Nagpa Nick's page

*yack*

Sneaks up and takes a sample.

*SKRAAAAAAAAWK*

AHEM, excuse me.

Hastily scribbles down notes. Oil, necromantic dinosaurs, giant space slugs. I have my next shopping list.

*SKRAAAAAAAAAWK* *AHEM* Excuse me.

Nagpa Nick wrote:

I could sell you a Potion of Singe Ninja Power to help you with that...

Sounds like snake oil to me...

CAW!

I don't think the Imperial Dragon who *cough* donated a scale for the potion would appreciate being called a snake, but that might just be me.

(Of course, he didn't appreciate donating the scale either, but...)

Edit: *SKRAAWK*

How does one go about mugging a pirate to acquire said rum?

*SKRAAWK*

I could sell you a Potion of Singe Ninja Power to help you with that...

No thank you. Can I get some frebreeze in here though?

Ugh, nasty habit. You really should cut down on that.

*paws through the feathers and other refuse, muttering to self*

You'll never catch me!

Ahahaha

*pinchidy pinch!*

Empowered Maximized Heightened Magic Missile

I only need a certain gland. You may have the rest of the carcass, little one...

circles the thread once before dive bombing someone

Casts wall of force over himself and continues working over his cauldron, muttering something about embarrassing cousins...

Studpuffin wrote:

<the room darkens, Studpuffin grows to enormous size as flames wreathe him.>

CAW-hahahahahaha!

<returns to normal>

*Holds up sign:Did everything just taste purple to you guys?*

Definitely getting a little purple after-taste over here...

Sorry, sorry. Used the newt's tongue when I should have put it frog's liver.

...Do we have any more of that lovely tengu blood available?

*SQUAWK* Tengu blood, just the reagent I needed.

Gets out a sponge and bucket.

I'll stitch you up in a moment, sonny.