Seconded....The Thieves guild still requires its cutback though. We shall take care of all building materials involved.
Why dunya come see me in my office afterwards. I have a slush fund with yer name on it if you can get the info I'm lookin' for out of the Watergate Hotel.
The Representative from Poodle House seconds the motion.
EDIT: Oops. Obviously, the Representative is too slow.
Therefore, the Representative from Poodle House moves for the addition of a new carpet for the assembly house.
Oy second 'at. Much softer to pass out on carpet, loik.
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Oy second 'at. Much softer to pass out on carpet, loik.The Representative from Poodle House seconds the motion.
EDIT: Oops. Obviously, the Representative is too slow.
Therefore, the Representative from Poodle House moves for the addition of a new carpet for the assembly house.
Why are you still alive? The amount of drugs you`ve inbibed over the years would have killed 10 people.
Why are you still alive? The amount of drugs you`ve inbibed over the years would have killed 10 people.Oy second 'at. Much softer to pass out on carpet, loik.The Representative from Poodle House seconds the motion.
EDIT: Oops. Obviously, the Representative is too slow.
Therefore, the Representative from Poodle House moves for the addition of a new carpet for the assembly house.
The Senate is not allowed to divulge any knowledge that might interfere with HomeThread Security. Suffice it to say, we've got top men working on this.
TOP.
MEN.
Oy second 'at. Much softer to pass out on carpet, loik.The Representative from Poodle House seconds the motion.
EDIT: Oops. Obviously, the Representative is too slow.
Therefore, the Representative from Poodle House moves for the addition of a new carpet for the assembly house.
The motion from the esteemed canine poofy carries. All those in favor say "Aye".
Aye!
Nay!
Aye!
Nay!
*scuffle*
The motion from the esteemed canine poofy carries. All those in favor say "Aye".Oy second 'at. Much softer to pass out on carpet, loik.The Representative from Poodle House seconds the motion.
EDIT: Oops. Obviously, the Representative is too slow.
Therefore, the Representative from Poodle House moves for the addition of a new carpet for the assembly house.
Mr. President, I demand to know why we are voting on this motion when the others were passed or denied by executive fiat, one without even a second! Perhaps the ethics investigation would be better focused on our presiding officer than on that Ruffled Feathers rabble.
Gasp! rumblemumblerumblemumble
Politics is a nasty business.
The public knows what to think of it:
We do not trust you one bit.
Mr. President, I demand to know why we are voting on this motion when the others were passed or denied by executive fiat, one without even a second! Perhaps the ethics investigation would be better focused on our presiding officer than on that Ruffled Feathers rabble.The motion from the esteemed canine poofy carries. All those in favor say "Aye".Oy second 'at. Much softer to pass out on carpet, loik.The Representative from Poodle House seconds the motion.
EDIT: Oops. Obviously, the Representative is too slow.
Therefore, the Representative from Poodle House moves for the addition of a new carpet for the assembly house.
You missy, should come into my office. We're recessed until I'm done... uh... recessing.
Mr. President, I demand to know why we are voting on this motion when the others were passed or denied by executive fiat, one without even a second! Perhaps the ethics investigation would be better focused on our presiding officer than on that Ruffled Feathers rabble.
Mr. President, I demand to know why we are voting on this motion when the others were passed or denied by executive fiat, one without even a second! Perhaps the ethics investigation would be better focused on our presiding officer than on that Ruffled Feathers rabble.
If you must know, it's because the smell of Vomit Guy's emanations are filling the chamber with a vaporous curtain of stench.
I would like to introduce a motion to enshrine pancakes covered in my rich, vaguely maple flavored syrup as the national food of OffTopica
No! Me want cookie motion!
If you must know, it's because the smell of Vomit Guy's emanations are filling the chamber with a vaporous curtain of stench.
You're..........welcome.
Get a room you two, it's on the house... cause the Senate ain't payin' for it.
...Bailiff, do we got them big smashy rocks in the Bosphorus set up yet?...
Er, well, your Temporeship, I checked and it seems there was a mixup. The executive order was passed to the Corpse of Mythical Engineering, which wrote specs and passed them to the Office of Mismanagement and Bungling, which wrote the bids and, of course, took the highest bid from Howliburton, the werewolf consulting firm, which then implemented big squashy rocks in the Bosphorus.
