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Flumphs of Golarion!

We are still waiting! *taps a tenticle on the floor, impatiently*

When are the other Paizo folks going to allow you to scribe "Pathfinder Player's Companion: Flumphs of Golarion"?

Seems we greatly needed a topic such as this.

Flumphs!

Flumphs of Golarion!

*float to the surface of the lake* That was unpleasant.

*is hit with a baseball bat and goes flying* Team Flumph is blasting off again!!!!

*Floats around*

I approve of this topic.

*floats around the dancefloor and wiggles his tentacles*

Huh? What is this place I have found myself in?

It seems the kobolds get their book, but we majestic flumphs are left out in the cold. It is a shame, really.

I know Mr. Daigle would enjoy writing such a book.

The Race books in the Player's Companion line are great and a ton of fun, but when will we see a corresponding Flumph book? We Flumphs are wonderful creatures and 9 out of 10 dentists agree that it would be better to get a Flumphs of Golarion book than get eaten by Great Old Ones.

I have forgotten about this place!

Now that Daigle is working at Paizo, how much more likely for us to see a "Flumphs of Golarion" book?

I would also like a Flumph avatar.

A flumph avatar would be greatly appreciated, please.

At long last! Flumphs of Golarion! The book will finally contain Flumphs as a player race, and well as Flumph alternate racial trate, archetypes, and Flumph weapons and armor! Thank you Paizo! Thank You! I am one happy flumph!

I. M. Flumph MD wrote:

I have no clone. No one has taken the time to study Flumph DNA enough to clone it.

I've seen whoopie cushions in the store. Flumph DNA was clearly used.

A vicious LIE!

I have no clone. No one has taken the time to study Flumph DNA enough to clone it.

have you ever used a flumph to break your fall?

I take great offense to those using my species as cushions to break a fall!

I agree.

Those blue things are not flumphs at all. They don't even have tentacles!

Morgen wrote:

There was an old April issue of Dragon that had tons of Flumph in it, and piles of small pictures that would make awesome Flumph avatars if those were somehow usable.

Little Flumphs doing all kinds of crazy things (ice skating, etc.)

On a serious note: We (though, I should say "I") are not making any new avatars from Dungeon or Dragon.

I'm sorry little Flumphs.

There is still "Misfit Monsters"

*dances as well as a floating tentacled thing can dance*

AYE!

Yes, it is among one of our dreams to appear in the ARG. If that happens we will have finally made it!

*walks in and looks around* This seems to be a worth thread to bring back to life with the power of Medical SCIENCE!

I would say we need some Flumph avatars!

We are the flumphs, and these are our demands.

Flumphs of Golarion followed directly by a Flumph adventure path. Rules for making a PFS legal Flumph Player Character, and Flumph avatars. What do you think of that?

It occurs to me that we should also petition Paizo for some Flumph Avatars.

Seems our movement is already gaining steam, eh brother?

*holds up a sign that says "OCCUPY PAIZO"* Hear Hear for the Flumph Faction.

I strongly object to the use of us flumphs as cushions for the breaking of falls.

We don't get much coverage, so I was referring to the so called "player races".

Ah yes, let the protesting commence!

Good sir, I have barbarian levels....

Yes, and Father was never enthusiastic about you taking that "Barbarian Training"

Looks like we may have to get heavy handed.

Occupy galarion! 1% of the races should not have 99% of the coverage!

... But aren't WE like 1% of the sentient races on Golarion?

I. M. Flumph MD wrote:

Dear A. Barbarian PHD,

WHat is you opinion of flumphs?

AM NOT SURE. AM FLUMPH SOME KIND OF CASTY? IF SO, BARBARIAN OPINION AM SMASH.

My knowledge is mostly medical. I would not say I am a caster.

*Comes in with a sign that says "save the flumphs"*

Looks like we are indeed a tad bit late brother.

Yes, it would seem. Perhaps we could try to get more coverage in the other books. "Misfits" was great, but why not even reference us in the other books?

What? Am I late for the party!?

Dear A. Barbarian PHD,

WHat is you opinion of flumphs?