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But I have no thumbs? How am I supposed to open the tuna cans if I can't work the opener?
YAAR, I can replace one o' yer paws with a hook if you like. Just keep it sharp and ye can use it to open all kinds o' interesting things.
But I have no thumbs? How am I supposed to open the tuna cans if I can't work the opener?YAAR, I can replace one o' yer paws with a hook if you like. Just keep it sharp and ye can use it to open all kinds o' interesting things.
My paws already have hooks built-in, and they still don't work on cans.
My paws already have hooks built-in, and they still don't work on cans.
YAAR, my hooks be better than yers.
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East Central Illinois, about 50 miles from the Indiana border.Where you at? I'm up in the part of Missouri that sticks into Illinois' side.Also, without those nekkid sweaty monkeys around we can get to all the Jack in the Box tacos!I miss Jack-in-the-Box. I used to get their tacos after my Philosophy class. But then I moved and there aren't any around here.
Cool. Midwest FTW!!!
She can hang, for a kitty-kat. At least she's not a poodle. >:D
Miss Kitty, are you a Nyan Cat or a Nayn Tac?
{stamps ordinary scratching post on ground}
Forsooth, I walkst amongst you mortals once again!
Mmmmm, poptarts.
*stares hungrily at Nyan Cat*
Fivesooth, I am one better than you.
Zounds, you mortals are strange. {leaps into air, leaving a cherry-scented rainbow in her wake}
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Yeah, that's my kind of kitty right there. Covered in sprinkles.
Rawr!
My favorite kind of cat is the one that is far, far, far, far, far, far, far away.
I LURV cats. Especially Nyan Cat.
FIFY
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East Central Illinois, about 50 miles from the Indiana border.
Rantoul? Charleston? Urbana? Decatur? Villa Grove? ooh.. Arcola! Arcola! Are you on an oil-powered computer?
Rantoul? Charleston? Urbana? Decatur? Villa Grove? ooh.. Arcola! Arcola! Are you on an oil-powered computer?Live in Rantoul. Work and game in Champaign. Also game in Urbana.
Sweet! I used to love the way the Amtrak guy said "...and RaaaanTEWL."
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...Are you on an oil-powered computer?
I thought computers ran on magic smoke?
The thought that my laptop is powered by necromantic liquid dinosaurs is much more cool though.
Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.
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Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.
They aren't really dragons. Just like giant space slugs aren't actually mollusks.
Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.They aren't really dragons. Just like giant space slugs aren't actually mollusks.
And space mollusks Tom Cruise.
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And space mollusks Tom Cruise.Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.They aren't really dragons. Just like giant space slugs aren't actually mollusks.
Are you talking about the first time that happened, or has it happened again?
Are you talking about the first time that happened, or has it happened again?And space mollusks Tom Cruise.Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.They aren't really dragons. Just like giant space slugs aren't actually mollusks.
I am not at liberty to disclose what may or may not have happened or still be happening with mollusks and/or Mr. Cruise.
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I am not at liberty to disclose what may or may not have happened or still be happening with mollusks and/or Mr. Cruise.Are you talking about the first time that happened, or has it happened again?And space mollusks Tom Cruise.Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.They aren't really dragons. Just like giant space slugs aren't actually mollusks.
Hehehe, mollusks have tentacles.
Hehehe, mollusks have tentacles.I am not at liberty to disclose what may or may not have happened or still be happening with mollusks and/or Mr. Cruise.Are you talking about the first time that happened, or has it happened again?And space mollusks Tom Cruise.Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.They aren't really dragons. Just like giant space slugs aren't actually mollusks.
Only the ones in the bottom two castes. The higher ranked mollusks have more "interesting" options... {looks around suspiciously for an eavesdropping oyster}
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Only the ones in the bottom two castes. The higher ranked mollusks have more "interesting" options... {looks around suspiciously for an eavesdropping oyster}Hehehe, mollusks have tentacles.I am not at liberty to disclose what may or may not have happened or still be happening with mollusks and/or Mr. Cruise.Are you talking about the first time that happened, or has it happened again?And space mollusks Tom Cruise.Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.They aren't really dragons. Just like giant space slugs aren't actually mollusks.
Well, those are supposed to be aphrodisiacs too!
Mollusks, they improve your sex life or you get the tentacles!*
*brought to you by the Ogasawa Mollusk Concern
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Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.So, does using the "oil" slow it down in any way?
Yeah, but once you oil up you can do it a little faster.
Oh wait, what were we talking about?