Clarence Boddicker's page

Detroit will be mine.

B!tches leave.

I'm not a nice guy.

Ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.........

b!tches leave

"B!+ches leave."

"I'm really not a nice guy."

I believe I'm really not a nice guy.

Likely not. I'm really not a nice guy.

I see this as an opportunity. PROFIT.

I don't have a hidden agenda.

I'm simply not a nice guy.

And I thought I wasn't a nice guy.

No. B*tches leave.

Perhaps we should have a love-in?

Woops, wrong thread.

I'm not a really nice guy.

I am a vast collector of said denomination.

Now, will you all do me a solid? B1tches leave. I'm not a nice guy.

B!tches leave.

biatches leave.

I demand whoores. Biatches leave.

I'm not a nice guy.

I like killing. I excel at it.

B###hes leave.

*cocks shotgun*

B!tches leave.

Let me tell you a little something about murder. It's fun, it's exciting, and it's real easy.

I agree.

{grabs shotgun and a hostage}

Bïtches leave!

Dicks, leave!

All this bîtch talk is making me antsy.

b*$%$es leave.

Clarence Boddicker wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

lynora wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

How big was that Tiamat mini anyway? I never did collect anything other than the big icons of the non-metal minis

It's actually an Aspect of Tiamat. And it's size Huge. So not really that big. But it sure does look good on my shelf. :P

(Sorry, I have to taunt Urizen about that. It's required.)

Hehehe when my friend comes over with the camera I'm going to take pictures of my Tiamat mini just to tease Urizen. And lots of pictures of my Orcus.

You too, mister. You're on the list once I stop holding my tongue.

FAIL!

Dirty Birdies leave.

lynora wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

How big was that Tiamat mini anyway? I never did collect anything other than the big icons of the non-metal minis

It's actually an Aspect of Tiamat. And it's size Huge. So not really that big. But it sure does look good on my shelf. :P

(Sorry, I have to taunt Urizen about that. It's required.)

Hehehe when my friend comes over with the camera I'm going to take pictures of my Tiamat mini just to tease Urizen. And lots of pictures of my Orcus.

You too, mister. You're on the list once I stop holding my tongue.

Patrick Curtin wrote:

How big was that Tiamat mini anyway? I never did collect anything other than the big icons of the non-metal minis

It's actually an Aspect of Tiamat. And it's size Huge. So not really that big. But it sure does look good on my shelf. :P

(Sorry, I have to taunt Urizen about that. It's required.)

Don't make me say it....

B@++#es leave.

You'll never get away from us now that we have a poodle that can track you. Get him boy!

B!tches leave.

Hey, weren't you on That 70s Show?

<aims the launcher at meatrace's hand>

Well, give the man a hand!

Clarence Boddicker wrote:

stuff

[robot vioce]

You are under arrest!
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:)

Come on now, man, you're making me nervous. Come on, you can't do this! Don't mess around! Hey! Hey! Hey, man, now don't get cute!

Magically stabbing people is overrated. Me, on the other hand, would prefer to magically blow up people with my rocket launcher. Now just stand still ... riiiggghtttt theeerrreee ...

Can you tell I'm not a nice guy?

Clarence Boddicker wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

taig wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

WooT!!! TotP doe to a bad joke.

A female deer?

Bambi is a babe.

B*tches leave...'cept Bambi. Wanna see my Cobra?

I'm sure she's seen plenty of trouser snakes.

Betcha she'd like to see the butt end of my cobra. <cocks rifle>

taig wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

WooT!!! TotP doe to a bad joke.

A female deer?

Bambi is a babe.

B*tches leave...'cept Bambi. Wanna see my Cobra?

Urizen wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

I use her with my evil, sadistic woman. Clover is bats--t crazy.

Which is why he's playing her ... DUH! :P

I'm wondering if he's tried to enslave anyone yet?

B*tches leave.

B*tches leave. Make way for the drow.

Was that a crack about my visage, oh ye of crinkled brow?

Now wait a minute... you're taking this kind of personally, aren't you?

Trolls leave.

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[pulls out automatic rifle and fires the whole clip]

Whoops. Must've had a low constitution. Can you tell I'm not a very nice guy?

Trolls...leave with the b*tches.

My GM Fiat trumps your silly book of rules. I can show you the door where I stopped the other b*tches from ever entering.

Nah. I want to make them twist in their panties thinking they might have a chance before I show them the door.

My GM Fiat trumps your silly book of rules. I know you don't think I'm a nice guy. I can show you the door where I sent the other b*tches.

Grammar nazis can leave with the other b*tches.

Clarence Boddicker wrote:

I resolve such matters swiftly.

B*tches leave.

Are Eric and his friends still smoking pot in your basement?

Not anymore. Got me a Cobra Assault Cannon, state of the art, bang bang!

B*tches leave.

I resolve such matters swiftly.

B*tches leave.