Mind if I share Vinny?
Caw!
*Holds up sign:*
Caw?
Only if you are a chicken.
I prefer to think we are enjoying the flavor of a fallen friend.*
* line from a commercial with 2 pigs eating pork ribs in a restaurant.
Bird humor:
Q: What do you call a vegetarian Corvid?
A: Idiot.
CAW! Bring on the baby-back ribs!
It's a little bird. Kinda like a quail.
It's a little bird. Kinda like a quail.
Hmmm... do you taste like quail?
It's a little bird. Kinda like a quail.Hmmm... do you taste like quail?
Nope, more like an otyugh.
Nope, more like an otyugh.It's a little bird. Kinda like a quail.Hmmm... do you taste like quail?
Otay... UGH!
Sure you ain't the blue bird of happiness?
Sure you don't taste like chicken?
*Holds up sign:*
Caw!
Close... they were ill-tempered Hyenadons with frikkin' laser beams attached to their heads!
Close... they were ill-tempered Hyenadons with frikkin' laser beams attached to their heads!*Holds up sign:*
Caw.
*sniff* Thank you. I still miss them... along with all my Oligocene compatriots.
*resumes pecking half-heartedly at corpse*
Sure you ain't the blue bird of happiness?
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
Sure you don't taste like chicken?
If I said yes, would you try to eat me?
{sneaks in wearing a homemade pelican costume} CAW? CAW! CAW! MEOW-, er, CAW!
{creeps closer to delicious looking birdies}
Every time a bell rings... a raven gets his wings.
Keep ringing Teagan, we need to get this flock up to the size of a murder... either that or ring til Alfred Hitchcock shows up. We'll have enough birds then for REVOLUTION.
Now, what other vestigial goodies can we find in this corpse?
I have arrived.
I have arrived.
What the?! Caw
*stirs momentarily before nodding back to sleep*
circles the thread
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*Continues bouncing on his pogo stick*
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*Holds up sign:*
Caw!
Yopu know, that's starting to look like fun.
*buys a pogo stick and bounces on it*
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*poos a little while flying*
*flips a sign: *
I like cats... great dark meat.