*pecks Wolfie*
Help, help! I'm being murdered- wait, what's the plural for a plethora of puffins?
This thread smells like bird doo.
:Perches above the Old Bitty and ensures her lovely purple hat smells like doo, too:
This thread smells like bird doo.
Take it from a raven: I'd sacrifice an eye to smell as good as him. Studpuffin No. 5
Ha! Raven-wing High 5 on the Odin joke.
Caw! Caw!
CAW!
^^
What he said.
Be that way. I'll just eat this birdseed myself.
There he IS! The Gregory Peck of Puffindom! {swoons}
*hops around* CAW!
*chases birds*
*Floats around*
*swings for the bleachers, smacks with baseball bat*
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*is hit with a baseball bat and goes flying* Team Flumph is blasting off again!!!!
*chokes on birdseed*
Ugh. Why do you filthy animals eat this stuff?
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I thought this thread would be about Willow.
Qualk!
I bet you thought these birds were alive. NOPE!
Their not.
Their dead.
*snorts*
Qualk!
Squerpk?
*lands upside down in lake*
Ewwww, sky-rats! Get off my sticks!
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Birdie!
*marks Fratercula Studlius off life list.
Quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
{chows down on puffins for breakfast}
Tchk tchk tchk SCHKWAAA SCHKWAAA tchk tchk tchk
*hides his nuts from the squirrel swarm*
{belches, falls off perch into shame-pile of Milwaukee's Best cans}
Dammit! You birds are going to stain my stutters again. I just had them cleaned. Shoo! Shoo!
Croak!
Quack?
*tappy tappy tap*
MATT DAMON!!!
AFFLECK!!!
Right on.
Wernk.
Is my Mother here?
Figures, last time that b++*# was at a f#+&ing Casino.
Grunt Grunt! Crap, now I am a self racist ::hangs head in shame:: FOR SHAME!!
♪ ♫ "Vern dee zee, vern dee zee börk.
Vern dee zee, vern dee zee börk..." ♫ ♪
Quack!
*tappy tappy tap*