What happened to 'no rider bills' this term? Or is that just another promise the job-killing opposition is going to break?
Wait, I thought we liked "rider bills".
*"rides" CourtFool like the dirty little dog he is*
What happened to 'no rider bills' this term? Or is that just another promise the job-killing opposition is going to break?Wait, I thought we liked "rider bills".
*"rides" CourtFool like the dirty little dog he is*
*Joins in the humping*
*face palm* I say we have a motion to have the Poodles neutered.
*face palm* I say we have a motion to have the Poodles neutered.
YIPE!
*face palm* I say we have a motion to have the Poodles neutered.
That's a threat of violence! Per the conditions of our accord, I move that JRHM be strapped to a table and humped by eleven horny poodles for a period not to exceed 3 and a half hours.
*face palm* I say we have a motion to have the Poodles neutered.That's a threat of violence! Per the conditions of our accord, I move that JRHM be strapped to a table and humped by eleven horny poodles for a period not to exceed 3 and a half hours.
No violence was intended. It's for your own good and the rest of us, our sanity.
*face palm* I say we have a motion to have the Poodles neutered.
You did not even make it a job-killing 24 hours.
*face palm* I say we have a motion to have the Poodles neutered.You did not even make it a job-killing 24 hours.
Don't be a drama queen. It's just a little trip to the vet and then snip-snip.
Freedom vs Security again, my right hand says "tie them all"No violence was intended. It's for your own good and the rest of us, our sanity.*face palm* I say we have a motion to have the Poodles neutered.That's a threat of violence! Per the conditions of our accord, I move that JRHM be strapped to a table and humped by eleven horny poodles for a period not to exceed 3 and a half hours.
Tying the Poodles won't work. They would like it, especially Courtfool.
Don't be a drama queen.
It is one of my defining characteristics. You stop being a job-killing Jack.
Don't be a drama queen.It is one of my defining characteristics. You stop being a job-killing Jack.
Hey, ain't I giving someone a job if they're making you into a eunuch?
Hey, ain't I giving someone a job if they're making you into a eunuch?Don't be a drama queen.It is one of my defining characteristics. You stop being a job-killing Jack.
We could recycle you into beer cans, and that'd make jobs too.
Hey, ain't I giving someone a job if they're making you into a eunuch?Don't be a drama queen.It is one of my defining characteristics. You stop being a job-killing Jack.We could recycle you into beer cans, and that'd make jobs too.
Sorry, I'm not made of aluminum. *punt*
*whispers in her aide's ear*
*shortly afterwards several kegs of beer are wheeled onto the Senate floor*
"For some reason this seems like a good time to offer up the Jacks' weekly bribe, er, special gift. Did I miss anything important while I was gone?"
I thank you all for electing me to Sqeecher of the House.
Now let's vote on my pay increases.
"Ah, I see. Business as usual."
"Are we supposed to be for or against this pay increase for the leprechaun?"
"Ah, I see. Business as usual."
"Are we supposed to be for or against this pay increase for the leprechaun?"
As long as the Leprechaun gives us a piece of the action, I'm all for it.
As long as the Leprechaun gives us a piece of the action, I'm all for it."Ah, I see. Business as usual."
"Are we supposed to be for or against this pay increase for the leprechaun?"
"Okay. Then I guess the representatives for the Jacks vote for it, providing that a suitable recompense can be agreed upon."
Sorry, I'm not made of aluminum. *punt*We could recycle you into beer cans, and that'd make jobs too....You stop being a job-killing Jack.Hey, ain't I giving someone a job if they're making you into a eunuch?
RRRRRRRRRRRRR...
I move that there should be more cowbell. I've got a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell.
I had a fever once......
I had a fever once......
I've had all kinds of viruses and infections. You learn to get used to it.
*shudder*
"She/it frightens me."
"I am right in guessing that it's female aren't I?"
*shudder*
"She/it frightens me."
"I am right in guessing that it's female aren't I?"
It's okay, I get that a lot.
Especially when I'm not wearing a top.
"While my duties as production manager of Jills Gone Wild industries often place me in the position of telling intoxicated young ladies to take off their clothes....in your case, please, put them back on. For all our sakes."
Ogay, what's my pay raise?
I move that this "presedent of tempura" get the hell outta my chair. This ain't no damn democracy, now bring in the strippers!
And for all our sakes, somebody shoot that Snooki beeyotch!
I move that this "presedent of tempura" get the hell outta my chair. This ain't no damn democracy, now bring in the strippers!
*strips*
This was my major back at Calhoun Tech.
I move that this "presedent of tempura" get the hell outta my chair. This ain't no damn democracy, now bring in the strippers!*strips*
This was my major back at Calhoun Tech.
Sorry, I would have come sooner, but I was too busy stabbing hookers in London.
....not gonna ask....not gonna ask.....really not gonna ask.....
Sorry, I would have come sooner, but I was too busy stabbing hookers in London.
{knocks spasticly on door} Jack Tripper, what are you doing with those two young ladies in there? You're not up to hijinks are you?! {attempts to peek through keyhole, but fails}
As a representative of the Booze Coalition, I propose - BEER!
As a representative of the Booze Coalition, I propose - BEER!
Passed without vote! Anyone who votes against this is a commie-pinko de-gen-er-ate and Un-American.
...and a job killer.
...and a job killer.
Is that anything like a cereal killer?
...and a job killer.Is that anything like a cereal killer?
Less bran.
Less bran....and a job killer.Is that anything like a cereal killer?
I vote for more bran!!!
*walks in with a sore rear end* I motion for hunting season to open up for Humpday Monsters.
I motion for the Humpday Monster to be cloned so that every thread can have one! YAP!
I motion for the Humpday Monster to be cloned so that every thread can have one! YAP!
*faints at the podium*
I motion for the Humpday Monster to be cloned so that every thread can have one! YAP!*faints at the podium*
humps the podium
I call for an end of the Jack's Clubhouse being a Sanctuary City™. Those bronze, job-killing abominations are directly responsible for the Cholera outbreak in Haiti. They are tearing the very fabric of this forum by pushing their Jack agenda of limitless spending and redistribution of the beer. How long shall we tolerate these Paizo haters?
I call for an end of the Jack's Clubhouse being a Sanctuary City™. Those bronze, job-killing abominations are directly responsible for the Cholera outbreak in Haiti. They are tearing the very fabric of this forum by pushing their Jack agenda of limitless spending and redistribution of the beer. How long shall we tolerate these Paizo haters?
The representative from the poodle thread will remember that he expounds the virtues of HERO quite often...
Those references are taken completely out of context.
Those references are taken completely out of context.
What'll you give me to retract that statement?
I motion for the Humpday Monster to be cloned so that every thread can have one! YAP!*faints at the podium*
*pulls out the emergency beer bong and administers first aid to her suffering colleague*
Those references are taken completely out of context.What'll you give me to retract that statement?
A seat at my next Hero campaign?
*pulls out the emergency beer bong and administers first aid to her suffering colleague*I motion for the Humpday Monster to be cloned so that every thread can have one! YAP!*faints at the podium*
*revives* Thanks doll!