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20 posts. Alias of Jess Door.


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Scintillae wrote:
Shaved badgers don't cause massive car pileups and death from exposure.

Wait, how do you know that?

Reasons are for the weak.

Avoid the drama?!? Where's the fun in that?!?

I Hate Nickelback wrote:


Silly Nickleback. Trix are for kids!

I find that summerizing is best accomplished by natural, breathable fabrics like cotton and linen. Sunscreen is essential, especially for the fair skinned, and a shade hat and sunglasses are also useful.

When summerizing, make sure you have plenty of liquids, and a way to restore electrolytes if you are going to perspire a lot.

To summarize, keep cool!

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Zilvar2k11 wrote:
'If I WASN'T doing it wrong, how the heck was I supposed to survive that fight?'

Roll a cleric or wizard or druid.


It's a conspiracy. It's always a conspiracy!

Ahh. Election years.

taig wrote:
Inïjo Montóya wrote:
I do not think that word means what you think it means




::buffs fingers on shirt::

Well, I hate to brag, but you know, the media defines intelligence. I define mine, for instance, to be near infinite. Just ask me.

And in further news today, everyone actually hates Congress more than they hate me...

Aberzombie wrote:

We eat all we can,

And we sell the rest.
It's homemade...
Homemade down home!
Blue Bell, the best icecream in the country.
Blue Bell, the best icecream in the country.

I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!

Can't we all just get along?

Jason Beardsley wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

Who here likes Killing? Is Killing good for the community or bad for the community?

Depends. Who is Killing?

No! Hu is the President of China!

Ask me another!

And in further news today we find out that lotsa people may need killing, but most are too squeamish to carry through with it.

And in further news today, an interesting experiment in internet psychology continues...

I for one welcome our new corporate overlords.

As long as my salary remains the same.

Mmm, yes, Talking Head Show Anchorperson, as this next clip will indicate, the Poodle Party continues to contribute to the general air of partisan bickering by refusing to take responsibility for the behavior of prominent members of its caucus.

CourtFool wrote:
I'm just playing my character!

I won't bore your listeners with more examples of this sort of behavior, but frankly, I expected better of the party's leadership, and I think their constituents do too.

::frowns seriously::

::plays recorded tape::

CourtFool wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
As one of the Jacks asked for Kobold hunting season to open, I believe Poodle hunting season should be declared open as well.


Forgive him father, for he knows not the can of worms he wishes to open.

And in further news today, the leader of the Poodle Party quoted from the New Idiomatic Version of the Bible in a move guaranteed to offend everyone!