Um, like

[Rogue Rogue Derpy Der]

politics and religion and stuff

hurr hurr

[Balrog]

Huzzah!

[Yknaps the Lesserprechaun]

I refute your non-logicalness.

[Clarence Boddicker]

B+%&+es leave.

[SENATOR Boxer]

CALL ME SENATOR!!!

[Navy Corpseman]

Not for long hopefully ...

[Christopher Walken]

I officially throw in my candidacy of the Cowbell Party.

[Barbados Slim]

We have much politics, religion, and stuff in warm, sunny Jamaica.

[cyberfrog-0u812]

Yeah Ha!

[Hef Ing More-Ahn]

Derpy Der, em gonna kick yur ass!

[Joe Biden]

This is a big f%&%ing deal.

[The Ghost of Joseph McCarthy]

You're all COMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!

[Metal Health]

loves a b@#$h, drives you crazy.

[Rep. Greasy McPorker]

Boy, I say boy, give me your vote!

[A Flaming Angry Fan Mob]

HEY HEY! HO HO! POLITICS IN THE OTD HAS GOTTA GO!

HEY HEY! HO HO! POLITICS IN THE OTD HAS GOTTA GO!

HEY HEY! HO HO! POLITICS IN THE OTD HAS GOTTA GO!

[Pitchfork Salesman]

Pitchforks...get your PITCHFORKS!

Flaming Angry Mobs can't protest without PITCHFORKS!

Fine quality, great price!

[Callous Jack]

*steals pitchfork*

[Poodle Jack]

Callous Jack wrote:

*steals pitchfork*

Thief!

Steal something intangible instead, that's OK ...

Hands robot an MP3 player

[Metal Health]

Poodle Jack wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

*steals pitchfork*

Thief!

Steal something intangible instead, that's OK ...

Hands robot an MP3 player

I have a Wireless NIJack.

[Callous Jack]

Poodle Jack wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

*steals pitchfork*

Thief!

Steal something intangible instead, that's OK ...

Hands robot an MP3 player

Well in that case...

[Teeming Peasantry]

Rampages through thread killing huts, burning women and raping cattle

[Pitchfork Salesman]

Callous Jack wrote:

*steals pitchfork*

::Looks up account number, charges pitchfork plus "convenience" fee::

Get your pitchforks! Can't pitch 'em without a fork!
PITCHFORKS for SALE!!!

[Teeming Peasantry]

Pitchfork Salesman wrote:

Get your pitchforks! Can't pitch 'em without a fork!

PITCHFORKS for SALE!!!

We'll take two dozen, please. Extra pointy if you have them.

[Messageboard Troll]

*sigh*

So many threads, so little time.

[Metal Health]

Messageboard Troll wrote:

*sigh*

So many threads, so little time.

I've got all the time in the world.

[Gentleman Nurn]

Metal Health wrote:

Messageboard Troll wrote:

*sigh*

So many threads, so little time.

I've got all the time in the world.

We should pool our efforts, yeeessss.

[Metal Health]

I am Alpha, I am Omega.

[St John the Baptist]

Metal Health wrote:

I am Alpha, I am Omega.

Jesus punctuates better'n you.

[Pitchfork Salesman]

Teeming Peasantry wrote:

Pitchfork Salesman wrote:

Get your pitchforks! Can't pitch 'em without a fork!

PITCHFORKS for SALE!!!

We'll take two dozen, please. Extra pointy if you have them.

::Starts selling Vorpal Pitchforks, Pitchforks of Speed, Flaming Pitchforks, Keen Pitchforks, Pitchforks of Greater Piercing...::

[Celestial Healer]

Pitchfork Salesman wrote:

Teeming Peasantry wrote:

Pitchfork Salesman wrote:

Get your pitchforks! Can't pitch 'em without a fork!

PITCHFORKS for SALE!!!

We'll take two dozen, please. Extra pointy if you have them.

::Starts selling Vorpal Pitchforks, Pitchforks of Speed, Flaming Pitchforks, Keen Pitchforks, Pitchforks of Greater Piercing...::

I thought only slashing weapons could be vorpal.

You fail.

[Pitchfork Salesman]

You ne'er tried my vorpal pitchfork. I first marketed it as a vorpal pitchswork, but it didn sell too hot. Also, the iron wood handle does bludgeoning damage!

[Rogue Rogue Derpy Der]

A paladin of Asmodeus and a cleric in heavy armor walk into a bar...

[Metal Health]

St John the Baptist wrote:

Metal Health wrote:

I am Alpha, I am Omega.

Jesus punctuates better'n you.

I also have an unlimited supply of fish oil.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:

A paladin of Asmodeus and a cleric in heavy armor walk into a bar...

Mouthy Upstart wrote:

That joke is RELIGIONIST!

Flaggity-flag-flag!

Relocated, due to posting failure.

[Crimson Jester]

is it safe yet?

[Metal Health]

Crimson Jester wrote:

is it safe yet?

Maybe?

[Crimson Jester]

Metal Health wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

is it safe yet?

Maybe?

maybe is not good enough.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

who won?

[Crimson Jester]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

who won?

I did.

[I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD!]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

who won?

I did.

Nuh uh!

[Aberzombie]

I could have sworn it was Teter who won.

[Bickering Partisans]

We do love these sorts of threads, wot.

[Peace LVR]

Whoa dude, all you need is love. And, maybe some shrooms....

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Peace LVR wrote:

Whoa dude, all you need is love. And, maybe some shrooms....

I've got mushrooms in my crisper. They're good in salads.

[Crimson Jester]

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