Snarky Poodle wrote:
No, I'm full. Can you top off my glass though? A little extra foam'd be nice, this time.
I'm going to teach you what you need to survive in the dangerous wild of the Paizo messageboard.
Rule number one: Don't feed the Trolls.
Teeming Peasantry wrote:
I know a great way to build effigies taught to me by pacific islanders. They stomped and beat that thing all night before setting it on fire, using a technique I'd never seen before. And they did it all in my honor! What amazing folks they are, even after I stole a bunch of their crops to survive.
Bugbear Grillz wrote:
*wishes it was clamped on leg and not elsewhere*
*whispers to camera guy*
Now if I can just catch one of these poodles, I should have enough protein to sustain me through hibernation this winter. You should never try to catch a poodle though unless you're very hungry, they're rife with disease. Make sure when you cook them you scorch off all the hair and gut them properly or else you could end up with dysentery, scabies, or worse.
*creeps forward slowly*
Disgruntled FAWTL Correspondent wrote:
It's packed full of protein! For some reason, I can't seem to get enough of these though.
You should never store your bullets near an open flame, whenever you build a campfire (using methods such as magnesium bricks that normal people aren't carrying) make sure to keep your ammunition as far away from the fire as possible.
Plus, real men eat everything raw. I learned that in Special Forces, because I'm special.
Blimey! Some cockney'd cajun abberation has provided me with a vapouros drink of questionable calibre! This is only three x's! In the hills of Wales we drink only four x's or better! You should put more spruce in the next batch, give you more vih-tamin see. It'll freshin' yer drink guvnah.
Oy, whats happenen to me wordage? I done am addled uhgin.