Does it count if I was considered sacred at some point by Indians
The Friendly Skies
Feathered Harbinger of Pestilence, Cartoon Guest Star
About Vinny da Vulture
I don't know what it is about them, but I love to pick at festering corpses. The ones left behind by lawyers are often particularly tasty - I'm not sure why.
I used to be pretty famous. My friends and I had been down on our luck, so I agreed to do a guest spot on the old "Johnny Quest" cartoons. They put me up against some a@%%+*% pretending to be the Red Baron. Needless to say, I cleaned that schmuck's clock. I almost got a bonus in that annoying little dog Bandit, but damn, that little mutt could run. Maybe next time.
Anyway, if you're ever lost in the woods, dying of thirst or starvation, give me a call. I'd love to hear from you. I'll bring the family over, and we'll have a nice get together.
Begins to sing
"My momma done told me
to get something for dinner..."