Salmagundi Slaad's page

The breath of a sylph, the tears of a marid, the carbon scoring of a salamander, and the dried puss of a xorn...

By your powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!

Crash!

Rembrandt!

Amobarbital!

BWONG!!!!!

I have to pee, but if I hold it in for long enough I'll gain the power of Bear Grylls!

Phyllis Diller.

Meow.

Where my turkeys at?

Brillo Pads!

*cranks arm, coughs up cheetos*

Hey, I'm finally paying out!

Ewww, I think I stepped in popcorn.

Nugget Pluckers, unite!!!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hee-hee. Fun with fawtlies. Wish I'd put my cod in the oven while I did all this posting, instead of just prewarming the oven. :S

HONGRY!

I'm so freakin' hungry and scared to death to eat, for fear of more hours of digestive misery.

::Gentle, non-middle hug::

I say we all make ourselves feel better, and distract Treppa, by finding someone to blame for this. Who hath brought this misery in our midst?
Does someone have an oracular blame table handy?

~everyone turns and looks at me~ Uh oh! It wasn't me!!! ~RUNS~

Don't tell me what to do.

~refuses to look at Sharoth~

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{gives Axis, Heaven, and the Nine Hells the Agincourt Gesture with both hands and both feet}

You draw your bow with that!?

Hmmm? Oh, no, I draw my bows with a red pencil. {scribbles} Look! Iz a Butterfrog!

Red is my favorite flavor except for blue and battery.

THAT'S IT!!!!

Potato, you magnificent bastard! Your singing broke the laws of reality! We actually didn't exist for over a day!

Sing, SING, SING!!!! {gives Axis, Heaven, and the Nine Hells the Agincourt Gesture with both hands and both feet}

You draw your bow with that!?

Emeril is an Old One! I knew it! He's like the blind idiot god of creation, with a cacophonous "BAM!"... Azathoth!

*sneezes and invokes Yog-Sothoth*

OoOoOoOo, spooky BBQ. Is this made from the corpse of Ann Landers? I have a few questions about that...

CourtFool wrote:

Universally Hated Pundit wrote:

And in further news today, the leader of the Poodle Party quoted from the New Idiomatic Version of the Bible in a move guaranteed to offend everyone!

I'm just playing my character!

Haters gonna hate.

FIFY

Demodands? What?! Really!!!???

HOIT!

Squiolfliggm'sss

Llwelyn Elements Cashew Churches Glaceau Ounce Place inkjet.

Orange you glad I didn't say Sea Salt?

Don't tell me what to do.

*Launches himself across the thread with a toot of his own horn*

*looks up from between licks of his own feat*

What was that about?

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

Wait, what if he's like Obi-whosawhatitz from that space movie with the cinnamon bun hair and that blond kid. Won't HE get more powerful?

Question 2: Is Yoda a dretch?

Hmm...maybe, but either way he will still be dead.

*pulls out a halibut*

I have his weakness right here. Now to make him smell it.

As to your second question................................................................... ..................................what was the question again?

Whoa, that halibut has halitosis of the butt. Bleck. You should put it on a salad, but not eat it. Who the heck eats fish on a salad?

So, what is articial crab meat made of? I hope it's not white fish.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

JMD031 wrote:

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Popcorn, Twenty-1, Axel Grease!

*puts on fake mustache*

Thatsa Spicy Slaad!

Who is this guy pretending to be me???!!!!

Well, he has Mirror Universe facial hair, so he must be your long-lost LAWFUL twin!!!!

So what you are saying is, if I destroy him I will become stronger?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Wait, what if he's like Obi-whosawhatitz from that space movie with the cinnamon bun hair and that blond kid. Won't HE get more powerful?

Question 2: Is Yoda a dretch?

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I meant to ask you, Salmagundi: When you eat raisins, do you name each one first? Do named raisins taste better than unnamed raisins?

I'm supposed to learn their names before I eat them too? I thought it was bad enough making them cry first.

Are terror-filled raisins tastier? Do they scream "Gojira!" as you Nom on them?

One called me "Mom", and I did drop a couple of eggs into a California raisin a few weeks before...

I meant to ask you, Salmagundi: When you eat raisins, do you name each one first? Do named raisins taste better than unnamed raisins?

I'm supposed to learn their names before I eat them too? I thought it was bad enough making them cry first.

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Well, he has Mirror Universe facial hair, so he must be your long-lost LAWFUL twin!!!!

You said the L-Word! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Thrashes tentacles chaotically

Wait?! Since when is the L-Word (maybe NSFW) a bad thing?

It's not a bad thing. It's a Baaaaaaaaaaaad thing.

Hey little fella, comfy in there?

Alan wrenches.

Do I win a prize now?

BOING!

Don't tell me what to do.

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

Lumps are fun.

Where? In the throat, on the groin, on the spine, or in the gravy sauce.

Just roll with it! Mwahardyharyariamapirateandaninjahehehe!

Fixed it for you.

Hmmm, I'm feeling oddly less chaotic than usual.

FIFY2!

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

Lumps are fun.

Where? In the throat, on the groin, on the spine, or in the gravy sauce.

Just roll with it! Mwahardyharyariamapirateandaninjahehehe!

Lumps are fun.

Technologic.

That is all.

We're chaotic, not evil!

I saw it coming a mile away.

parachutes into thread with a box

I bring you all puppies.

Enjoy.

Mmmm, hushpuppies.

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.

I want to sample your brain.

*smacks back of head, leaks reddish fluid from nose onto cracker*

Here, give it a try.

Mmmmmm! But this isn't french dressing. It's peanut better.

Lemme try again.

*smacks head again, drips fluid onto cracker*

How is that, and why am I holding two of them now?

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.

I want to sample your brain.

*smacks back of head, leaks reddish fluid from nose onto cracker*

Here, give it a try.

Ow.

Ooooo.

A little lower next time please.

Did someone ask for a slaad? I came running as fast as I could!

I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.

*Tickles Tuna Fish Slaad*

You can't have tuna that isn't tickled pink, you know it's bad otherwise.

Crosswalks. That is all.

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

You forgot our mating habits.

*eggs Ziesstra*

Yes. I suppose I did forget your mating habits.

Akin to the conjoining of a woodchipper and a hippopotamus if I recall, aren't they? *polite grin*

Yeah? So?

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

What have you got against eating hobbits? Oh you said "habits"... So... wanna eat a hobbit?

Goodness dah-ling if I had a silver for every time I've been asked *that* question....well, nevermind...

What's a dah-ling? Can I make it into tacos?