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Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I motion for the Humpday Monster to be cloned so that every thread can have one! YAP!
*faints at the podium*
*pulls out the emergency beer bong and administers first aid to her suffering colleague*
*revives* Thanks doll!

Anytime. I really don't know how you get yourself into these scrapes.


Job-killing!

Just wanted to get that in there. You know...if you say it often enough, it becomes true.


CourtFool wrote:

Job-killing!

Just wanted to get that in there. You know...if you say it often enough, it becomes true.

I'll kill it for $50, stuff it for $70, and eat it for FREE!


Job-eating...hmmmm...that has a good ring to it.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I motion for the Humpday Monster to be cloned so that every thread can have one! YAP!
*faints at the podium*
*pulls out the emergency beer bong and administers first aid to her suffering colleague*
*revives* Thanks doll!
Anytime. I really don't know how you get yourself into these scrapes.

It comes natural to me it seems.


CourtFool wrote:

Job-killing!

Just wanted to get that in there. You know...if you say it often enough, it becomes true.

Hmph! We employ many young females of dubious moral character who would otherwise be left wandering the streets causing who only knows what kind of trouble.


Most likely migrants illegally crossing the Taldorian border.

Sanctuary!


Lord Governor Garrick Parry has his eye on you.


I'd like to make a motion.

*wiggles his proboscis*


These Poodles are job-killers.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
These Poodles are job-killers.

That is just Jack-speak for limitless spending.


To clarify, "In God We Trust" specifically refers to Azathoth: blind idiot god of creation... who is also the creator who endowed us with certain inalienable rights so that we think he's completely alien.


President pro tempore wrote:
To clarify, "In God We Trust" specifically refers to Azathoth: blind idiot god of creation... who is also the creator who endowed us with certain inalienable rights so that we think he's completely alien.

Heh heh heh. Those were the days.


CourtFool wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
These Poodles are job-killers.
That is just Jack-speak for limitless spending.

Maybe....


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
These Poodles are job-killers.
That is just Jack-speak for limitless spending.
Maybe....

*sigh*

definitely....


…and while we are at it, I know we are in the middle of a budget crisis right now, but can we set that aside and spend $2 million dollars on a program of voter registration? I mean, voter fraud was so rampant in the last election we won.

Oh! And we need to build this giant wall...


I am sure we can get the money by closing a couple schools. Maybe in an economically depressed area no one cares about.


Sounds good!

All in favor say, "Aye!"


President pro tempore wrote:

Sounds good!

All in favor say, "Aye!"

*rips out President pro temp's eye*

*looks at it*

I don't know; it's not saying anything.


Aye!

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