Heh heh heh! You said "hard".
Heh heh heh! You said "hard".
What's wrong with sayin' the word "Hard"?
Hard.
Hard.
Hard.
Hard like a bard in lard playin' cards for shards. I just don't get it.
I'll have to have an intern show me.
Bummer dude! You know what you need? Taxpayer funded Viagra!
<Lifts up "Free the Viagra" sign.>
<Chucks a molotov cocktail.>
<Lifts up "Free the Viagra" sign.>
<Slips an envelope onto the President's desk.>
*begins a "Down with Viagra" rally, just to start arguments*
*also leaves an envelope on the President's desk*
I think somethings wrong. I better consult a physician, or some such.
I can be persuaded to vote either way on the issue.
Well, this doesn't seem very lawful. I'll vote for it, but just for the record, I'm actually against this. *Shakes head disapprovingly*
I vote nay until someone convinces me otherwise.
I can be persuaded to vote either way on the issue.
Perhaps a holiday in Bermuda might help? I know just the place.
I can be persuaded to vote either way on the issue.Perhaps a holiday in Bermuda might help? I know just the place.
That seems like a legitimate business expense. How did you want me to vote again?
Can I hang with you guys?
You can hang with me.
Nobody ever hangs with me.
New Years Resolution? You can't make me facilitate no more cotton-pickin' razzafrazz or mumbojumbo!!! I demand a recount, I demand satisfaction! Now where are the interns?!
In the poodle clubhouse.
As one of the Jacks asked for Kobold hunting season to open, I believe Poodle hunting season should be declared open as well.
As one of the Jacks asked for Kobold hunting season to open, I believe Poodle hunting season should be declared open as well.
Guns for all, and all for guns!
As one of the Jacks asked for Kobold hunting season to open, I believe Poodle hunting season should be declared open as well.
Snickers
Forgive him father, for he knows not the can of worms he wishes to open.
::plays recorded tape::
As one of the Jacks asked for Kobold hunting season to open, I believe Poodle hunting season should be declared open as well.Snickers
Forgive him father, for he knows not the can of worms he wishes to open.
And in further news today, the leader of the Poodle Party quoted from the New Idiomatic Version of the Bible in a move guaranteed to offend everyone!
And in further news today, the leader of the Poodle Party quoted from the New Idiomatic Version of the Bible in a move guaranteed to offend everyone!
I'm just playing my character!
And in further news today, the leader of the Poodle Party quoted from the New Idiomatic Version of the Bible in a move guaranteed to offend everyone!I'm just playing my character!
Haters gonna hate.
{wakes up upside-down, shakes pencils out} I like to make a motion that I not be used as a pencil holder whils't I'm a'nappin!
{spots Poodle Party Leader, has horrifying flashback} Or used for anything else whils't a'nappin!
As one of the Jacks asked for Kobold hunting season to open, I believe Poodle hunting season should be declared open as well.Guns for all, and all for guns!
With sufficient persuasion, I could vote either way.
Mmm, yes, Talking Head Show Anchorperson, as this next clip will indicate, the Poodle Party continues to contribute to the general air of partisan bickering by refusing to take responsibility for the behavior of prominent members of its caucus.
I'm just playing my character!
I won't bore your listeners with more examples of this sort of behavior, but frankly, I expected better of the party's leadership, and I think their constituents do too.
::frowns seriously::
Drinks out of the toilet.
Haters gonna hate.And in further news today, the leader of the Poodle Party quoted from the New Idiomatic Version of the Bible in a move guaranteed to offend everyone!I'm just playing my character!
FIFY
Drinks out of the toilet.
I drank out of a toilet once. I swear it was for survival reasons! Yes, I understand the toilet was in that McDonald's truck stop...
Next up on the docket: vote on whether carrots make good back scratchers. We open the floor to motions.
Next up on the docket: vote on whether carrots make good back scratchers. We open the floor to motions.
*makes an obscene motion*
FIFYHaters gonna hate.And in further news today, the leader of the Poodle Party quoted from the New Idiomatic Version of the Bible in a move guaranteed to offend everyone!I'm just playing my character!
{sneezes} Huh, whut? Some pro-canine lobbyist group just spilled this box of co-, er, powdered sugar all over the floorandI'mtryingtocleanitupasquickasIcan!
Makes an obscene motion with a carrot.
{sneezes} Huh, whut? Some pro-canine lobbyist group just spilled this box of co-, er, powdered sugar all over the floorandI'mtryingtocleanitupasquickasIcan!FIFYHaters gonna hate.And in further news today, the leader of the Poodle Party quoted from the New Idiomatic Version of the Bible in a move guaranteed to offend everyone!I'm just playing my character!
I tried snorting snow once and I got a brain freeze... I think. I can't remember.
Makes an obscene motion with a carrot.
Deep tissue itch, huh? That's not the most efficient way to eat a carrot, but you'll at least absorb the moisture without triggering your gag reflex!
*surfs through the thread on a 200-lb fish*
*surfs through the thread on a 200-lb fish*
Look! Up in the sky!...
No, it's a MUFFIN!
Surely it knows the muffin man.
I move that any further motions proposed by the opposition must first have the adjective 'job-killing' attached to identify it as an opposition proposal regardless of whether the proposal in fact impacts jobs in any way.
I motion that we duct tape the poodle. I also motion that we make drinking days like Cinco de Mayo and St. Patrick's Day as official Federal holidays.
I motion that we duct tape the poodle. I also motion that we make drinking days like Cinco de Mayo and St. Patrick's Day as official Federal holidays.
Conceded on the second motion. There seems to be some animosity between the Jacks and the Poodles...
Let the wild accusations begin! Intern, fetch me some popcorn and my mudslingin' pants! I gotta get this pair off, stat!
There seems to be some animosity between the Jacks and the Poodles...
The poodles stand ready to reach a paw across the isle.
There seems to be some animosity between the Jacks and the Poodles...The poodles stand ready to reach a paw across the isle.
*grumble* *grumble* How about this? You don't hump our legs and we agree not to punt you.
Allow me a counter-offer, we agree not to hump any part of your metal bodies and you agree to not undertake any form of violence against us?
Allow me a counter-offer, we agree not to hump any part of your metal bodies and you agree to not undertake any form of violence against us?
Agreed!
Now that it's settled, we're gonna tack a rider bill on there that makes the Bulmahnauts give up their boats in exchange for magic beans...
There! Legislation is ready to be voted on. All in favor?
Now that it's settled, we're gonna tack a rider bill on there that makes the Bulmahnauts give up their boats in exchange for magic beans...
There! Legislation is ready to be voted on. All in favor?
Aye!
What happened to 'no rider bills' this term? Or is that just another promise the job-killing opposition is going to break?