Peck Peck Peck

[Studpuffin]

A

[Studpuffin]

U

[Studpuffin]

R

[Studpuffin]

!

[Vinny da Vulture]

Mmmmm........roadkill?

[Studpuffin]

*Holds wing to head, stares intently, and a slighly putrid brachiosaurus carcass appears in the center of the thread*

I

HAVE

POWERS!!!!!

[Vinny da Vulture]

I can haz roadkill?

[Gary Teter]

Who let all these birds in here??

[Justin Franklin]

Gary Teter wrote:

Who let all these birds in here??

Sorry that was me I left the window open!

[Studpuffin]

*Perches on the PMG*

[Vinny da Vulture]

circles the PMG

[Gary Teter]

Hey! I may stink, but I'm not dead yet!

[Vinny da Vulture]

Pwock?

[Dire Rhea]

Vrock!

[Vinny da Vulture]

Roadkill?

[Miserable Old Bitty]

*tosses some birdseed to the roadkill*

Move your lazy butt!

[Studpuffin]

*shakes his tail feathers*

[Dire Rhea]

<Shakes...something loose>

Rawk?

[Miss Kitty]

{grows dizzy trying to keep track of all the birds} So many snacks, so little time.

[Studpuffin]

Miss Kitty wrote:

{grows dizzy trying to keep track of all the birds} So many snacks, so little time.

Well, if it ain't my favorite feline!

*bombs Miss Kitty with cat nip*

[Crazy Bird Lady]

*pets the kitty*

Nice birdie! Soft birdie!

[Studpuffin]

*looks good in Crazy Bird Lady's glasses, but can't see anything!*

[Miss Kitty]

Studpuffin wrote:

Well, if it ain't my favorite feline!

*bombs Miss Kitty with cat nip*

Oooo, now I can make mojitos. If I had any rum. Drat.

[Miss Kitty]

Crazy Bird Lady wrote:

*pets the kitty*

Nice birdie! Soft birdie!

{purrs} Just don't make me wear the Ring of Shame.

[Studpuffin]

Miss Kitty wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Well, if it ain't my favorite feline!

*bombs Miss Kitty with cat nip*

Oooo, now I can make mojitos. If I had any rum. Drat.

How does one go about mugging a pirate to acquire said rum?

[Nagpa Nick]

Studpuffin wrote:

How does one go about mugging a pirate to acquire said rum?

*SKRAAWK*

I could sell you a Potion of Singe Ninja Power to help you with that...

[Studpuffin]

Nagpa Nick wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

How does one go about mugging a pirate to acquire said rum?

*SKRAAWK*

I could sell you a Potion of Singe Ninja Power to help you with that...

Sounds like snake oil to me...

CAW!

[Crimson Jester]

Whats with all these feathers!!!!!!!!!!

[Nagpa Nick]

Studpuffin wrote:

Nagpa Nick wrote:

I could sell you a Potion of Singe Ninja Power to help you with that...

Sounds like snake oil to me...

CAW!

I don't think the Imperial Dragon who *cough* donated a scale for the potion would appreciate being called a snake, but that might just be me.

(Of course, he didn't appreciate donating the scale either, but...)

Edit: *SKRAAWK*

[Vinny da Vulture]

circles the thread

[Pinna]

I'm old school.

[Studpuffin]

*Eyes bug out, tongue hits floor, leg thumbs, ears shoot steam*

Pinna! Welcome to the thread.

*drools*

[Pinna]

Well hello there, short, dark, and handsome.

Fluffs Studpuffin.

[Studpuffin]

Pinna wrote:

Well hello there, short, dark, and handsome.

Fluffs Studpuffin.

Homina homina homina!!!

[Studpuffin]

*rolls a shiny rock toward Pinna*

[Pinna]

Oooh! Shiny!

Pulls down shades.

[Studpuffin]

Pinna wrote:

Oooh! Shiny!

Pulls down shades.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Huginn]

{speaks backwards:} Peep! Peep!

[Studpuffin]

Huginn wrote:

{speaks backwards:} Peep! Peep!

Peep?

Peep peep peep, peep peep.

Caw.

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Peep.

*holds up sign: In that order.*

[I. R. Bird]

*hops around*

[Studpuffin]

*hands I.R. Bird a cigar*

Congrats! You've got a cigar!

[Vinny da Vulture]

Mmmmmm......Roadkill?

[Miserable Old Bitty]

Studpuffin wrote:

*hands I.R. Bird a cigar*

Congrats! You've got a cigar!

President Hoover gave me a cigar. Although you know what it means when a president "gives a cigar," right?

[Studpuffin]

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

*hands I.R. Bird a cigar*

Congrats! You've got a cigar!

President Hoover gave me a cigar. Although you know what it means when a president "gives a cigar," right?

You smoked it for him? O_o

[TOZ]

What else do you do with a cigar?

[gran rey de los mono]

TOZ wrote:

What else do you do with a cigar?

I think Bill Clinton might have a few suggestions.

[Studpuffin]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

[Miss Kitty]

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

*hands I.R. Bird a cigar*

Congrats! You've got a cigar!

President Hoover gave me a cigar. Although you know what it means when a president "gives a cigar," right?

TOZ wrote:

What else do you do with a cigar?

If the government was serious about stopping smoking, they would put the above and a pic of MOB on all tobacco products.

[Studpuffin]

Miss Kitty wrote:

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

*hands I.R. Bird a cigar*

Congrats! You've got a cigar!

President Hoover gave me a cigar. Although you know what it means when a president "gives a cigar," right?

TOZ wrote:

What else do you do with a cigar?

If the government was serious about stopping smoking, they would put the above and a pic of MOB on all tobacco products.

Who wants to stop smoking? All dem nekkid monkeys gonna kill themselves and leave a lot of roadkill behind.

[Miss Kitty]

Studpuffin wrote:

Who wants to stop smoking? All dem nekkid monkeys gonna kill themselves and leave a lot of roadkill behind.

But I have no thumbs? How am I supposed to open the tuna cans if I can't work the opener?