So far, we winged a dinghy.
...Bailiff, do we got them big smashy rocks in the Bosphorus set up yet?...Er, well, your Temporeship, I checked and it seems there was a mixup. The executive order was passed to the Corpse of Mythical Engineering, which wrote specs and passed them to the Office of Mismanagement and Bungling, which wrote the bids and, of course, took the highest bid from Howliburton, the werewolf consulting firm, which then implemented big squashy rocks in the Bosphorus.
So far, we winged a dinghy.
No canoe capsizin'?
No raft rippin'?No outrigger reconfigure?
Dang. What a waste of taxpayer money. Keep paying for it until somebody comes up with something less convenient and more asanine. Nobody 'ill notice.
Mmmm...battered gish.
Mmmm...battered gish.
It is Ma-gish now
runs through the thread without strings
*in pursuit*
Hey! Some dude named Toulon is looking for you. Something about messing with his friends....
I will have order in this here senate!
As in, somebody get on the phone and order me a large meat lover's stuffed crust before them ten dollar deals go over at the end of the month. If anybody else wants one, it's on the esteemed lobbyist from Haliburton over yonder.
*waves*
Free Pizza I am in!! Calling now. Where you want it? St. Louie?
Free Pizza I am in!! Calling now. Where you want it? St. Louie?
Why don't you have it delivered to my personal intern grotto beneath the foyer. Last one there has to give Vomit Guy a sponge bath.
Oh goodie. Maybe in this senate people will listen to me.
Probably not.
Oh well.
Free Pizza I am in!! Calling now. Where you want it? St. Louie?Why don't you have it delivered to my personal intern grotto beneath the foyer. Last one there has to give Vomit Guy a sponge bath.
Mmmmmm....sponge bath.
I live in The United States of Sookie Stackhouse.
Don't feel too bad Joe. People do nothing but listen to me, and sometimes Barry yells at me for it.
Everyday I wonder why they do.
*rolls in pork barrel*
Mmmm...chocolate covered bacon.
Free Pizza I am in!! Calling now. Where you want it? St. Louie?Why don't you have it delivered to my personal intern grotto beneath the foyer. Last one there has to give Vomit Guy a sponge bath.Mmmmmm....sponge bath.
I wish yall wouldn't walk through it. Y'all are burning spots into the wax of the floor with yall's foot steps.
I move to declare July 15 an official forum holiday to honor the Monster of Madness, the General of Ghost Posts, the wacky guy with all the eyes, our own PostMonster General.
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The puppet delegation would like to call for a vote.
Er...um.... august body, it seems the President of the Senate Pro Tempore is..er..inexplicably absent. I'm sure he's in a very important meeting with very attractive.. I mean, important... um... lobbyists.
Um.... what do I do now?
Oh yeah.
Followed by cookies, brains, and milk in the cafeteria, then naptime.
If it's not too much trouble, the Representative of the Kobold House would like to protest the motion to ban kobolds from the Senate. See, one of its chief supporters, Aberzombie, has a well-known grudge for our kind, so he's, um, kind of biased. Maybe we could just say that kobolds have to come in unarmed and naked, with some sort of leash? We don't want to step on anybody's toes here.
In addition, the Kobold Representative moves that other members of the Senate cease using the Kobolds' bodies as croquet mallets during recess. Or at least use rubber croquet balls.
Er...um.... august body, it seems the President of the Senate Pro Tempore is..er..inexplicably absent. I'm sure he's in a very important meeting with very attractive.. I mean, important... um... lobbyists.
Um.... what do I do now?
Oh yeah.
Followed by cookies, brains, and milk in the cafeteria, then naptime.
Quiet you, I was just beneath my podium with one of the intern... I mean by myself.
The motion above is carried we set the vote for this moment! All in favor, say "Teter".
Um, okay. Teter! No, wait, I take that back, let me think! Um...Tet--wait, wait. Okay, I'll wait until the other houses have voted. I don't want to get into a partisan debate.
I don't want to get into a partisan debate.
B#+*!*+s! Yes you do!
I don't want to get into a partisan debate.b~*@&~~s! Yes you do!
What? Um, okay, if you say, so. This is the post-partisan age, after all, we have to make some concessions.
I noticed you guys ignored my motion. That's fine, that's fine. Not gonna make a stink about it.