation to Honolulu being chased by demonic coconuts.
Honolulu is a very nice place, and there is no way to get around faster that fleeing from coconuts. Besides I never gain waight during my vacations and get back in really good shape. Shame of the bruises and the concussion though.
Next poster also has lots of bruises and will start a conversation about them.
(Points to crotch) "This one I named Sara, after the woman who gave me this..."
The next poster pities poor Sara.
Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber
She must have had a helluva hangover after that night.
The next poster is our last, best hope.
*tweedletweedletweedletweedleBINGBINGBING!*
*beepboopBEEPBOOPbeepboopbeepboopbeepboopKZZZTbeepboopityboopityboopityboop ityboopityboopityBOOPtk'tk'tk'tk'tk'tk'tk'tk'tk'tk'tk'tk'tkdingdingdingding dingDING!*
No, your mom!
The next poster is eager for second helpings.
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Please R2, can I have some more gobbledigook?
The next poster will provide it.
(vomits) here.
The next poster is feeling charitable.
Shame on you Mimes...but yes, thanks for letting out my dirty secret.
The next poster knows every word in the English Language, and their latin translation.
.............!
&%$#^*@#$ ... !
:)
Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber
Keep that racket down.
The next poster has just worked out the answer to the mime's equation: 9 minus infinity = ?
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