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NobodysHome wrote:

Streaks through thread, kicks over 400 piles of bean curds, streaks off...

My bean curd!

{hides under sofa from the curd kicker}

Mr. Mister Twisted Sister

DJ-Bogie is banned for ARE TOO!

Sauron's Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former-Roommate's Peeper.

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
See the løveli lakes
The wonderful telephøne system
And mani interesting gamma-irradiated animals
Including the majestic møøse
A Møøse once bit Hulk's sister...

It's a bird!

{shows up wearing "Che Studpuffin" t-shirt} Excuse me, is this where they are having the Turkey Revolution? {twirls} See, I've got no strings-, er, twine.