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Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
Am I hallucinating or did that bird talk

Are you my mother?


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MageHunter wrote:
There are no dumb questions?

Are you my mother?


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Are you my mother?


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Are you my mother?


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Tequila Sunrise wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Austrlia continues to prove it's got the coolest animals on Earth.

Holy gods that is INSANE. Grabbing a burning something-or-other from a wildfire, then flying it to another location, dropping it in the brush to start a new fire, then hanging around that fire to hunt critters that flee it is all kinds of ballsy.

And let's not kid around, those birds know what they're doing. You don't accidentally pick up a burning thing and then fly around with it unnoticed far enough to start a new fire!

F'in' Australian fauna, man.

There's more than one way to find my mother.

Drops a burning stick.


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Confused Durgon wrote:

Who's Pea Bear?

Whats Grimtooth?

Whats happening?

Where am I?

Why am I?

Are you my mother?


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I taut I taw a putty tat!


Is that what happened to mother, you bastard!!


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Is the monk my mother?


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Just Perch-ing, don't mind me.


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Bawk! Polly want a cold bawk!


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Are you my Mother?


Do Owl Bears have teeth? I'm curious at what point on the evolutionary trail we birds got hosed.


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Did you take our teeth, from an evolutionary standpoint I mean.


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Are you my mother?


Are you my mother?


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Are you my Mother?


Is my Mother here?

Figures, last time that b*&@* was at a f+%@ing Casino.


Are you my Mother?


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Damn, it wasn't the Cow or the Dog, the Car or the Snort!

F%*% this s@*$, I'm taking that b+~@# on Jerry Springer


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Adequate Duck wrote:
Arcana Whupass wrote:
gran rey de los everything wrote:
Arcana Whupass wrote:

You know what they say about women drivers...

*ducks*

Women drivers have ducks? Wouldn't that be distracting?
Extremeley. That's why they get lost in the Delta Quadrant. It's those damned ducks.

Quack!

*tappy tappy tap*

Are you my Mother?


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Have you seen my Mother?


Has anyone seen my mother?


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Thursty,

Are you my Mother?


John Kretzer wrote:
Little Lost Bird wrote:
Are you my Mother?
No I am your father.

Sorry, the book says I'm looking for my mother, I probably shouldn't go off script, especially if I want Disney to turn a hundred word book into a 90 minute mediocre 100 million nostalgia money grab:-)


Are you my Mother?


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Oh great Viking ship,

Are you my Mother?


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McGyver wrote:
I could whoop chuckie with a paperclip and a hershey's kiss.

Are you my Mother?


John Kretzer wrote:
Why don't you ask me any questions on my thread?

Are you my Mother?


Are you my Mother?


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Are you my Mother?


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Wile E Coyote, Super Genius wrote:
Wile E. Coyote wrote:

Can you recommend a different supplier other then Acme?

as you've probably seen its not really working out with them, well.... maybe one more rocket and roller skates combo pack.....

Well well well, who's this handsome devil?

Are you my Mother?


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Water Boy wrote:

What's the best drink: water, or water?

(I rigged it!)

Are you my Mother?


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Are you my Mother?